As previously mentioned, Kandee Johnson has been facing charges including Child Endangerment when she supposedly left her young son at home alone while she was in LA for business. Well, now shes also being faced with truancy, as well. She "allowed" her 12 year old son to miss so much school that he failed to receive credit for a semester.
http://www.recordcourier.com/article/20100203/NEWS/100209910/1062&ParentProfile=1049
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«Oldest ‹Older 2801 – 3000 of 4067 Newer› Newest»i know. it's a tragedy. well i'm still puttin hotmiamistyles on /b/. of kai. cant hurt
no no no one has the power to sick /b on anyone. u have to simply entice them and hope they'll take the bait...
i hope elizabeth wears her "rainbow eyes" in new york.. though im sure enough people will laugh at her as it is
what is /b ?
DEAR INTERTUBES,
/B/ IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY.
KTHX.
needle, i love you. but i disagree! u just need to *entice* them.
no, they're not your personal army. they don't fucking care about KAIKHAOD. just stop.
blair is so robotic now. it's amazing to look at her old videos to see the personality difference.
what is this /b/ thing you are talking about
To an extent, you can get /b/ to do something, but the factors depend just as much on how bored they are and how much they want to take the bait as on how well you "entice" them. :)
7:02/7:19 if you have a weak constitution, just read the wiki article on 4chan
dang girl! everything u say is dead on. i am a needleinavein fan!
what's up w/sticky? why does everyone hate her? i think she seems sassy and fun... :D
@7:22 hi sticky
@ 7:26 i'm not sticky. i dont even really know who she is... (seriously). can anybody tell me!?
blair literally looks like a hooker in her new video. I don't mean that like "oh ew, she looks ugly lolol whatevs" I mean that the hair, the earrings, the makeup are almost identical to a very classy stripper.
What have I missed the last few days? Any new Kandee updates?
Any new drama?
Fill me innnnnn
she's friendly with pat the pedo
she also steals content from the comments to sound funny on twitter sometimes
From Kai's twitter: "so the mail man didn't come today cause of the snow and he didnt come on saturday!"
Why is she twittering about the mail?
And where does she live that she usually gets mail on Saturdays?!?
im sure /b/ has seen kai before and probably lold at her plenty. if we had some of their skills and insanity we could probably ruined a life by now lol
kai + the postal system = fail
I can't wait until this girl starts posting videos so I can post her link. She talks shit about EVERYONES makeup on Youtube yet her makeup is honestly worse than Kaikhaod. She had one video up and then took it down. Pretty sure she trolls on this blog too. Just wait. :)
... Everyone gets mail on Saturdays. You mean Sunday?
@7:30 We get mail on Saturdays in the south...
did anyone find out if that talknmakeup person really was hacked or is she just a crazy?
if she really is that crazy do a blog post on her tweets
She is crazy.
i am a part time /b/ tard. i propose we wreak havoc. somehow being a girl/b-tard/makeup guru stalker has become my online identity... :( well i never leave hater comments! i guess that's just the kandee in me ;)
Oh wtf. I'm from Canada and we don't get mail on Saturdays or Sundays. My bad.
7:30 I get mail on Saturdays... where do you live?
She's probably waiting for more free products to come in the mail so she can do more of her amazing reviews :P
@7:22 awww thanks. :D
@7:30 Kai lives in Maryland. I live in the USA, and I get mail on Saturdays... I thought most people did?
@7:32 Actually a long time ago people did some pretty crazy things to Kai, on the level of /b/. They found her personal address, posted it on the internet and on youtube numerous times, they called her random hours and shit. She really freaked out for a bit, I think, and told everyone she was getting the police on their asses, lol.
That's partially why I'm ok with Sticky--IIRC she used to troll Kai way back then, too, though I don't know for sure because I just lurked on Kai's youtube then. Her "usurping" phrases and pics from this blog is kind of true, though lately she's been saying (via anon troll) when something's not hers, which I think is kind of cool.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MAIL MAN? I'M WAITING FOR MY BULK ORDER OF POT PIES AND HOT MIAMI MATERNITY CLOTHESSSSS!! MOOOMMMMM I WANT SOME NACHOS
Some of you guys seriously need to get a life. Really badly.
There is nothing wrong with occasionaly coming to this blog and bitching but any time I look at this blog I cant even read all the comments. I read a few...maybe post one and move on.
I like this blog and I look at it like once or twice a week but everytime I try and read the comments its always the same people
lilkaikai stickylipglossx torok needleinavein
I mean sure have a couple of chuckles and post a comment and give any other info and move on and maybe have another look at the blog next week.
I like this blog and agree with most of the posts but whats the point in the handful of you who regularly come and comment it looks like multiple times a day?
I don't get it.
@7:42 hi sticky
Sorry! I'm from Canada, mail on Saturdays doesn't happen where I live.
I still ask, why is she twittering about mail?! She didn't state she was waiting for a package or anything, just randomly throws out there that the mail man didn't come like it's causing a huge inconvenience in her life.
@7:42 so not funny
that same comment has been posted here like a million times
get some new material
The whole "hi sticky/pat/irene/insert other gur name here" thing is old. Give it a rest. You're not clever.
uh, i'm not that tranny horse face, what an insult pinkiecharm!
7:45 the only reason it seems like they're commenting all the time is because we're in a sea of anons. I and many others have obviously made multiple comments, but theirs are the only ones with a nametag. just sayin'.
@7:48 hi sticky
TOROK PLEASE.
pretending you've been "gone the past few days". your ass has been posting all day as anon.
you just haven't been posting under your torok name because we all hate you here.
nice try but FAIL.
Sorry Lil'KaiKai, I didn't see you posted that earlier, too. I didn't know that about Canada!
@7:45 I for one think the comments here are even funnier than the posts, sometimes, though I have nothing against Camille. :) Hence why I keep coming back! And no, I don't usually read them all either...and neither does Torok by the sound of it, lol. If you REALLY looked hard enough you would be able to tell that those of us who go by names disappear for 12-24 hours + from time to time, so we DO have lives, kthx.
@7:50 how's it going piggie pat?
whats your estimate out of needleinavein, torok and sticky being the same person?
i would guess at least 2 of them but probably more are sticky
who cares, i like all of them!
some of you are just flat out retarded. stop trolling this blog and go do your fucking homework.
THEY'RE ALL THE SAME PERSON, CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!
7:55 is sticky too.
@7:57 hi sticky
@7:55 yeah i was thinking the same thing!
i went to one of toroks chats a few times and guess who never went...sticky!!!
sticky must have been too busy being torok to sign in under the one of many other blogtv accounts they have including the stickylipgloss one
LOL Oh, ok.
Anyway I just watched Kai's MAC lipstick "overview". Does she own like, EVERY nude/natural/light pink from MAC EVER? Do you really need that much? I swear half those colors looked the same.
And she called her blue a "collector's item", lol. I wonder if she'll still keep it for "collector's value" when it turns rancid, if it hasn't already...
WAIT I'M TALKING ABOUT KAI, THAT MUST MEAN I'M STICKY HOLY SHIT.
@ 7:52
I honestly couldnt give a flying fuck who does or doesnt like me here, bb. Its so easy for you ppl that post anon to pretend like you "never" post.
<3
But seriously. Do we know what happened to Kandee?
i agree i cant sand sticky
i wonder what he really looks like other then the fake pics he posts on twitter? i feel sorry for the ugly girl he keeps stealing them from to update his twitter profile to try and make it look "real"
CAMILLE IS STICKY 2! CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im sticky toooooo!
Ugh, I agree. Some of those lipsticks have got to be rancid by now. Gross. A lot of her makeup is probably rancid. It just sits there in a pile as she buys MOAR MOAR and MOAR.
Off topic for you fucks that actually wear makeup; Gaga & Cyndi lipsticks. Yes/no?
@ 8:03
Mac has enough pinks and reds.
Its just a way for them to make money.
slap gaga on something and itll sell.
lame.
haha sticky is prolly using fake pics on twitter prolly got that tip from the bff pat
I told her to do a tutorial using that blue lipstick.
Anyone watch this show on A&E "Paranormal State"
jesus christ this show is terrible.
as ray william johnson's trolls would say... "this show is fake and gay"
The swatches I saw of the Cyndi one looked kind of sheer-ish, I don't know?
The Gaga one looked better, but it looked like a lot of the other creamy pale pinks that are popular now, too.
Gaga lipstick = HELL YES! I can't wait for it!
Holy crap. How many times is Kai going to say the MAC lip gloss is "Really nice" "Really nice" "It's really nice"
And lol @8:06, when she showed half those bright colors I kept trying to imagine her wearing them. Like that dark purple one, and Hi-top.
I definitely would like to see her attempt "tutorials" with more of them!
"HAI EVERYYYWANNNN"
does kai think thats cute?
They're lustres. Cyndi is a bit more coral than a brick red. It's like a watermelon color.
Gaga <33 I NEED it. That has got to be the perfect pink lipstick.
Kai's reviews:
Hai every wan!!
*shows product, mispronounces names, slurs words*
It's really nice! It's SOOO pretty! I love it! I want MOAR! It's super cool! *awkward giggle and exhale*
Bai every wan!
haha. kai's teeth reminds me of a vampire!
@8:11pm
Kai has soooo many more words to describe makeup other than it's really nice, duh, like: It's so pretty, it's sooooo pretty, it's super nice, it's suuuuper nice, I love it, I loooove it and in her MAC lipstick vid she used "unique" and then said over and over again after that. See, she has lots! ;P
@ 8:19
its "THUPER NICE AND THUPER PRETTY"
i don't think my last comment posted so sorry if you see this twice
i'm LOLing at blairs airquotes. she has no idea how to use them.
Elizabeth is really pretty. I actually do wish her well, despite the fact she's an annoying, money hungry brat...GOOD LUCK LIZZY FOWLER!
In Kai's videos lately she's wearing same light purple eyeshadow and nudish lipstick. Then it's Hey everywaaaan, look at all this shit I have! I have lots of stuff to show you but I'll never use it. But it's so nice, I love it! Also, i put on lip gloss for a minimum of 5 mins on my bottom lip. Also I'm so into beauty, can't you tell by my chewed on nails? So just tell me what you wanna see, like beauty or fashion. Btw I'll ask all the time for requests but I'll never do them ok? Bye everywaan! *Creepy smile*
So... Kai's "overview" of mac lipglosses and lipsticks are basically her showing her hoard/"collection" of lipsticks and lipglosses and saying how much she loves them?
lulz
I just found Kai's soul mate!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykr98od6Wi8&feature=related
@ 8:36
HAHAHAHAHAH
omg thats the most annoying thing ive heard in a while.
8:31 funniest thing ever. Someone posted a comment asking her why her nails are stubs and she goes "I don't have my gel nails on." Oh, I'm sorry, but just because you don't have acrylic nails on doesn't mean your real nails shouldn't be healthy. She must eat those things like snacks.
lol that was me. i didn't know she approved it. her nails are so gross.
hahaha her nails are really sickly.
Is it just me or is Kai kind of creepy? Like her facial expressions and stuff. Just everything about her creeps me out and/or annoys the piss out of me.
She is creepy. It's her smile. I feel like one morning I'm going to open up my blinds and she'll be peeping in my window saying "Hey every waaaaaaan!"
She's creepy to me when she giggles, smiles and then stops abruptly since it's fake.
:laughexhale:
@ 8:46 Bahahahahaha!! I hear ya. Kai haunts my dreams.
Kai has man hands, especially by how hairy they are. I bet she could knock out a man with those.
LOL I JUST PICTURED THAT. fucking creepy.
Before I knew how hairy she was, I used to think it was her boyfriend's hand she was doing the swatches on. When I found out it was her... HOLY HELL!
8:46 LMAO OMG I cant stop laughing!!!
@8:46 LOL omg. Scary as fuck.
Also you'd think with two videos that together are about 17 mins long of just your lipsticks, the words "Which ones should I try next" probably shouldn't be leaving your mouth. I mean jesus. Kai barely ever seems to have colour on her eyes OR lips so quite how she can justify having all that make up is beyond me.
Holy crap! speaking of man, as in stickyman. You'll never guess who this is!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheBabooms
9:02 I was thinking the same thing. Why on Earth would she have so many lipsticks, but her lips are ALWAYS the same exact color. It makes me wonder if she saves the purple one's for when she goes out clubbing.
I noticed in Kai's "Hot Miami Styles" video she seemed kinda outta breath, lol guess she's not used to standing up much.
@ 9:02
Lil kai kai clubbing....
*dies from laughter*
yeah right
sorry i meant @9:04
9:30 omg what the!!
cause she's sucking in too hard.
haha and i meant 9:03. woops! but yeah. what the!
I'm really hurt that Kai did not approve my comment about doing a tutorial with the blue lipstick. I actually would love to see that.....for the lulz, of course.
LOL I was kidding about the clubbing. Could you imagine Kai partying? I don't want to. She would ruin the party.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-jhyTVmdsc
this made me lol so hard. i can't believe i've never seen this before.
@8:38 Well, yeah, when Kai eats all her pot pies and nachos, what else do you think she's going to chew on?!
Kai's eyebrows scare me more than anything else, I think.
I wonder if Blairxx knows if you plug her known phone number into Google it gives her address. Privacy fail.
Do you guys remember the Rosebud "slave" video? I bet she still hasn't realized it's salve.
i think she might- i asked her on her formspring if she would recommend rosebud slave...she didn't approve it :(
LOL It helps her dry eyelids. Yum!
when kailyn said that she prefers spring and summer, i immediately thought of her summer girls video. i hope someone saved it :)
9:12
Kai thought that that was Sticky LOLLOL
No, she has I think. Because the intertubes ridiculed her for it and reposted it on youtube...it's still there actually, lol.
I link random people to it sometimes, 'cause I just love the connotations of "rosebud slave", and the way she slowly reads everything on the jar.
"I LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOVE SUMMER!"
Kai enjoys walking around in her bathing suits that expose her lovely beer gut. She also loves making a splash in her pool that we're all so jealous of. David makes tidal waves and gets her all wet. She just llllllooooooves the summer time!
Are you kidding? Rosebud Slave is CLASSIC Kai! That video is what gave Kai most of her popularity! People love laughing at her
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsMDcRK-Eww
looks like davey still posts, defending his little pot pie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsMDcRK-Eww
BAHAHAHAHA omfg he said he's not throwing away four years because in those four years he could've been in univeristy. He's full of crap! I don't even think he graduated from high school. Not to mention, when they started dating he would've been a junior in high school if he's going to be twenty one this year.
He said he's sticking with her through everything. Like flies on shit. He's not going anywhere!
I bet Kai is Davey's rosebud slave. ;D
maybe he came to the realization that he won't find anything better.
9:42 yeah I know. Who wants to be with a fat sweaty slob? Plus, he's not a smart guy. No one would even touch him after knowing he's been up in Kai's stinky bumhole.
hahaha kaikhaod's face routine video was marked as "unsuitable for minors"
LOL everything about her is unsuitable for minors.
@ 8:03
i'm getting the lady gaga viva glam & at least 1 backup. it's a gorgeous pink and the money goes to a good cause. i may get 1 of the cindy lauper ones just to have.
these will sell out THUPER QUICK.
<3
More like everything about Kai is unsuitable for mankind.
I bet everyone on here bitching about gurus on here are women. This blog just proves that women are catty and petty as hell.
Seriously do you think that theres a blog full of dudes hating on whatadayderek or timothydelaghetto geez....this is why Im friends with just dudes and lesbians
Irene is back
Whatever. I'm not catty or petty IRL so I have the right to be once in awhile online lmao. And I don't like most women either, guys are way better friends. Oh and we have made fun of whatadayderek too hahaha
10:04 i am not irene and im all for calling people out on their bullshit but really sometimes people on here get down right petty. Imo no you shouldnt call someone ugly unless you are willing to post a pic of yourself to compare...but thats just mo.
This blog spent less time talking about pedopat than it does kailyn and PAT is a criminal and hurts kids who does kailyn hurt? No one LOL...
kailyn hurts my eyes but i cant stop watching
Omg, you know who kai reminds me of?
Mary Katherine Gallagher from SNL. LOL....Superstar!!!!!
seriously no one finds it funny that ALL of the youtube drama is confined to the beauty community? You never hear about drama is the musician community. You see no blogs about how ugly or awful youtube singers are and they are purposely out there for you to judge their talent LOL.
Again I have no issue calling people like pat and stickman on their shit but all im asking is for less pettiness its not a good look for us ladies.
The majority of youtube see this blog as a bunch of sad bitter catty bitches gossiping. All girl sterotypes...just pointing things out.
Well, it is fun picking on Kai.
@ 10:03
ha ha lesbians are more drama filled than straight girls.
How can you say this blog is full of petty women that reinforce stereotypes? How the fuck do you know if anyone is female or male here when everyone is anonymous? Right, you have no idea.
We're not even straight women. We're men and lesbians.
ha. my best friend is a lesbian (she recently came out) and she and her gf and their mutual friends are way in to drama! And you know that stereotype of "oh, lesbians can be friends with guys". YEAH RIGHT! Lmao, my best friend gets way jealous of guys even looking at her gf, and vice versa, lolz!
omg!! I no, I live in the gay district in SF, and gay men and lesbians are soooo dramatic. Tho, imo, gay men are much more 'catty' ;)
ps. some of these word verification words are a bitch to spell, hahaha
i mean obviously there are always exceptions.
not to say "every" lesbian is dramatic just like not EVERY guy is laid back nor is "every" female an airheaded shallow bimbo.
But MOST of the lesbians (I have met) are very dramatic and get in very intense arguments with their partners. So whoever said "meh this is why i hang with males and lesbians". not sure what youre trying to prove there, bucko.
fuck it, Elizablair is really pissing me off! On her FTC disclaimer for her latest 'Rainbow' eyes tutorial, she posts:
"the only products that were sent to me for free are the BFTE Cosmetics products, and it coastal scents "do-dad" brush....."
*screams so loud, I killed every cat in San Diego*
Thats her whole look! She only used BFTE products for her shadows! I hate it when "gurus" try to downplay that they get free products and that they love it. I mean, gosh, just admit it!
And by the way, I'm not a faggot or a dyke, but I'm crushing Neil Patrick Harris! Why does he have to get fucked in the pooper?! Why? :D
Ew. Getting screwed in the ass has got to be painful. Personally I find the whole act disgusting and unnatural. It's ironic, but I find lesbian sex erotic and mesmerizing but I find gay sex disgusting, dirty, and dangerous (I can not count how many times my friend [who is in health care] talks about how many gay men complain of an uncontrollable ass - where their ass is so stretched out and abused, that they just shit anywhere [they don't have control]). Yeah, you get my drift. So sorry for the deets, rofl.
But yeah, I never had a crush on any gay actors. Oh. Except Tony Perkins (y'know, the guy from Psycho).
I agree with 10:35. I can't stand the thought of men having sex, but women, it's magical!
Ditto with previous 2;
Ellen and Portia: dream team/porno I'd love to see
But, two dudes...pass me the barf bag!
[ and gross, streched out anuses have to be brutal! ]
[ At least our vaginas don't show "the passion" ]
you guys are all homophobic. gay people were born that way, therefore evolution or DNA allowed for them to have gay sex. just because its not your thing doesnt mean that they cant have it. and vagigis are disgusting and smelly. not to mention the hair. you cant have penis envy but then turn around and knock gay sex..
All I'm saying is I love seeing two attractive women making love. I can't stand seeing gay men fooling around. If they want to be gay that's fine. Good for them, but I just can't bear to look at gay porn.
@10:57
Same here ! I love the lesbian action and I'm straight..woman we're just attractive..well some(except for the few kais & coneheads).
@ 10:53 - LMAO! So, we're homophobic because we think gay sex is unnatural and therefore dangerous (meaning the human anus is not meant for a thick, 7-9 inch 'dildo' abusing it consistently throughout an adult lifespan)?! Uh, did you not read the comment that stated that lesbian passion was erotic? It's obvious you're a troll and therefore I won't give you too much time, but come on! Vaginas are "disgusting and smelly"! Like we haven't heard that before - from gay guys! Lmao, nice try, but you'll find better drama in your local neighborhood's gay bar ;D
LOL who's a conehead?
I'm straight, but if some beautiful woman was on my bed and kindly asked me to eat her out, I'd gladly do it.
Dude, my mother has worked in health-care for about FIFTEEN YEARS, and she has never told me any stories about guys with "uncontrollable asses" because they had too much buttsex.
What she HAS told stories about, though, are guys sticking foreign objects into their anuses to get off, and then having them get stuck there because, well, they weren't appropriately shaped for anal.
"Unnatural". So is oral unnatural, too? It's a hole, in a human body, that fits a penis. So it's pretty inevitable that a penis will go into it at some time or another, at some point in history, lol.
Second 10:59, I agree!
hey 11:00, then you're not straight, fail! whoever would put their lips on someone's pee hole needs to see a shrink. I shudder just from imagining how many sexually transmitted diseases you all have!
And yes, claiming male gay sex is unnatural and brutal and disgusting, and then turning around and saying lesbians are hot, is still pretty homophobic. Selectively homophobic, but still.
11:02 Yes! I need help because I'm attracted to women and I would perform oral sex. Mhm, you caught me. I'm such a pig.
11:02 If you think sex is so disgusting than I'd say you need some help.
It's really immature of you to say people need to see a shrink if they put their mouth on someone's "pee hole". You sound like a big uneducated baby.
@ 11:01 - Your mother worked in proctology (i.e. the ass doctor profession)? I highly doubt so, if she's never seen such scenarios. Or maybe she doesn't tell you the stories because she doesn't want to damage your feminine sensibilities. ;) And yes, anal sex is unnatural; it's extremely painful and the health risks are endless. The tissues in the anus are susceptible to tears (with very little effort) - I refrain myself from continuing because there's no point in arguing with someone who doesn't heed medical history or common sense, for that matter.
And I never mentioned oral sex, so.....
I just skimmed the last few pages, so I don't know if this has been fully addressed, BUT... if some youtuber was telling RayWJ that they were watching Phan & Blair/Elle's videos to get prepared... then I would say that they're involved in his "super secret project." I don't know much about it, just heard a little big about it on YouTube, but it's a guess.
Also, who cares that MAC used Lady Gaga and Cyndi Lauper's name on their new lipsticks to make money? At least the money is going to their AIDS fund, while also spreading awareness when the two stars promote it.
And finally, I fucking HATE ~Rosebud Slave~ lol. I bought it from Sephora a while back and that shit dried out my lips sooo bad, they burned for days. I can't imagine Kai putting it on her fucking eye lids.
11:04 I said that you are NOT straight..if you would suck { like a baby } on a womans clit
Seriously, Kai has stated it helped her dry eyelides. I'm picturing her with pink stuff smeared on her eyes like that guy from the movie Shallow Hal when he put vaseline on his eyes.
I'll just chime in here...
I do think gay sex is unnatural. But my opinion is what some people would call...contradictory. For instance, I think that everyone has the potential to be bisexual. But I find gay sex disgusting and lesbian sex...evolved (?)....for lack of a better word. You know, there are several gay committees that promote a gay relationship without anal sex. They say what many of you have said: that anal sex is degrading to the 'bottom' and that it's dangerous, painful, and dirty. So, there you go!
I am straight, but I like to fantasize. Stop trolling this place out. Why don't you go cry about sex being so wrong and nasty somewhere else.
So I guess licking butthole is out of the question?
Haha, I'm prob in the minority on this craptastic blog, but homosexuality sex - gay/lesbian/bi/queer or tranny - is disgusting and morally wrong.
The statistics back my belief. Homosexuals make up less than 10% of the population, yet they account for more than 70% of AIDS patients, etc.
But at least we're not talking about the immoral people that have sex with animals....or are we?
@11:10, no, but she has to oversee all the shit doctors write up on their patients in all units. I get told all the creepiest stories, even though I'm not supposed to--nor are you, of course. ;)
Anal sex is tricky. You have to be careful; you have to train yourself into it, so to speak. Yes, it's totally different "back there". Yes, you can rip and bruise things JUST LIKE you can with vaginal sex.
I've heard the "oh, anal sex stretches out your anus and makes you need diapers" stuff before, but I've never seen anything 100% reputable to back it up, that wasn't just rumors or stories. So if you'd like to link shit to enlighten me, go ahead.
And I know you didn't mention oral sex, but still. Like I said, it's a hole that wasn't designed for sex, but that is often used for such purposes like the anus is. So is it therefore unnatural, too?
I'm sorry, but I've seen video of men and women who can fit bouncy balls in their asshole. That just doesn't seem natural to me. You're not supposed to put anything in your asshole unless it's connected to some sort of string or if it's in your hand. Popping balls out of your ass will more than likely stretch it out. Probably not the first time, but if you repeat that, than yes.
Lmao, licking the butthole is out of the question, unless you're fishing for herpes...or an absolutely vile flavor to 'light up your world' ;D
@ 11:19 - you're definitely in the minority here; here everyone is deemed a homophobic unless we say that gay sex is wonderful, normal, and un-painful. LMAO, the patrons of this blog that think so are not in sync with the rest of the world, haha.
@ The other 11:10, haha, I actually like my rosebud slave, but I don't use it all the time. It's basically scented vaseline, I think, and because of the petroleum jelly it can be bad for you. But whenever I do use it, I just use it before bed, and I notice my lips are always more infused with water (and hence look bigger) in the morning.
Needleinavein
@ 11:10 - Okay, I'll start off with asking a question that was inspired by one of the previous commenters:
"Is bestiality [human sex with animals] natural?" - I mean, animals have asses, vaginas, and mouths. Domesticated animals are some of "man's best friends", so why not have sex with them. And while we're at it, orgies with multiple people and animals are natural too. As long as they're there - It's all good and natural, right (*heavy sarcasm mixed with a 'lil humor for blogging's sake).
Wrong, since the 'morality debate' is out of the question when considering real-life issues in a secular world, we have to go by the "evidence". That being medical science. Gay sex has major health risks: STDs, AIDS/HIV, physical damage to the rectum, tears, etc. I'm not going to link you, because if you're that interested you can pursue that on you're own. I'm firm in my beliefs as I'm sure you are your's. :-)
Vaginal sex does not come close to anal sex. The vagina is not a mere delicasy ;D It's able to manage a popping, bulbous baby (in childbirth), therefore it can handle rough sex (I'm not just speaking from experience, mind you ;D)
Are you thinking of changing teams yet, lol?
I don't consider myself "bi" but I've always sort of fantasized about what it'd be like to 'experiment' with other women... not sure if I'd actually do it but I have thought about it. Although, honestly I don't really find the male or female anatomy all that attractive (in appearance, I mean).
Ugh, you guys want a link that proves that anal sex does STRETCH YOUR ASS? Here:
http: //www.encyclopediadramatica.com/File:Hello.jpg
Genitalia does look gross, but I still love it.
at 11:34
Obviously you've never read Song of Solomon. If so, you'd realize that the female body is a work of art. I'm only a feminist when it comes to anatomy, lmao!!! Also, you are bisexual if you've 'always fantisized' about women.
at 11:41
WTF &%$&!#$!!!!
ANYONE WHO HAS SEX WITH ANIMALS ARE MENTALLY ILL! Where's capital punishment when you need it?! Bastards..!
http://www.damplips.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/perfect-pussy.jpg
I'd say that's pretty perfect.
LOL eww
http://amateur-nudepic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/04-lokk-wifes-dirty-straced-asshole.jpg
This is what can happen. I don't know if it ever goes back to its normal size after so many ass fuckings.
What do you all think of squirting?
Well the problem with bestiality is there's no reason to tell whether the animal consents or not. Sex is something totally different to animals, too, so it's hard to tell or compare. (Oh and btw thank you for spelling it right for once on the internet!)
A lot of those problems (STDs) can
come from vaginal sex, too, or oral. And the vagina can sustain slight tears or bruising from rough/un-careful sex, too. Though yes, the risk is much greater with anal sex.
And hey, I always AM open to things to an extent. :) The number of people walking around in the street without crapping their pants uncontrollably because they had too much anal would kind of tell me it's not a common occurance, but hey, I'm always open to links that can prove to me it's more likely than you'd think.
I was always on the same team as nearly anyone else, I just like to fight on the internet. ;D
AWWWWW LOOK! The I need to vent blog discovered goatse!
Man it's like I'm 14 again!
LOL @ all of the people claiming that they're going to "troll" Elle and Blair when they have a meetup in New York. ~So badass~ You're so full of shit. You know the minute you get there, you're going to start kissing their asses and taking videos with them. Go ahead. And then put them on Youtube so we can laugh at you.
11:43 Um no I'm not bisexual. I'm straight. I believe you can be curious but I couldn't imagine actually doing it.
And yes I have read that book, I'm a Christian, but just because it says how beautiful the female anatomy is doesn't mean I have to think vaginas are attractive looking. Excuse me but I can have the right to my own opinion.
Out of curiosity I looked it up and this is what I got:
Question: If I fantasize about men and women, does this mean I'm bisexual?
Answer: Maybe, maybe not. Many people fantasize about many things that they do not act on. If you are a woman and you primarily have relationships with men, but think about what it would be like with another woman, you may be bi-curious.
How one defines their sexuality is a very personal thing. Fantasy is just that, fantasy. Even if you decide to act on your fantasies, how you define yourself is up to you.
And its hardly fantasizing, I've just been curious, period. But thank you for telling me what I am and am not, since you clearly know me soooo well!
QUESTION: If you believe that homosexuality is normal, can you be a Christian? I'm not trolling, I really am curious. Or maybe I should remedy it to ask: If you believe its normal, can you be Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Mormon, Sikh, or Catholic?
^ question for 12:06 or anyelse to answer :)
I am a Christian and I was raised one...but I still think that love is love and I am not against homosexuality. I can't really say if it's "natural", "normal", etc. but I believe that you have the right to love who you want, and it doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman. It may be technically my religion but I believe that God loves everyone regardless of sexual orientation, amongst other things. I know not everyone agrees with me on that, or believes God exists for that matter but that is how I personally view it.
technically against* my religion
It's basically up to how you interpret a few small verses in the bible, in their context and everything.
I know a gay catholic. I've known other catholics who had no problem with homosexuality, either.
Hmm...good question. Someone who is a "Christian" has to believe what their book, "The Bible" states. Since the Bible states that homosexuality and bestiality are immoral and a sin in God's eyes, therefore Christians don't believe that homosexuality is normal.
Most Christians that I know support the saying "Love the sinner but hate the sin." They don't discriminate or persecute homosexuals, but they also don't support legalizing gay marriage.
I am agnostic but I was raised as a Muslim (my mom is a convert.) In Islam homosexuality is a severe sin, often punishable by death. Just look at the law in Muslim countries and you'll see what I mean.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCFFxidhcy0
This video pretty much puts it into perspective. I dare anyone to comeback with anything amazing as what this woman says.
I'm a Christian and the Bible condemns homosexuality in several different books. It's not a matter of "interpretation," it's a matter of reading (aka comprehension). People who believe that homosexuality is normal in the eyes of God but claim to be Christians are contradictory. The same "Christians" also support abortion, pre-marital sex, recreational drug use, and other lifestyle choices that aren't compatible with Scripture.
I'm not homophobic and I only have compassion for gay people, but I do have a problem with "Christians" who consistently ignore key aspects of Christianity (who "pick and choose" what they like to believe). Either accept it or don't. It's that simple.
Are you kidding, sex with lesbians is disgusting. You want to see two bull dykes scissoring or going down on each other? It makes me wanna puke. I hate lesbians and I said it.
Fun fact: President Obama says he is a Christian
In the televised debate with Alan Keyes (a black Catholic), in his run for the Illinois senate seat a few years back (remember, he hardly has any experience in office), he was asked a question about homosexuality. The tape is on Youtube, but I'll give you the summary.
Obama was asked if he believed that homosexuality is a choice or something people are born with. He was also asked if he supports gay marriage.
Obama replied that he does NOT support gay marriage. But then he stated that he believes that homosexuality is something someone is born with. The interviewer pointed out the ridiculousness of the two answers....but what I noticed the most was that Obama, a so-called Christian, picks and chooses what he wants to believe - and the result is pure and ludicrous irony.
PS. Fun fact: Alan Keyes' daughter is a Pro-Life Lesbian.
12:31 you think God s proud of what youve said on this blog bc youre being a hyprocrite yourself arent you?
The bible does not condone bashing others. Youre suppose to turn the other cheek. I admit that ive behaved less than christ like on here but Im not sitting here grandstanding ..just saying
Obama is a poser who lacks the decency to be honest with Americans. And no, before you ask, I'm not a racist (I'm still begging Condi Rice, Alan Keyes, and Bobby Jindal to run for higher office..and I loathed McCain - a horrible choice, in my humble opinion.)
So you can probably guess what my stance on homosexuality and religion is, right? Yep, you got it: I'm a Christian. That means I think that homosexuality is a sin. But hey, hate the sin but love the sinner. Homosexuality as a sin is no different than me taking God's name in vain, lying, cheating, etc.
So can someone please explain to me why liberal Californians still claim that those of us that voted NO on PROP 8 are H8ers? (in case you don't know: Californian voters REJECTED gay marriage last year by voting no on Prop 8. The sore losers claim that we are haters).
http://etogre.com/top-10-most-ridiculous-sins-in-the-bible/110/
BTW, the bible is an insanely old book that wasn't even written in English. That alone makes it hard to definitively gather one thing or another on it (scholars debate about wording, meanings, etc, constantly). Also, like I said, CONTEXT. You can't always take a passage of the bible randomly and say it means everything.
Man, I can't believe we're going on and on about anal sex and the bible in a makeup blog.
At 12:39
I'm not here on this blog to 'bash others'. I've actually defended Kandee Johnson. People have continued to judge her just because she's not a college graduate and has a biracial child; not everyone on this blog agrees/bashes.
Even though I'm disappointed in Elle and Blair, I haven't claimed that Emily is really Elle's daughter.
Blessings <3
Needle in a Vein at 12:47
I love how you contradict yourself by posting a link to a biased "article" and then say that since the Bible was written in a different language, the translations can be incorrect. Lol, you have to find humor where you can. :)
But, the Bible doesn't just mention homosexuality in one verse. It mentions it several times. In several different books. Therefore, a matter of differing translations is not the case.
P.S. That "article" - major fail. Only a person of ignorance would find substance from it. Cheers ;)
It was a conscious contradiction, tyvm. :P
So if most of the things there are taken out of context/mistranslated/stupid/outdated, why isn't the homosexuality one the same?
It's not the best article, just the first one I've found--it's been better elaborated upon elsewhere. BTW a lot of things in that article are mentioned in many verses, too.
Yes, the fact that it has been mentioned at varying points does hint that it's not a problem of mistranslation, but it still doesn't account for CONTEXT.
Again I say it's all up to what you BELIEVE.
BTW @12:39, I agree, all those causes for "bashing" are pretty lame and/or unfounded. I also dislike the continual people coming in saying "OMG DON"T HATE ON KAI SHE HAS FAS!" It's a little too back-handed-ly "bashing" for my liking, if that even makes sense. At least be up front about it if you're gonna do it. :)
The bible has been re-wrote hundreds of times. By man no less, as we know man is far from infallible. He will put his own spin on words and own prejudices. It's like a game of Chinese whispers, the end message can be 100% different to the starting one.
If all of us supporters of gay rights and so forth end up going to hell then it's gonna be one happy, tolerant, comforting and loving eternal inferno huh? :D
I find it hilarious most of these people who think homosexuality is wrong seem to have forgot that whole "Judge not lest ye be judged thing" and the "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"
Sigh. But I repeat:
"the Bible doesn't just mention homosexuality in one verse. It mentions it several times. In several different books. Therefore, a matter of differing translations is not the case."
I agree, some (not all) of the issues have been subject to criticism and analysis elsewhere, especially in the Christianity vs. atheism debate. Even though it is a complex explanation that cannot be summed up in a sentence, I will nevertheless do so:
The Bible is not a word-for-word literal handout for how to get to Heaven. It's filled with history (especially the early Jewish tribal histories and Israel's royal families), philosophy, folk stories (that show up in other cultures around the world, such as the flood, etc.), and symbolism. When the Bible mentions death as punishment it is MAINLY referring to Hell. Therefore, it does not give parents the right to kill disobedient children (as that would go against the 10 Commandments).
LMAO! i love coming to this blog after a few days and all the comments are about anal sex and gay sex.
what happened to the guru talk? ;D
1:16 ikr? I wish Kai would get her tits out again just so we can talk about something else. Some of the closed minded comments coming forth from the "eww buttsecks!" corner are making me want to punch myself in the face.
Heres what I have to say. The Bible is believed by all of the world's largest religions ( in population ): Christians, Muslims, Jews, Mormons, and other denominations. Most of philosophy, science, medicine, economics, and government was founded by Christians or other supporters/believers of the Bible.
The Bible is the reason why society lives on; ethics, morals and fundamental ideology keeps us alive. If there was no God, what keeps me from killing your father, stealing your property, and raping you and your mother? What does? NOTHING. Scary, huh?
hahaha I love how you can weed out the faggots from the lovers in this blog! the faggots get butthurt over people hating anal. right, we all know you take a numbing pill before your 'soulmate' [one of hundreds, you whores] inserts his dick. so go ahead and grimace your way through the ordeal. the rest of us will make up the majority of the normalcy statistics. Differences make us interesting, lulz!!!!!
i seriously think david has a fetish for retarded girls
Ooooh I'm a "faggot" now?
Fucking awesome! I've never been called one of those before on the intertubes. :D
BTW a lot of Eastern religions seem to be going on quite well without "God", too.
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