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ELIZABETH LAURA FOWLER
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(this link is just more to show that "Blair" has always gone by the name Lizzy, not Blair.)
These girls have never gone by "Elle" and "Blair" until they started youtube. Blair got the name from Gossip Girls, Elle got the name from Legally Blond, and their little sister "Hannah" (Emily) got that name from Hannah Montana
I dont care, but for fucks sake, stop lying.
K, more interesting posts soon.
You werk that runway gurllll
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1kRNeN3OR4
2,293 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 1201 – 1400 of 2293 Newer› Newest»@ 7:41 - Uh, wrong!
Michelle is big news for the following reasons:
1) She's a self-rightious hypocrite; she sees herself as the fricking moral light of all the beauty gurus: remember how she gave advice to Kalel Cullen and I think she even mentioned the Kandee Johnson issue.
2) She's a financial hypocrite - She built herself up as some kind of spiritual artist, willing to be a starving artist in order to reach her dreams. I've heard her say several times how makeup isn't really her thing - art is. So then why does she continue to live her life acting like she's makeup-obsessed. Why does she hunger for more - more contracts, more photoshoots, etc.
There are far more reasons but if you're not willing to consider that Michelle is less than perfect, I'd rather not waste my time ;)
@7:41 if you love phan so much, why don't you go and be her little bunny loaf? why are you sitting here on this blog anyway? it's a blog about gurus we don't like...did you not understand that from the header or must i inform you to look at the title. go tweet phanny and tell her we ABSOLUTELY adore her ugly ass. :)
@ 7:43 at Needle - Yeah, I guess our resident spammer decided to return from "its" vacation because I had been enjoying our "spam-free" discussions for the past few weeks.
And for someone who's unconnected to theSPnation, "it" certainly favors him above all other possible choices for spamnation, lulz. ;D
By the way, hasn't Camille, in the past, deleted spam? I thought so, but now I'm not so sure...
To whoever asked, I think Camille is in her last semester of college. If so, she's probably spending most of her time on that.
"Helpful hint: Ask Brian what gay bar he frequents most, move to the north Dallas area, and make your move. Then you can truly become butthurt like the rest of us ;P"
HAHA! HE SHOULD DO THAT!
ppl on here expect everyone to hate on michelle? what if i like her? i have opinions too, but im not going to bash on others who hate on her or like her. i just think ppl are going way too far on picking out every flaw.
she hasn't lied to anyone.
she hasn't threaten her fans.
so what if she is making money with lancome and her skin care line. she has every right to. if you were in her shoes, you would do the same thing.
lancome is a well respected brand. they may or may not test on animals, but who am i to judge? a few of my products are from companies that tests on animals, but does that make me a bad person?
i adopt my pets from shelters and take real good care of them
you may call this venting, but some of this stuff is plain harassing and invasion of privacy.
it's sickening and sad to know that people behind these anonymous names thinks its okay to write all these things.
a few people on here have way too much time on their hands.
can we move on to say.. dulcecandy? that girl has some serious issues... can anyone dig some dirt? with all her junk, im wondering if she's in debt or something.
@7:54 dulcecandy is not even worth talking about, i watched a few of her videos once and i could not stand her face/voice/the way she talks. talking about her now makes me want to vomit a little
since m.Phan claims that she was the first makeup guru, then i totally and entirely blame her for spawning all these other horrible, horrible wannabe gurus (i'm talking to you, elizablair, lisa, dulcecandy, kai, meganheartsmakeup, the list goes on................)
http://www.youtube.com/user/misssandycandy
Lady kaka seems to looooove this scary looking woman...
i'm terrified to look at her
@Elizablair... Were you here when we were talking about jenna olli a lot and the spammer was rehashing stupid jenna shit, and everyone claimed it was jenna herself? Lol, well, people STILL say it's jenna, actually.
I think it likes holding onto topics/names that generate a lot of talk, in hopes of generating more fighting... or something. BUT WHAT DO I KNOW? :P
@7:52 if you have the guts, why don't you post your real name and email? you stand behind the anonymous title too, or did we already forget that? if you don't like the comments, don't read them or this blog. i don't get why people like you go on here and get all offended. seriously? you chose to look at this blog so you're not all innocent as you'd think. annoying as fuck.
@7:59 PM she never claimed she was the first, she said "one of the first".
please learn how to quote
@8:01 PM fail comeback.
Awww I think dulcecandy is rather pretty, at least. Someone made a video with her footage once, with the title something to the effect of "some exotic looking chicks should keep their mouth shut"
LMFAO @ missandycandy saying "suscri'ed"
wow shes trashy as fuck
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@8:01 LOL! fail indeed.
@7:59 she wasn't one of the first, whichever way you want to put it. there were many before her. can you check your facts or is it just us haters that need to check our quotes?
@ 7:54 - If you want to talk about one of YT's losers, why not chat about pinkiecharm? I'm still in shock how she can have so many subscribers. Do they even watch her videos? Have they even seen the entire length of one of her videos? Ugh!
@ 7:52 - Hi Michelle! Lulz, listen dear - I'll try to get where you're coming from (but I hope it's not LALA Land):
1. Michelle is great! She's says its great to be natural and comfortable in your skin - unless you have the moolah to splurge for cosmetic surgery!
2. Michelle flaunts NATURAL Asian beauty! That's why she wears blue and green contacts in every fucking video! Yay for Asian eyes! (LMAO!)
3. Michelle is my hero! She's all for a revolution in the beauty industry! She's gonna change it all for the better! That's why she's a sell-out and gets/advertises freebies from top MU brands!
4. Michelle is a free spirit! She's saving skin for everyone! That's why I buy loads of her IQQU skincare (which got rid of her brother's acne!!). Who cares that she tests on animals? I'd skin a kitten myself if it meant I'd get a crappy, mediocre cream!
LMAO! I'm laughing too hard to go on! Haha, #2 still cracks me up!!!
Seriously people, add your own! This is better than watching my Seinfeld DVDs!
;)
Needleinavein why dont you post your info first? I think its funny as hell people on here talk about people like kai,michelle ect ect ect but never reveal their youtube page. I mean if you really are soo much better than the people you talk about and are so honest the post your channel and let the rest of the blog judge?
Oh wait you wont do that bc you dont want the same harsh critcism that youve dished out.
"Oh wait you wont do that bc you dont want the same harsh critcism that youve dished out."
said the anonymous troll.
hypocrite much!? <3
WHY do you assume we all make Youtube videos? I have never uploaded a video of myself on Youtube EVER and never plan on becoming a ~makeup guru~. Why is that so hard to believe?
Huh? Why are you asking ME to post MY info? I'm not the one asking anyone to post their info, either, my lovely anon-nonny. Idgaf either way.:)
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@ 8:01 at Needle - I must have missed that riveting discussion about Jenna Olli, lulz. (Can you tell the "Jenna" topic bores me to hell and back, hehe)!
But, yeah - you're probably right; it wouldn't surprise me one bit if "its" Jenna. No other sorry fuck could spare the time...and we all know how much time she has for her babies ;D
Nada.
LOL 8:08 PM. Who cares? Are you going to take a flight to stalk her?
needle I dont have a channel to post or I would gladly.Youre the one so quick to shit talk others yet your blog is privated. So if you are so big and bad then plz un private your blog. Lets see if you look better than kai,elle,blair,michelle and everyone else you have called ugly or fat.
Oh btw I shall put my name down
ALEXIS JOHNSON
There happy?!!
8:05
You poked fun at all the best ones ha! I'm still loling over the asian eyes contacts! If I were an Asian I would be pissed! Don't know why they all like her.
needle I dont have a channel to post or I would gladly.Youre the one so quick to shit talk others yet your blog is privated. So if you are so big and bad then plz un private your blog. Lets see if you look better than kai,elle,blair,michelle and everyone else you have called ugly or fat.
Oh btw I shall put my name down
ALEXIS JOHNSON
There happy?!!
@8:08 PM uh. stalkerish much? people arent born perfect. dont expect her to be because she never claims to be.
@ 8:11 - Might as well said "Jenny Smith" lmao!
Alexis Johnson?! Must be thousands of you...so I guess you could be one! LULZ!
*runs off to look you up and stalk you*
LMAO ;D
TEAM NEEDLE! <3
Elizablair today, Celeblair tomorrow said..
in asia contacts are very popular.
its not new.
but stupid americans dont know any better, so I cant be upset.
8:11 PM - My name is Taylor Swift. THERE, HAPPY?
Alexis Johnson, huh.......
hahahhaha. could you at least pick a less common fake name?
continuing 8:05:
5. michelle phan works hard for her money, that's why a chinese and thailand factory makes her products
6. michelle cares about animals! her new brushes included actual animal hairs from animals the factory keeps, she said so herself! but not to worry, they are "well taken care of"
7. michelle loves makeup that's not super expensive because it's affordable, that's why she never uses drug store, nyx, or even her "favorite" lise watier anymore! :)
8. of course michelle doesn't trick you into getting stuff she doesn't believe in, that's why she partnered with lancome and makes videos with only lancome products!
9. michelle phan is very religious, if you'll look on her blog she says she goes to church...right below that post you'll find a picture of her showing her crotch/ass in a very artistic picture! ;)
10. michelle is your best friend and she cares, that's why she will never tweet you unless you're a yt partner or a celebrity :)
8:14 PM - You're right, they're not new. I don't know much about Asian media culture, but supposedly all the top celebrities wear them. I find it to be an odd concept though.
8:15 PM #2, are her brushes seriously going to be made out of animal hair?? LOL
who the fuck cares about michelle phan. move on ppl
btw I found camille's facebook!
i remember a lonnnnnnnnnng time ago, some guy claimed to be m.phan's ex and was shitting on her like crazy, he said that he was the one who made payments on the honda accord that she is driving now......hmmmmmm.....
Needle you want me to show you my ID lol...seriously no matter what I told you my name was you still wouldnt beleive me so..oh well....when are you going to unprivate your blog and show us how wonderful you look?
......im waiting
1. Michelle is great! She's says its great to be natural and comfortable in your skin - unless you have the moolah to splurge for cosmetic surgery!
SHE DIDN'T HAVE SURGURY YOU IDIOTS!! DON'T BE JEALOUS THAT YOU DIDN'T GET PRETTY GENES!
2. Michelle flaunts NATURAL Asian beauty! That's why she wears blue and green contacts in every fucking video! Yay for Asian eyes! (LMAO!)
WHAT THE HELL? BLUE EYES ARE PRETTY!
3. Michelle is my hero! She's all for a revolution in the beauty industry! She's gonna change it all for the better! That's why she's a sell-out and gets/advertises freebies from top MU brands!
SHE GETS THEM FOR FREE SO WE CAN SEE WHAT SHE HAS! THAT'S WHY COMPANIES GIVE FREE STUFF TO GET MONEY!
4. Michelle is a free spirit! She's saving skin for everyone! That's why I buy loads of her IQQU skincare (which got rid of her brother's acne!!). Who cares that she tests on animals? I'd skin a kitten myself if it meant I'd get a crappy, mediocre cream!
HOW DO YOU KNOW ITS CRAPPY? SHE WORKED WITH A DOCTOR TO MAKE IT!
HATERS HAVE NO LIVES
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Michelle is young and successful despite coming from humble backgrounds.
she has her own brand iqqu
she is now a spokesperson for lancome
she is the #1 guru out of all gurus on youtube
she has a beautiful home she got for herself
while you all make fun of her
she has a gorgeous boyfriend who showers her with gifts, a beautiful home, career and designer duds.
yeah. I envy her.
"haters have no lives"
and the defenders do? you're no better then.
"10. michelle is your best friend and she cares, that's why she will never tweet you unless you're a yt partner or a celebrity :)"
^or unless you are down on your knees praising her like a goddess that she thinks she is
@8:16 PM show proof or it never existed
@8:18 PM we may not have no lives, but we'll get good karma
Yeah, she's so humble and natural!
http://i46.tinypic.com/smzmsm.jpg
8:19 PM - good luck in life believing in ~karma~ then.
@8:12 I don't have anything on my blog... I didn't even know it was privated, I just signed up for this quickly when my openid refused to work correctly. :) And I don't have a youtube either, just like you.
And I honestly couldn't really care about your name, or whether you have a youtube, or whatever, anyway.
So you can stop addressing me when I'm not even the one talking, kthx. I will only use this name: I only posted under anon once to see how it worked. :)
@8:16, yea her recent trip to hong kong was to develop the brushes. they come from animals they keep in the factory. she says she hasn't gone to the factory but they told her they feed the animals well so she believes people should make an exception for her brushes since the animals are taken care of. ;) sensational, right? of course...because michelle phan is perfect!
while im not a fan of michelle phan, id rather her get a lancome sponsorship over someone like pinkiecharm, petrilude or xsparkage.
@ 8:14 (2nd one) - *blink* *blink*
Duuuude, you must be having a slooow day!
Either that or you're....well, that's not go there ;P
Honey, go back and read the point of my statement:
Brown eyes = Asian eyes (in 99.99% of Asians)
Asian eyes = beauty (so said Michelle Phan)
Asian eyes = not blue/green
Michelle's = blue/green contacts
Michelle's = NOT ASIAN EYES
* yet she gets comments like "I love your eyes with blue contacts, now they look soooo pretty!"
*blink* *blink* - got it now?
You should read Michelle's old journal entries and see if you still feel the same way about sweet Michelle.
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needle ...ok lol
@ Elizablair... Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if it was Jenna, too. When we were talking about her a lot, there were some people coming in here saying they knew her, and they typed JUST LIKE she talked, which seemed really odd--considering Jenna talks in a way I have not heard much at all.
Also, re: Michelle Phan. I don't get the "Asian" obssession with contacts, either. I guess it's something people don't care about over there...but idk, I just like seeing people's real eye colors better, no matter what that color is.
No one cares who the owner of the blog is. She barely comments here anyways.
Needle, I have a feeling their obsession with contact is because their eyes are so plain. It is rare for an Asian to have colorful eyes. They are normally dark brown. Also, since their eyes tend to be small, enlarging the eyes with circle lenses will be more esthetically pleasing than their natural eyes. It's the same with them getting eyelid surgery to have one.
I think Michelle has a very successful career, and I am happy for her. Please don't attack me, that is my opinion.
i feel like nowadays getting famous is just about making a fool out of yourself and creating drama. no talent neccessary.
not saying michelle is famous, but she is well-known in the interweb world, and for the wrong reasons. she's not even that talented with makeup. to be honest anyone can be good with makeup if they just read a few books about makeup and practice their technique. its just that she happened to be a girl who made herself look pretty in her videos and only posted flattering pictures of herself on her blog and she somehow got lucky and got noticed. she marketed herself very very well right from the beginning with the whole sob "i used to be sooo poor i lived on food stamps" story, and the "i'm a nerdy chic girl, i play video games and like ninjas", <-- that alone already attracted lots of horny lil boys to "follow" her.
she just happened to be at the right place at the right time and that's how she got "well-known". it could have been anyone, because honestly, she really is not talented at all. yes she may be ok at art but there are those who are far superior than her trying to make it as an artist but they are not getting the attention they deserve cuz lil miss michelle here is taking all the spotlight.
@8:21 really now? animals for her iqqu brushes?! what a hypocrite. maybe she'll give up her little rabbit so they can make rabbit brushes! yay michelle!
Why does Kalel think ppl care about her boyfriend problems?
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@8:25 PM I'm so fucking tired of people thinking brown eyes are boring.
@8:26
kalel is a fuckin joke and her bf is fugly
Ohhai spammer: we learned about Camille a long time ago, we already know her facebook and shit. She's owned up to it.
@8:26 PM Michelle never created drama.
I feel like people on here are picking fights with her. Someone should mention about this to her.
Sticky, we get it. You want Camille to be sought out. It's not going to happen and no one cares.
So I'm going to repost this for the laughs (and for the sake of adjacency, since our resident spammer insists on 'separating' us from recent posts).
1. Michelle is great! She's says its great to be natural and comfortable in your skin - unless you have the moolah to splurge for cosmetic surgery!
2. Michelle flaunts NATURAL Asian beauty! That's why she wears blue and green contacts in every fucking video! Yay for Asian eyes! (LMAO!)
3. Michelle is my hero! She's all for a revolution in the beauty industry! She's gonna change it all for the better! That's why she's a sell-out and gets/advertises freebies from top MU brands!
4. Michelle is a free spirit! She's saving skin for everyone! That's why I buy loads of her IQQU skincare (which got rid of her brother's acne!!). Who cares that she tests on animals? I'd skin a kitten myself if it meant I'd get a crappy, mediocre cream!
LMAO! I'm laughing too hard to go on! Haha, #2 still cracks me up!!!
Seriously people, add your own! This is better than watching my Seinfeld DVDs!
;)
And a fellow venter posted more hilarious
'Michelle Meaningful Moments" LMAO!
5. michelle phan works hard for her money, that's why a chinese and thailand factory makes her products
6. michelle cares about animals! her new brushes included actual animal hairs from animals the factory keeps, she said so herself! but not to worry, they are "well taken care of"
7. michelle loves makeup that's not super expensive because it's affordable, that's why she never uses drug store, nyx, or even her "favorite" lise watier anymore! :)
8. of course michelle doesn't trick you into getting stuff she doesn't believe in, that's why she partnered with lancome and makes videos with only lancome products!
9. michelle phan is very religious, if you'll look on her blog she says she goes to church...right below that post you'll find a picture of her showing her crotch/ass in a very artistic picture! ;)
10. michelle is your best friend and she cares, that's why she will never tweet you unless you're a yt partner or a celebrity :)
"10. michelle is your best friend and she cares, that's why she will never tweet you unless you're a yt partner or a celebrity :)"
^or unless you are down on your knees praising her like a goddess that she thinks she is
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LMAO! Got any?
P.S. My word verif. is 'dammat'! ;)
8:28 PM - supposedly michelle already read it in the past on blogtv.
@8:28
What does her ex look like?
@8:28 it's true information. why don't you go ask her if her brushes are made from animal hairs. picking on her? she already knows about this blog too. she reads it, she admitted. FACTS BABY. FACTS! no go away.
@8:28 i never said michelle herself created drama, just generalizing on what it takes to be famous these days. which is not much. perfect examples: paris hilton and kim kardashian and heidi montag
MAC has animal hair brushes. They don't harm animals. Just because it's animal hair doesn't mean the animals are harmed.
0 8:29 PM - here's one:
michelle was so poor when she was younger, that she still managed to buy $70 vitamins since the age of 12.
:|. she tweeted she did.
@8:25, yeah, but that's what I don't like--their idea that they have to change to fit some other standard of beauty. I've seen quite a few Asians on youtube who have done some pretty cute (if not ~*creative*~ and ~*exotic*~ makeup) even though they complain of their "lack of eyelid". I still think their eyes look just fine, and I think brown eyes can be beautiful, too.
But hell, what do I know!
Maybe (hopefully) contacts in Asia really have transcended into something "mainstream"--as someone said---like changing your jeans, or whatever, and don't have much adherence to the idea that they have to fit some other beauty standard. But that's what it seems like to me.
@8:31 PM Michelle said she never wanted fame, she just wants to be a well respected makeup artist. Which is why she is with Lancome, is with legendary Jed Root and is in Vogue. Jed Root managed the career for Kevyn Aucoin and Laura Mercier. She just doesnt strike me as a person that desires fame.
vitamins are expensive. At least her family cared about their health.
@8:31 we're not talking about MAC. MAC never said they loved animals, nor do they have a bunny. k? let's stay on topic :)
2. michelle has stated the animals are caged. that's not wrong at all! they only get fed to produce beautiful hairs for their mommy who makes money off of them. :) yay!
LOL @ Camille deleting stuff
@ 8:35 PM yeah but it seems so hypocrtical because you seem to be upset about the animals, but have this vindictive nature against michelle. it seems like you dont care about the animals at all, just michelle. she is just trying to reduce any harm to animals. would you rather them be killed?
@8:33 which brings us back to how michelle has marketed herself very very well. no one in the right mind would actually say that they want fame, cuz people will judge her for it and dislike her.
if i wanted to be famous i wouldnt go on twitter and tell everyone "hey guys, i want to be famous", only idiots will do that. and she knows that if she ever said she wanted fame people are gonna bash her so hard
and deep down, EVERYONE wants fame. who doesnt want to be well-known and respected + make money for being well-known??? michelle tries to come off as such a perfect little angel who just wants to do art, but we see through her facade
haha look at this video of kalel dancing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO1BTOGtki8
@8:38 how do you even know if she's telling the truth or not? what if she kills them? what if they are caged so tight they can't breathe and suffocate? oh, that's right...we should just believe michelle because she's totally honest! :)
@8:40 OMFG
@8:40
When was that video up? Kalel dances like a total white gurl.
@8:43 maybe that's bc she is a white girl
please stop dancing kalel
Ready for some more of
Michelle's Meaningful Moments?
(I bet you're wetting your pants from the excitement, lol!)
So I'm going to repost this for the laughs (and for the sake of adjacency, since our resident spammer insists on 'separating' us from recent posts).
1. Michelle is great! She's says its great to be natural and comfortable in your skin - unless you have the moolah to splurge for cosmetic surgery!
2. Michelle flaunts NATURAL Asian beauty! That's why she wears blue and green contacts in every fucking video! Yay for Asian eyes! (LMAO!)
3. Michelle is my hero! She's all for a revolution in the beauty industry! She's gonna change it all for the better! That's why she's a sell-out and gets/advertises freebies from top MU brands!
4. Michelle is a free spirit! She's saving skin for everyone! That's why I buy loads of her IQQU skincare (which got rid of her brother's acne!!). Who cares that she tests on animals? I'd skin a kitten myself if it meant I'd get a crappy, mediocre cream!
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5. michelle phan works hard for her money, that's why a chinese and thailand factory makes her products
6. michelle cares about animals! her new brushes included actual animal hairs from animals the factory keeps, she said so herself! but not to worry, they are "well taken care of"
7. michelle loves makeup that's not super expensive because it's affordable, that's why she never uses drug store, nyx, or even her "favorite" lise watier anymore! :)
8. of course michelle doesn't trick you into getting stuff she doesn't believe in, that's why she partnered with lancome and makes videos with only lancome products!
9. michelle phan is very religious, if you'll look on her blog she says she goes to church...right below that post you'll find a picture of her showing her crotch/ass in a very artistic picture! ;)
10. michelle is your best friend and she cares, that's why she will never tweet you unless you're a yt partner or a celebrity. Or unless you are down on your knees praising her like the goddess that she thinks she is.
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11. michelle was so poor when she was younger, that she still managed to buy $70 vitamins since the age of 12.
(she tweeted she did.)
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12. Michelle's such an artist! She walked out of Avatar so inspired that she was able to paint fricking LINES on her eyelids for her Avatar inspired video (which earned her like several thousand bucks).
13. Michelle's skin care is safe to use! She even has her brother use it! She keeps saying that his acne is gone and his face looks good as new....so how come she hasn't shown us? (she wants us to take her at her word - she must think we're stupid, lulz)!
14. Michelle will freely talk about her private life to the press. Like in that big article about how she's a millionaire - or close to it, rather than discuss that, she decided to get our sympathy with her sob story about her "poor family and run-away father"....pass the kleenex please (while she wipes herself with cashmere after each dump 8-O)
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LMAO! Got any?
P.S. - If your panties are in a bunch about the repost, stuff it; If we can all scroll past the spammer's BS, you can scroll past this ;D
some of you are so paranoid, assuming the worst about everything.
^ meh...not impressed. it's not even funny. just seems like over analyzing.
"some of you are so paranoid, assuming the worst about everything."
thank you
I legit HATE kalel. I wonder how long until she deletes her most recent video. I hate how she acts like HS friends don't stay in contact. I understand that a lot won't, but if you're close enough, then trust me, distance won't separate friendship. sorry your friends sucked kalel, but stop making excuses for your lack of friends.
Also, she has maajor trust issues if she's worried about who her ex is going out with, dear god, no wonder she couldn't handle a LDR. Maybe if she wasn't sitting on her ass all day she'd be too busy to worry about her ex and instead would be out making real friends.
Michelle's closet
http://img714.imageshack.us/i/43941902ht1.jpg/
8:46
#2
#4
#7
#8
#9
#12
#14
those are the funnyest!!!!
i bet she wipes her ass with MAC wipes in real life though, ha!
continuing:
michelle phan is such a nerd that she buys thousands of dollars worth of makeup! check out her twitter page for the pictures!
michelle's really scared of flying, that's why she takes weekly flights to ny for money!
michelle is really innocent, that's why she calls out other yt gurus for their boobage! those girls don't do it the classy way like she does, pose on the bed silly!
michelle phan is clearly the dermatologist behind her dermatologist recommended skin care line, otherwise how could she sell the stuff?
doctors helped michelle make iqqu and that's what matters...because you can't buy doctors with money these days!
Why does Kalel keep deleting her videos?
at 8:47, it must take dead people to make you laugh.
I spit out my soda at number 12! If she really had any talent at all she would be able to do much better then that!! She is a poser imo.
So does anyone know what this makeup show in May in NYC is that Kai keeps talking about?
I mean, I'm legit interested here, I might want to go!
@8:50 I hate her too. She left college to come home and help her father, but all she does is sleep all day and make videos.
why does kalel care what her ex boyfriend is doing. didnt she say she was the 1 that broke things off
that girl is crazy
check out thousands of dollars worth of Michelle's shoes
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/8457/36731805234492l.jpg
@anon 8:55
I thought the exact same thing. Kalel goes from bitching about not having a boyfriend, to saying how she misses her friends, to talking about candy. Wouldn't a person with OCD stay on track about what they want to talk about in a video?
Hey guys! So today I'm justing hanging out with a few friends who I went to college with. I love being here, it has been amazing to spend so much time with them. I am honestly considering maybe moving out and getting an apartment out here! Still not sure yet...I don't want to be one of those girls who moves for a guy, you know? But my situation is a little different. I have more friends here than I do back home and the guy I love lives here...I think that's a pretty good reason, right? And it's not like he's just any guy...he's THE guy. The guy that I've been with FOREVER. Being with him feels like being "at home". Does anyone know what I mean by that? Haha...it just feels right. Well, ok we're all going to out to the movies or something so I will talk to you guys later! Love you all!
-Kalel
P.S. Oh, and I am SO sorry for slacking on videos lately. I'm just so busy down here! I promise I will get back into the groove of things as soon as I can.
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Stage 5 clinger! Kalel, he just wanted some easy ass and knew you would give it to him. Stupid, stupid girl. He'll dump you in a week.
The aston martin Michelle said was her dream car? she really owns it
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6066/0634127459l.jpg
@8:58 Where did you get that from?
All those photos are from her personal facebook
@9:00 I'm guessing she wrote that on her fab looking website.
her website
http://kalelcullen.allowned.com
@ 8:51 - Lulz!
15. Michelle is such a nerd that she buys thousands of dollars of makeup instead of video games. After all, who needs video game practice when you already play like a ninja!
16. "I'm really scared of flying! Truly!" says Michelle to the airline checker as she flies her 40th trip to NYC. (Meanwhile, she scans the airplane for any POC who aren't wearing blue contacts - those people get kicked off the plane; she's too young to die ;P)
17. Michelle is really innocent - that's why she's the moral-mama for all other beauty gurus. Those girls don't do it the classy way like she does - pose on the bed, silly!
18. Doctors helped Michelle form IQQU and that's what makes it legit. After all, you can't buy off doctors with money these days!
^^ Love these, girl! I'll add them shortly to the list :D
HAHA @ Kalel dancing!
omg that car Michelle owns is worth at least $150,000
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6066/0634127459l.jpg
Does anyone have the link to the video where Kalel danced with to other ppl? I cant find it anywhere.
The aston martin Michelle said was her dream car? she really owns it
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6066/0634127459l.jpg
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How the fuck does she get all this money?! Oh yeah *silly smile* Okay, that's it! No more watching Michelle's videos for me! WTF! Those cars cost an arm, a leg, and a crotch! ;)
16. "I'm really scared of flying! Truly!" says Michelle to the airline checker as she flies her 40th trip to NYC. (Meanwhile, she scans the airplane for any POC who aren't wearing blue contacts - those people get kicked off the plane; she's too young to die ;P)
^^OMFG! At first I was gonna call you guys out for racism but then I got it! It hit me bam and I laughed so hard, haha! I'm gonna msg this to her =)
i dont think that aston martin picture is her lol
More like 250,000. So much for putting down materialistic things. I guess this also means she got her mom that Mercedes. lol
ok you guys made sense. i don't like michelle anymore..sigh. now i don't now who to like :/
LIARS! MICHELLE HASN'T POSED ON ANY BED! PROOF PLEAZ!
ichelle is really innocent - that's why she's the moral-mama for all other beauty gurus. Those girls don't do it the classy way like she does - pose on the bed, silly!
who are some guru's that you guys like?
michelle poses on her bed all the time lulz, wtf are you talking about?
@9:10 lollipop26 can do no wrong in my eyes
Pixiwoo are the only real gurus.
@9:11
agreed. i'd go lez for lollipop26. <3
Here's Lisa in her Red Hot Rant video looking like the Horse Faced Hag that she is!!
Lisa=FAIL
http://i45.tinypic.com/v2twtj.jpg
Why cant the qvc sisters blend their eyeshadow?
@9:12 haha I would too
@9:08 you must really not be a michelle phanny fan because her yt banner is her spread all over her bed...are we in need of glasses or just some reality?
@Elizablair
To be fair, if you're a gamer nerd you don't always need to buy shit all the time, if you're dedicated to only a few games/a few types of games, you only need to buy releases once every so often...unless you play a game that requires a monthly subscription. But to be fair to you, too, that does add up to lots of $$$.
And for those who wanted the other Kalel dancing video, I wanted to look for it, too, since I never saw it the first time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKaZ8djLPYk
And some more - you guys are good! :D
(disclaimer @ end; Pinkiecharm's rubbed off, lulz!)
Ready for some more of
Michelle's Meaningful Moments?
(I bet you're wetting your pants from the excitement, lol!)
So I'm going to repost this for the laughs (and for the sake of adjacency, since our resident spammer insists on 'separating' us from recent posts).
*. Michelle is great! She's says its great to be natural and comfortable in your skin - unless you have the moolah to splurge for cosmetic surgery!
*. Michelle flaunts NATURAL Asian beauty! That's why she wears blue and green contacts in every fucking video! Yay for Asian eyes! (LMAO!)
*. michelle phan works hard for her money, that's why a chinese and thailand factory makes her products
*. michelle loves makeup that's not super expensive because it's affordable, that's why she never uses drug store, nyx, or even her "favorite" lise watier anymore! :)
*. of course michelle doesn't trick you into getting stuff she doesn't believe in, that's why she partnered with lancome and makes videos with only lancome products!
*. michelle phan is very religious, if you'll look on her blog she says she goes to church...right below that post you'll find a picture of her showing her crotch/ass in a very artistic picture! ;)
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*. Michelle's such an artist! She walked out of Avatar so inspired that she was able to paint fricking LINES on her eyelids for her Avatar inspired video (which earned her like several thousand bucks).
*. Michelle will freely talk about her private life to the press. Like in that big article about how she's a millionaire - or close to it, rather than discuss that, she decided to get our sympathy with her sob story about her "poor family and run-away father"....pass the kleenex please (while she wipes herself with cashmere after each dump 8-O)
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*. Michelle is such a nerd that she buys thousands of dollars of makeup instead of video games. After all, who needs video game practice when you already play like a ninja!
*. "I'm really scared of flying! Truly!" says Michelle to the airline checker as she flies her 40th trip to NYC. (Meanwhile, she scans the airplane for any POC who aren't wearing blue contacts - those people get kicked off the plane; she's too young to die ;P)
*. Michelle is really innocent - that's why she's the moral-mama for all other beauty gurus. Those girls don't do it the classy way like she does - pose on the bed, silly!
*. Doctors helped Michelle form IQQU and that's what makes it legit. After all, you can't buy off doctors with money these days!
P.S. - If your panties are in a bunch about the repost, stuff it; If we can all scroll past the spammer's BS, you can scroll past this ;D
9:12
i cant look at those ladies strait anymore
i look at them and all i can think of are nicolas
tits and cunt on the front page of that waggy mag
..i think ima lesbian :/
Elizablair is going back to tennessee tomorrow so get ready for a nyc trip video.
@9:19 Nicola has naked pictures?
@9:20
yes she does and they are awesome
someone post nics nudies nao!
Eugh halfway through this parody video with Kalel and already I want to go look up Beyonce's video.
NO ONE compares to Beyonce. Fuck I could stare at her forever. v_v
@ 9:17 at Needle - True, but do you really believe that she's a 'nerd'? If so, she's one of a kind (I for one, have never known of another nerd who has made makeup and beauty his/her life). I just think she claims that in order to seem 'unique' or 'interesting'...not to mention all the boys who must have gone lady gaga over her (and not from her "Lady Gaga Look" video, either ;D)
@9:23 PM she is a nerd, she did murdered people on call of duty live. during blogtv she answers questions about video games that only real gamers would know. she seems legit.
@ 9:20 - Yep! Shocker, right?
Google: Nicola Chapman, WAG
You'll see them, and someone will have to pick your jaw off the floor for you ;P
Even though she has a gorgeous bod, I don't respect her as much...weird right? I don't know why, lulz!
;D
there have been countless times where i've seen a guy commenting phan's videos saying things like "she's hot, thats why i subscribed." or
"im a guy and i subscribed to her."
"shes so hot because she plays video games. i'm subscribed to her channel"
@ 9:24 - Don't real nerds play WOW? I mean, I don't put gamers into a caste system by order of their 'game of choice' but...my brother played Call of Duty when he was 12, lulz.
;D
9:24
If you watch all her blogtvs and watch her live then you are a michelle phan fan and I can't believe your words..sry :/
@9:23 PM on her youtube she said she had a wow account. I dont blame her for closing it.
@9:28 PM Michelle playing game
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v479/RICEBUNNY/Art%20Works/96df2fab.jpg
hey 9:17, michelle phan will sue you all for such slander! you can not accuse her of slander and get away with nothing! she has connections and will use them if necessary so delete that or face the the terms.
Just found Michelle's 1up gamer page. I guess she is gamer. Gotta hand it to her, she is good at art.
http://www.1up.com/do/my1Up?publicUserId=5761736
^^ last 2 posts from michelle and her fuck buddy
@ Elizablair I probably have to agree with 9:24, I happened to open her blogtv once when she was gaming live. I don't know how "hardcore" she is, but she does seem to be a gamer nerd, in any case.
Yeah, I don't know of many people who are that into beauty/makeup and also into games, but these days, you really never know what people do in the comfort of their own home. Some games get millions upon millions of users.
Mila Kunis even plays World of Warcraft, lol.
What's a WAG?
it was discussed earlier that michelle plays games because she is a violent person lol. that was said because someone dug up her old blogspot entries where she talked about wanting to kill someone and crying herself to sleep
on the blogspot entry she even said something like "why i am so fake to people?"
Michelle is not lying about her love for video games.
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=9515524&blogId=187220722
Most people play game just to kill boredom. Not all games are violent. She likes final fantasy, and that is a beautiful game.
I do agree though that going on and on about being a gamer girl is annoying--it seems to scream "HEY GIMME ATTENTION" because girls are a minority in gaming most of the time...and they easily get the attention of inexperienced gamer boys.
That being said, because of that, it's like you can't be a girl and say ANYTHING about games without coming off as bragging or trying to get attention.
does anyone know about this photo? it was on her myspace. she said she was taking a break working at the hospital. uh, can someone fill in the blanks? did she go to art school? Or med school
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v479/RICEBUNNY/FH000014.jpg
Michelle said that she was studying medicine or something before art.
dermatology? that looks like residents or something.
@ 9:34 - Yeah, I'm starting to get the feeling that Michelle's gamer/emo blog personality is her real personality and that her soothing, happy, soft beauty-channel personality is fake.
@ Needle - I agree you two now :), she definitely has spent the time needed to reach all those levels, lulz! There must be 48 hours in an average Michelle Phan day, ha!
@ everyone - Oooh! Michelle pulled a Lindsay!
http://www.1up.com/media/03/1/6/5/lg/439.jpg
* And I thought A. Jolie was the only 'ninja' with a legit knife fetish, lulz! ;P
WHOE-On Kai's Pink Flamingo tutorial at about 8.50 onwards the eye she was working on looks like a completely different color than the first...way lighter pink. Then again it's her so I'm not sure why I'm surprised.
@ Elizablair again, lol... Actually, I know a lot of gamer nerds, and about half of them seem to hate World of Warcaft because they say the graphics and plotline in it sucks and is repetitive. It is something that a lot of 12 year old kids play, too.
That being said... I must be a nerd then, too, cause I play it sometimes. :(
where did she get that knife? ew, emo much?
blair stomach looks pudgy. and her hips look wide
wait if Michelle in this photo is in her residents, that would make her 24 and up. no way was she younger than 22 and did this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v479/RICEBUNNY/FH000014.jpg
@9:42 PM I think that is a sword
@elizablair (AGAIN) lol I will never understand what it is with GEEKS and KNIVES.
9:42
OMFG! She is such a fake! Her pose screams "lookit me! I'll lick her dick and let you bondage me"
What a fake slut..so we're to believe that she is into makeup, video games, art and now knives. No way! Not me!
@9:45 PM well she has proven that she is a well rounded person. I gotta hand it to her for that.
Michelle plays the piano?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v479/RICEBUNNY/More%20pics/s9599885.jpg
from her myspace. I have to say, she is pretty talented.
@9:45 what pic are you talking about with that pose? Because the post you were talking about shows Michelle Phan from the torso up in her work uniform? I don't see how that's provocative at all...
Also, she might have gone to school to be a nurse...? I can't identify what's on her clothing, but nurses get through school faster than doctors do, don't they?
please do, spammer. and make sure to let us know what her response is :)
seems like jenna's taking her anger out on camille again cause she got herself evicted :D
yeah but nurses dont get white coats, only doctors or residents. residents is when you are still in college, but last few years you are out in the working field.
@ 9:42 at Needle - Lol, I used to be into the SIMS and this Greek Mythology Greek God game (I loved that thing to death, lulz). That's makes me a more pathetic nerd than you, haha. ;D
@ 9:42 (other) - Aww, you missed out yesterday. We all butchered Elizablair and Lisa to shreds 'bout their 'tubs of lard', lmao.
@ 9:42 (last) - I think Michelle has lied about her age.
@ 9:44 - I know! But in all seriousness, gamer or not, I think Michelle is very aware of her 'image factor' and gets off on the attention. She seems too 'involved' in too many 'hobbies', lulz.
I know what residents are, there are a lot of "teaching" hospitals around here. :)
IDK I've known some nurses who wear white coats... not everyday, obviously, but once in a great while. My mother had to buy one for some reason when she was learning things in school, and she didn't even intend to go into nursing/CNA/etc. work at all--she just had to learn basic shit.
@ 9:50 at Camille - Yay! Camille, you're here to lock away our resident spammer for now! Yes! :D
lets list Michelle's hobbies
Michelle is an artist and paints (that is true)
Michelle plays video games and is a gamer (true)
Michelle plays the piano (I've seen photos but no video)
Michelle does makeup (true)
Michelle collects swords (Not sure, but she seems to like to play with them)
Michelle has quite a handful of activities.
9:49
Oh I meant the knves picture of her..just look at her whole pose. I know it is just her face, but still...
@9:53 PM her coat doesnt seem like a nurse coat though. it has the arm badge which is unusual for a nurse coat.
Holy shot :O
I just saw his blog and woahhhhh Blairs got some pudge on her waist discusting!!!! belly belly belly
@ Camille - Oh, and by the way - that spammer has been repeatedly 'claiming' that "she/he/it" already sent an email to your work place, lulz! I considered emailing your boss that "she/he/it" was spamming and targeting you on a blog, but I know you can defend yourself if need be, :)
By the way, any new posts soon? Do tell, hehe!
Haha, Elizablair... I loved the Sims, but the only time I ever played it was in like, 5th grade, years and years ago. :( Everyone talks about all the customizations and skins and shit, which makes it sound kind of fun, actually.
I also agree Michelle seems to feed off the attention that all her "hobbies" and shopping trips get her. FINE, you can play games and afford Louboutins and play the piano and you are making a 1:12 scale model of the LHC at the same time, but is it that important to tell us all about it?
Awww Camille, I just wanted to say I feel sorry for you, it must suck having to approve every post. :( Too bad you can't ban ips or something?
@9:55 Oh... lol, I just see a badly photoshopped picture, but ok. :)
@the other 9:55, yeah, I can't make out what the badges are on her coat, that's why I'm confused !
elizablair, haha yeahhh i doubt that spammer did shit, but id actually love to know how my "boss" would respond to an email like that. shes actually not even my boss anymore, and i've known her for over 8 years, so any email she got bad mouthing me would likely receive a laugh, deletion, and block.
aaaand i was actually going to post something about michelle, since when I asked people several days ago, it seemed like a lot of people wanted to talk about her. oh, and juicytuesday too hah
needle, it wont be forever, that spammer was just annoying as fuck tonight haha
comment moderation is going to kill this blog.
rip.
@ 9:59 at Needle - lol, the SIMS has come a long way since its early version. Since I went cold turkey last year (SIMS 2 was just too addicting, lol! All the locations and options - just call me 'God' and I'm good to go, lmao!) - I've been able to hold off on the very alluring SIMS 3!
And yes, I think Michelle feels a little insecure around the NYC elite. I mean, meeting and intermingling with these wealthy businesspeople (who have been cultured since childhood) can't do much for her self-esteem. I think she feels better if people 'wow' over her accomplishments and "talents" (but I'm still skeptical about how honest she's being about some of them- at least the ones I've haven't seen proof of).
Instead of comment moderation... Can we turn anon commenting off? That way if someone spams, they can be banned.
I rather see a juicytuesday post.
1006, i feel like people would stop commenting if they had to create a blog page, even though its easy to do :\
comment moderation wont be on forever though, no worries
I understand it's not forever, Camille, but it still must suck a little bit in the mean time!
@10:06 yeah, but turning anon commenting off may kill the blog, too. People will figure "why sign up for a lame trolling account?" or something like that. Even though it takes like two seconds to make a new email address and sign up here/any other place that does the openid thing.
i LOVEEEEEEEE michelle phanny. the money shooting out of her phanny is enough to make anyone swoon. :) go on michelle, you sell your iqqu to the world so we can all be broke but "beautiful"
@i need to vent
someone made hate collages today of michelle, i think they emailed it to you...
I rather create a blog page than have to type in the word verification and wait for my comment to be approved.
"I rather create a blog page than have to type in the word verification and wait for my comment to be approved."
Ugh, me too.
i love her http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FRF4NWF0IY&feature=sub
yeahhh im going to be messing around with some blog settings in the next day or two
so bare with me
kthx :D
@ Camille - Haha, that's good to know; I think our resident spammer is still reading the comments, so it'll be good for "her/he/it" to know that badmouthing you is out of the picture, lol!
And I'm looking forward to the Michelle post; a lot of us were having fun with 'sarcasm and "Michelle's Meaningful Moments"' tonight, hehe!
I don't know too much about juicytuesday as I tend to limit my '40+ year-old' gurus-to-watch to a minimum, lulz! But if she's anything like a Kandee-Jenna-Nateagle combo ...I'm hooked :D
if everyone would sign up for a blog account, thatd be awesome, but i dont think a lot of people would. there will probably be spammers no matter what, so the best i can do is delete them as soon as theyre posted hah. sucks.
I think Pinkiecharm swapping the things MAC sent her for free and swapping things she says she loves in her videos would make a much better post.
Ok, you know, it took me half an hour of going back and forth to watch that shitty parody of video phone that Kalel was in.
It took me 5 minutes to watch Beyonce. I think I love her, even though I don't even like her music... FML
@ Camille - Just curious, what did you think of the SPnation lulz the other day? IMO, I think he's been the most vocal about this blog of all the "gurus". He's still bitching about it with his subs on his formspring.
Many of us even thought that he (or one of his subs) was the spammer, but Needleinavein convinced us otherwise :)
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