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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Oh hayy..

Random, possibly-interesting happenings as of lately;

-DulceCandy87 is supposedly moving to England.. do they have a Forever21 in England?

-Michellephan is supposedly moving to Los Angeles ... to share an apartment with Lisa and Lizzy?!!1?!1//! Nah, but wouldn't that be hilarious.

-Kimitoxxxic quit the glam squad.

-MissJessicaHarlow made a video pimping that SunLove shit but then privated the video. Some other interesting stuff surrounding Jessica (this actually happened about a month and a half ago, I'm late jumping on the bandwagon) is that someone recently told me she won the purple lab hsn model search. Cool, that's awesome for her, but a lot of people questioned this because she entered the contest two days before the contest, which was based on viewers votes, ended. People thought it was weird that she got so many votes, in fact, more votes than anyone else, in two days. It would make sense for the owner of Purple Lab to want Jessica to win, considering the amount of subscribers she has, and we all know about the shady shit that went on between Purple Lab, Balir, and the coach purse "gift".

More about Jessica Harlow; This is a screen shot of an email someone sent me:
http://i40.tinypic.com/negxhx.jpg
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Doe Deere and Jessica:
http://i41.tinypic.com/ohuule.jpg

Jessica from.. some photo shoot?
http://i40.tinypic.com/24x0sy1.jpg



comment with your thoughts :D

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Anonymous said...

xsparkage's eye is the least of her problems...

Anonymous said...

i hate "guroos" that sell their old make up
and

there's something wrong with the comments

Needle said...

ForeverKailyn You look amazing! Love you girl <3 3 hours ago

KimiToxxxic (uploader) @ForeverKailyn aww thankies love yas too =] 3 hours ago


SO WHO WANTS TO BET THEY'RE HAVING AN INTERNET BI/LESBO RELATIONSHIP, HUH?! We know they're both probably starving for attention from someone enough to do it.


Shit, where's Torok? We should play a game of would you rather--would you rather be the sammich in a threesome of Kai and Kimi, or Rosie ODonnell and her ~*lover*~?!

Anonymous said...

11:37 Maybe for you they are working fine but they've been screwing up on me for awhile now.

Anonymous said...

i wanna play wood you rather!!! hahaha

Anonymous said...

lets all yell torok at the same time and maybe shell pop out lol

Needle said...

BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ALL WANT TO SEE THEM TO FAP/SCHLICK TO THEM AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN:

http://i40.tinypic.com/316ogwi.jpg

Also, while I'm at it... Kimi, plz buy jeans a size or two bigger. You really do not flatter yourself like that. :( Really, bb, the number doesn't matter.

http://i39.tinypic.com/oqzj3n.jpg

Needle said...

@11:47 Ready?!? ONE

TWO

THREE


TTTTTOOOOOOOORRRRRROOOOOOKKKKKKKKKK

Anonymous said...

DEAD!

Needle said...

Inorite? Yeah that was fail. :( No Torok I guess.

Anyway, since I'm watching vids, KAILYN, THIS IS WHY YOU DO NOT STRETCH YOUR LIDS OUT WHEN YOU APPLY SHIT:

http://i41.tinypic.com/2j0clfm.jpg

Look at how wrinkly Kailyn's lids are... when she stretches it out to apply liner in her Heidi video, she literally reveals tons of creases where the eyeshadow didn't fit in. I'm pretty sure most young people's eyes don't crease that much naturally, that fast....

It kind of looks reptilian

Anonymous said...

DEAD!

Anonymous said...

lulz

Anonymous said...

DEADDD! failblog.org!

Anonymous said...

Kai suddenly wants to be BFF with her when Kimi starts sending her free shit. Oi.

Anonymous said...

"Kai looks the best with a pink lip and then black smokey eyes. anything else looks bad. she should avoid pastel colors in makeup"

THIS!

Anonymous said...

so i was just scrolling along trying to catch up and i lol'd irl when i saw ontders up in this bitch

JACKALS REPRESENT!

Anonymous said...

Keep saying this blog is dead when your blog has yet to even get 1/4the views and comments this blog has. You can go back to having fake conversations with yourself on your fail blog. Thanks, Twinsie.

Anonymous said...

i dont have a blog and im not twinsie!

DEAD!

Anonymous said...

12:39 has a FUPAFACE!

Anonymous said...

wtffff is a fupa

DEAD!

Anonymous said...

"wtffff is a fupa"

You.

Anonymous said...

The world is EVIL!

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Anonymous said...

I used to go on ONTD! I haven't used LJ in quite a long time though.

Anonymous said...

KAI = ILLUMINATI
FREE BELLA!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

UR A FUPA FUCKER!

DEAD!

Anonymous said...

I DON'T FUCK U U WHORE

Anonymous said...

Your fail is showing, Twinsie. Just like your IP address, LULZ OOPS!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

OMG Kimi girl... change your underwear more often. That's not practicing good hygiene.

Anonymous said...

And vacuum's are your friend!

Anonymous said...

i already told u im notttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt twinsieeeeeee

Anonymous said...

I thought the underwear thing was a joke. I just watched her video though... Omg. Why not edit that out?! Or at least kick it out of the way before pointing the camera right at it.

Anonymous said...

FUPAFACE

Anonymous said...

12:58 #2 ikr? I too thought it was a joke but it's not O_O I can't believe she left that in the vid!

Anonymous said...

curus

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or did the underwear look poopy?

Anonymous said...

If I was her, I would've kicked it out of the way and acted like nothing happened. Even Kai would've edited that out, lol.

Anonymous said...

POOPYPANTS

Anonymous said...

take off captcha!!

Anonymous said...

IM ONLY GONNA BREAK BREAK YA BREAK BREAK YA HEARTT

Anonymous said...

does anyone have that video of kai dancing with davey? it was called "sexy kai dancing" or something like that. davey bootybumped her and she went flying accross the room.

Anonymous said...

I guess that's why she call's herself Toxxxic. That's 3 's bitches!

Anonymous said...

^ That's 3 X's bitches!

Anonymous said...

CHICKEN POT PIE

Ingredients

1 pound skinless, boneless chicken breast halves, cubed
1 cup sliced carrots
1 cup frozen green peas
1/2 cup sliced celery
1/3 cup butter
1/3 cup chopped onion
1/3 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
1/4 teaspoon celery seed
1 3/4 cups chicken broth
2/3 cup milk
2 (9 inch) unbaked pie crusts

Anonymous said...

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C.)
2. In a saucepan, combine chicken, carrots, peas, and celery. Add water to cover and boil for 15 minutes. Remove from heat, drain and set aside.
3. In the saucepan over medium heat, cook onions in butter until soft and translucent. Stir in flour, salt, pepper, and celery seed. Slowly stir in chicken broth and milk. Simmer over medium-low heat until thick. Remove from heat and set aside.

Anonymous said...

4. Place the chicken mixture in bottom pie crust. Pour hot liquid mixture over. Cover with top crust, seal edges, and cut away excess dough. Make several small slits in the top to allow steam to escape.
5. Bake in the preheated oven for 30 to 35 minutes, or until pastry is golden brown and filling is bubbly. Cool for 10 minutes before serving.

Anonymous said...

does anyone have that video of kai dancing with davey? it was called "sexy kai dancing" or something like that. davey bootybumped her and she went flying accross the room.

Anonymous said...

Nutritional Information
Chicken Pot Pie
Servings Per Recipe: 8
Amount Per Serving

Calories: 416

* Total Fat: 24g
* Cholesterol: 56mg
* Sodium: 766mg
* Total Carbs: 30.7g
* Dietary Fiber: 3.3g
* Protein: 18.7g

Anonymous said...

Haha I remember that video.. I think I have a gif of that!

Needle said...

@12:58 and @1:02 Hey, you didn't even need to watch the video, you could have just looked at my pic I provided 4 ur pleashur:

http://i40.tinypic.com/316ogwi.jpg

Anonymous said...

Needle, omg that's nassssty!

Anonymous said...

That is straight up nasty! Maybe she needs undies with Mon-Sunday printed on them to remind her to change them!

Anonymous said...

I think Kais Walmart has had Hard Candy all along. She just doesn't want to buy them herself. Notice how she practically begs when she says "I REALLYYYYY wish I could buy Hard Candy" If she wanted them that badly, she would've ordered them online. She online shops several times a week. Fishy?

Anonymous said...

Good point @1:16 #2

Anonymous said...

Ewwwww. that's disgusting. I mean damn, how long was she wearing them for them to look like that =X

Anonymous said...

And to make it all worse they were white underwear. Well at some point they were. D:

Anonymous said...

DIRTY CHONIES

Anonymous said...

Wtf...Are you sure thats Kimis UNDERWEAR? Those are so big it looks like it could be a fucking shirt on me
that girl is a lardass

Anonymous said...

maybe it's a bra with sweat stains.




VOMIT.

Anonymous said...

Good news folks!
Kimi washed out her shart-bottoms and thayz be
smellin April fresh now :)

http://it.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=rwri1d&s=5

Anonymous said...

Good news folks!
Kimi washed out her shart-bottoms..
now theyz be April Fresh ;)


http://it.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=rwri1d&s=5

Anonymous said...

wtf? my post didn't show up.. I then retried and now both show up..sorry bought that. oh fail me.

Anonymous said...

HEY GUIZE! A new epidemic is sweeping Youtube by storm! What are they notorious for, you ask? No, not makeup.. their disgustingly huge lard filled FUPAS (Fat Upper Pubic Area)! THUS I believe a new group shall be in order.. THE FUPA TROOPAS!

FUPA TROOPAS:
Pinkiecharm
Msfililocalola
KimiToxxic


Add to the list.

Anonymous said...

HEY GUIZE! A new epidemic is sweeping Youtube by storm! What are they notorious for, you ask? No, not makeup.. their disgustingly huge lard filled FUPAS (Fat Upper Pubic Area)! THUS I believe a new group shall be in order.. THE FUPA TROOPAS!

FUPA TROOPAS:
Pinkiecharm
Msfililocalola
KimiToxxic


Add to the list.

Anonymous said...

HEY GUIZE! A new epidemic is sweeping Youtube by storm! What are they notorious for, you ask? No, not makeup.. their disgustingly huge lard filled FUPAS (Fat Upper Pubic Area)! THUS I believe a new group shall be in order.. THE FUPA TROOPAS!

FUPA TROOPAS:
Pinkiecharm
Msfililocalola
KimiToxxic


Add to the list.

Anonymous said...

^
Natneagle (fatneagle)

Anonymous said...

msfili has fake contests and resells mac to try and make money
and shes 35 yrs old
shes on trashy fattie

Anonymous said...

msfililocalola is lucky she lives in winterpeg she wont have to worry about trying to squeeze her fat cottage cheese ass into a bikini and find some kind of shirt or something to cover up that massive big ol' rolly polly belly and saggy tits

Anonymous said...

i wonder if laura (lollipop26) ever reads these comments.

i would go lesbian for her.

Anonymous said...

lmao i love this blog, its hilarious

Anonymous said...

"Can Lisa NOT pull her bangs back without looking like a fucking banana?! Style it a different way hun because that looks like shit."

a banana lmao

Anonymous said...

GONTAPPLY SOME FEMININT SHADOW

Anonymous said...

EWWW doesn't it look like there's also a little used OB tampon bunched up in her underwear??


p.s i hate the word panties. anyone else?

Anonymous said...

lulz

"i want it to be as black...as black"

Anonymous said...

the thumbnail on this made me LOL for real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLgVOQ3v3fs&feature=channel

Anonymous said...

anyone get anything from mac art supplies?? i went to buy undercurrent pearlglide liner and it was sold out. grrrrr.

Anonymous said...

i hate when gu-roos pronounce espresso like there's an x in it.

Anonymous said...

I expecially hate that too, we should axe them to stop.

Anonymous said...

New compensated video from Blair...and these idiots are going to flock to that site, buy everything, and make it crash. Dumbass kids.

Anonymous said...

i love how every single one of balirs videos are only ones she gets paid for.

Anonymous said...

^THAT

Anonymous said...

She still hasn't posted a winner for the free shoes from Shoes of Prey...I call another bullshit.

Anonymous said...

"Just a small box of goodies"...There's like 10 things!

"They asked if I wanted to do a video...and I said absolutely *couchfor$5000couch*"

Whatever. We know you're fake.

Anonymous said...

Why isn't this working! I've tried this 3 times...oh well...

that's supposed to be cough, not couch, obviously. My typing sucks today.

Anonymous said...

"juicy...and look what it has on it, a star!!!!!!!1111 juicy, star!!!!!!!1111111"

blair needs a punch in the face
she is so annoying

Anonymous said...

at least lisa attempts different hairstyles with her bangs pulled back

unlike that conehead kalel who wouldnt be caught dead without her combover covering up that huge forehead

Anonymous said...

"Would you consider doing a video for us?
Absolutely. I love your products!"

**these products were sent to me for free to review. all opinions are 100% my own, and the company is compensating me for this video.**

No, Lizzy, you just love getting paid.
If you genuinely loved a product and believed in it, you wouldn't ask to be paid to promote it.

Anonymous said...

you think blair is annoying haha then why watch her vids?

i dont watch her anynmore becuz i find her annoying. i did watch the gma thing tho just cuz i wanted some good laughs

Anonymous said...

^ i couldnt even finish watching the video

Anonymous said...

lisas head is shaped like a peanut
or something weird

idk her head is just really weirdly shaped

lisa is not a pretty girl

Anonymous said...

I could only stand to watch a couple minutes.

Anonymous said...

kai looks like a dude in her new video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyTtmxIgbFI

Anonymous said...

I tried going on the Belle Ame site and it's so slow! I guess tons of Blair's underage followers are rushing to the site to buy stuff.

Anonymous said...

kalel is trying so hard to hide something...maybe she has some bad wrinkles on her forehead or maybe shes going bald or ya maybe she has a humungous forhead
whatever shes hiding i find it hillarious thatshe trys to switch up her hair by putting on a headband LMAO
she never moves that hair off her forehead shes hiding something for sure

Anonymous said...

hahaha I think the site that Lizzy was talking about crashed it's not working for me.

Anonymous said...

why would you even try to go to lizzys site? you do realize she gets paid as soon as you go to that site now that she launched her vid right??

haha lining lizzys pocket suckers

Anonymous said...

in ellisa's "want a vampire boyfriend" video, where she has wet hair and no makeup, she looks like Ke$ha, and that's not a compliment

Anonymous said...

KAI NEEDS TO DO A SNOOKIE TUTORIAL, RIGHT NOW.

Anonymous said...

10:19 That's not how that works.

Anonymous said...

haha you think lisa had no makeup on bin that vid? hehe getr a clue she would never go on cam witrhout makeup she just didnt have on heave eyeshadow/heavy eyeliner but she was most def wearing makeup

Anonymous said...

GIRL I SEE ALL THOSE BRONZAHHHS, SNOOKIE TUTORIAL RIGHT NOW! I KNOW YOU READ THIS BLOG!

Anonymous said...

kai:
"let me know your favourite bronzers and how you apply your bronzers, like with what type of brush and what brothers you love and think i should try one day"


WAT?

Anonymous said...

It's not her site, I went to the site she is talking about in her video. I didn't go bc she promoted it, I went to see if it crashed. I'm not subbed to her YT. I don't want to add to her pocket yes, but on the other hand, I can do what the fuck I please. This is a site about guru's dumbass, how else am I going to know what's going on in the vids we're all talking about.... gtfo lol

Anonymous said...

LOL Kai's bronzer looks like shit. It's all blotchy and her body is pale while her face is darker.... lol

Anonymous said...

kai looks especially manly in her new bronzer video..forget to trim her stache?

Anonymous said...

why does she have so much bronzer? she never wears it. more proof that she just buys things for the sake of buying and shoves them away in drawers. that's a sign to stop buying makeup.

Anonymous said...

"I think Kais Walmart has had Hard Candy all along. She just doesn't want to buy them herself. Notice how she practically begs when she says "I REALLYYYYY wish I could buy Hard Candy" If she wanted them that badly, she would've ordered them online. She online shops several times a week. Fishy?"



i never thought about that! you can order hard candy on walmarts website. i think you are right. WTF!

Anonymous said...

why does lil kaiz need so many bronzers? they were all hardly used too except that one she hit pan on, but i bet she's had that one for like 4 years or something.

Anonymous said...

"let me know your favorite bronzer and you apply your bronzers like with what type of brush and what BROTHERS you think i would love and should try one day"


LOL WHAT, KAI WANTS YO BROTHAS!

Anonymous said...

lolwut?

'It looks just like the nars orgasm packaging'

uhh.. nars packaging is pretty much all the same. Bronzers, blushes, same packaging. & She just showed the nars laguna, why didn't she compare it to that lol?

Oh wait, it was an excuse to brag about her having more makeup.

Anonymous said...

oh wait lol, I think she did mean laguna. that's what i get for commenting before watching the rest of the video.

Anonymous said...

lol yeah, all nars products have the same identical packaging kai. derp derp derp.

Anonymous said...

10:34 lmao "brothers"

Anonymous said...

Most of the bronzers kai says are not orange.. look orange. lol


my favorite one is too face chocolate soleil. it's matte, and not orange at all. srsly.

Anonymous said...

Exactly why is the quality of Blair's newest video so sh!tty? And I'm not just talking about the whole video processing thing. It's the lighting. She looks so yellow. It's horrible! Her last video (the birthday haul) was the same.

Anonymous said...

nars laguna is where it's at.

Anonymous said...

Blair is way over the top in her newest vid (with shitty quality no less)to the point where she's looking very immature. The 14 yr old gurus on yt can speak so much better without the constant editing and airheadedness.

Anonymous said...

DulceCandy is going to be on CNN. I think she should have gotten the GMA segment over Elle and Blair. She does do more hauls.

Anonymous said...

I wonder why shes gonna be on CNN. why is the news suddenly interested in what goes on in the internet? are there not more important things going on then dulce, lizzy and lisa?

Anonymous said...

They're way more important than healthcare, don'tcha know! And Iraq! And Afganistan! And the economy! Shopping > life.

Anonymous said...

BLiar loves to sell stuff, she should work at Walmart, oh, wait, she will because she is not going to finish HS anyway

She loooves Lush, now she looooves MamiBella, she will loove everything she is paid for. Its disgusting

And she is so unnatural...

Anonymous said...

"glitzandglam4 can you not order it online or anything anywhere?
we don't have a mac where i live, the closest one is a plane ride away haha. so we order stuff online if we want it.

lizzay127 @glitzandglam4 - Why would she bother buying her own things when she can have people send them to her for free?"

Interesting point you all bring up, why wouldn't she just order Hard Candy from the Walmart website?

Anonymous said...

11:03

lol ikr. why is there a sudden interest in youtube beauty gurus? that's not exactly cnn worthy news. wtf

Anonymous said...

LOL she says they didn't ask for a video or BLOG POST yet she's getting paid to make the video. and i guess they are getting paid for blog posts now. wow.

Anonymous said...

"they saw my videos and saw that i use a lot of lush products"

aka "they saw how many views i get and wanted to get publicity"

Anonymous said...

If she's being compensated for a video, it is safe to assume that she's bullshitting. No company pays an advertiser to have them speak negatively about their products.

Anonymous said...

So basically, even if Lizzy really likes a product and thinks her viewers should check it out, she won't make a video about it unless she's paid for it.

Anonymous said...

god, they weren't kidding. she mentions a product and the company site sells out and crashes within minutes.

Anonymous said...

^ Just more proof that her minions are mindless morons.

Anonymous said...

^THAT^

Anonymous said...

Lisa's blog post about the company is 100% more informative than Lizzy's idiotic vid.

Anonymous said...

The guru's are getting attention because they're is money involved now and lots of it. Think about it, they pay Lizzy 500-1000 dollars or more to "review" their product, a lot cheaper than an ad in a magazine or on tv etc and her vids get seen by hundreds of thousands of people who then go and buy their shit and make tons. Cheap advertising is what it is. They could care less who she is, the company just uses her because they know her lil girl slaves will buy it because she "likes" it.

Anonymous said...

"so when they asked me to do a video since i loved their products so much, i said absolutely but..."

But you wanted them to show you the money, right?

Anonymous said...

THEIR SENDING THESE BASKETS 2 CELEBS MOMS!!!11 I FEEL SO SPECIAL!!!111

Anonymous said...

whoops there not they're

Anonymous said...

creating their blogs was just another way to get paid. all about the money :)

Anonymous said...

Ugh, it's disgusting that an already rich & spoiled 17-year-old has that much power. I can't wait for the day when her 15 mins. of youtube fame are up.

Anonymous said...

Youtube "Gurus" need to stay off the TV. Do they seriously think news segments are going to paint them in a good light? They're going to ALL come off as superficial and materialistic air heads in the end.

Anonymous said...

@1126
exactly. they just point out how ridiculous they really are. telling subscribers they "need" this and "need" that. all when people are going through such hard times with the economy the way it is. their young subscribers save up and then get shitty products that their favorite guru just loved for one video and then its never mentioned again.

Anonymous said...

@ 45 seconds into Kai's bronzer video, listen to how she says bronzZZZZZ... LOL

Anonymous said...

what the hell is up with kailyn's face?????? at first i thought my computer was dirty but no it's her face lol

Anonymous said...

Did Kai put that bronzer all over her face? It looks brown and dirty.

Anonymous said...

lolololololololololol @ 1130

damn i needed that laugh hahaha

bronzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous said...

I bet they chose Dulce to do the CNN segment bc she was in the army before....so she served for our country & I guess they find her interesting.


To be honest, I'm glad she's doing the interview & its not the QVC sisters.

Anonymous said...

Kai, when it comes to brotha's ... try them ALL out!!!

Anonymous said...

hahahhahahahaha@ 1134!


another great laugh ;-)

Anonymous said...

Hey I just found something interesting that someone can add to one of those "Blair lying" vids: In an old Lush review Blair said she loves how lathery their soap is, at the 10:27 part. BUT now in her latest vid she said that's one of the things she doesn't like about Lush, that it doesn't lather well...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxksSokM95E&feature=channel

Anonymous said...

Anyone notice how Kai starts moving her body around when she tries to act fake and friendly at the end? It's funny lol.

Anonymous said...

so guythssss its perfet

Anonymous said...

Word verif: bilychea

"bilychea is not my lover"

Anonymous said...

It's perfik!

Anonymous said...

Kai Grammar:

tayboox33 are you wearing new foundation? it doesn't look like it matches. Maybe its just the lighting. 1 hour ago
ForeverKailyn @tayboox33 it's the same one I been wearing in all my videos =]

Anonymous said...

I think Kai loves the word orgasm. She said "Nars Orgasm" instead of Laguna. And during the start of her video, around @ :29, she wants to say orgasm. Lawlz

P.S: Horrible awkward giggle-exhale at 2:54. Sounds sexual.

Anonymous said...

I must say, though, I think Kai looks tons better without piling pounds of makeup on and without that fail of a liner.

Anonymous said...

I can't fucking stand when people say "I been" or "I seen" it drives me crazy.

Anonymous said...

11:53 omfg, It annoys the hell out of me too. I live in the south (texas) and the rednecks always say 'I seen'. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!

Anonymous said...

I agree Kai loves saying "Orgasm". You go girl, go get yours!

Anonymous said...

When I seen Lizzy's thumbnail I thought she was pimping bottled water. I almost stabbed my screen.

Anonymous said...

"I agree Kai loves saying "Orgasm". You go girl, go get yours!"

LMFAO!!

Anonymous said...

Mel's sugar daddy has a YT channel now lulz..

http://www.youtube.com/dannyholdsem

Anonymous said...

lmao, like davey knows how to give orgasms. he probably can't even spell it.

Anonymous said...

This video was in my recommended list

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNWeHpfaigo&playnext_from=TL&videos=0FlQiP2V-Qw&feature=grec

He's an expert and knows what he's talking about. Lizzy (and other gurus) are a new effective way to market. It's also cheap. Paying $1000 to reach 250,000 people is nothing. That equals a fraction of a penny for each view. Regular ads can be dollars for each view, and they aren't as interactive as YouTube videos. This type of marketing is the ~future~. I'm actually considering becoming a guru myself and getting in on this while it's still early.

Anonymous said...

Mels boobs are very very saggy. Gross. She needs to wear a better bra.

Anonymous said...

But Michelle, Balir and Ellen are an anomoly...they had money and agents. Even if Michelle claimed to be poor...nobody's poor and buys 70$ vitamins...sorry.

They have the money to sell themselves to advertisers and the market.

flipadelphia. said...

"11:53 omfg, It annoys the hell out of me too. I live in the south (texas) and the rednecks always say 'I seen'. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!"

Jenna -greasyeyes- Olli is the "I seen" queen.

Anonymous said...

all new social media will slowly be exploited by companies who are looking to make a profit from it
the major downside of this is that because its fairly new, there is no legislation

for example, the FTC guidelines have only recently just been put in place..and they dont seem to be doing much

Anonymous said...

Hopefully they'll add more guidelines...which would effectively stop a lot of the bullshit. All they'd have to do is check up and enforce the gooroos. Hell, I'll sign up for that job! "Stealth Gugu Ninja"! I'll even use Michelle's mask tutorial! HA!

Anonymous said...

I'd be happy to be paid to watch youtube and report people for falseties.

Anonymous said...

"I'm actually considering becoming a guru myself and getting in on this while it's still early."


That shipped sailed a long time ago. Because of news stations covering Youtube gurus, everyone is trying to do it.

Anonymous said...

lulz good luck at ~becoming a guru~ elle and blair have money and agents. unless you have one or both, you won't be getting anywhere.

Anonymous said...

Eventually it'll die out anyway...there's only so long people will watch them. After all, people are going to college, getting careers while the gooroos sit on their butts in front of the camera and they'll be too old for the younger girls to relate too (hello saggy tuesday and nat). And Leesha and little miss Harlow use youtube as their sole income...so they'll be living with their parents at 30.

Anonymous said...

So you basically just said that you want to become a guru to make money. Which is the reason why we talk about gurus in the first place. Get the fuck out of here.

Anonymous said...

Or they'll do what they've already started doing...selling out to the point where people can't trust them and they'll start unsubbing. Not everyone is as addicted to makeup as they are...most people are in it for the tutorials, not the reviews, and when all you get is compensated reviews, well...

Anonymous said...

New social media sites are always fun and exciting, until greed gets involved and it turns everything into money making machines. YouTube is turning into an ad machine, Twitter is starting to be exploited, and even our precious ONTD has ads on it now. (Hey ontd-ers!)

Actually, this is a good chance for me to express how I feel about the new ONTD to fellow ONTD-ers without being ~caught by mods.

Say goodbye to the old ONTD we know and love. It's going to turn into Perezhilton.com. The ads are retarded and irrelevant, but they were just implemented and they're Google Adsense ads. I'm sure ONTD will implement sponsored ads, and more relevant ads once they're able to get demographics on members. If ONTD ever puts a survey up DON'T TAKE IT!!! Perez asked his users to do surveys before to get demographic information that can be shown to advertisers to get better rates.

Brenden is disgusting. What exactly would the ~editor~ of ONTD do when users are the ones submitting posts? He just wants to be the next Perez. Since he joined the LJ team I'm sure he gets paid now by LJ. And I'm sure he'll be taking a cut of ad revenue. I'm telling you right now, ONTD has potential to make MILLIONS. There's over 100,000 members and growing everyday, plus all the lurkers. That equals millions and millions of page views a day.

I have a feeling ONTD will end up a money machine, and just use us users to submit content while Brenden and LJ rake in the dough. That's why ONTD got trademarked and will have it's own web address and servers soon. It's literally turning into perezhilton.com, with Brenden as our own fat greedy attention whore queer Perez-wanna be.

/ rant

Anonymous said...

yeah, youtube will come and go, which is why if you're a "big" guru its best to use youtube as a platform to move onto bigger things.. our generation get bored with things so quickly, in a few years youtube will be dying just like myspace is dying lulz

Anonymous said...

I've started to see ONTD changing too, sadly. I really can't stand the mods anymore. Don't get me started on Mattchew, who thinks he's famous just because he APPROVES POSTS and D list celebrities acknowledge him on Twitter.

Anonymous said...

^THIS Michelle better hope Lancome keeps her...she wouldn't last in high fashion. She'll turn into Kandee if she's not careful!

Anonymous said...

"New social media sites are always fun and exciting, until greed gets involved and it turns everything into money making machines."


EXACTLY

Anonymous said...

I don't care if ONTD makes money lol. If you don't like it, don't view the site. It's not like it's original content anyways. You keep saying how big ONTD is. It's so big that LJ's servers can't handle it, hence ads to get a better server. I really don't see why you're getting angry.

Anonymous said...

They're getting paid and they don't even write the posts, ffs. We'll see how long that lasts.

Anonymous said...

I think you missed the point. ONTD started changing when money became involved.

Anonymous said...

How has ONTD changed?? The ads were put up only last week! Are you talking about how the mods are reacting to the ads or what? Idgi

Anonymous said...

12:56

Severs don't cost that much. ONTD could have ads up for a month and make enough money to move servers. Plus ONTD is an LJ comm so it's LJ's problem to get better servers. What about all the money it makes afterwards?

You're naive and just falling for whatever Brenden says when there's way more behind it. When ONTD is completely changed in a few months then you'll see.

Anonymous said...

Oh well. Those mods deserve the money if they're getting paid. The mods I see are always on there and it's their LIFE. I'd want to be paid if I had to do that for hours everyday. If they slip up, people freak out.

Anonymous said...

LOL They DESERVE the money? You can't be serious.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I'm serious. You don't know what it's like to be a mod. I'm not one, but I have read what it is like. It's not rocket science, but it's not fun either. If they're get hundreds of dollars in pay a day for that, then yeah, I'd think that was too much.
The only mod I don't like is Mattchew. That guy has major ego problems and is disgusting.

Anonymous said...

LMAO The mods deserve money? What the fuck for? They are NOT on all the time or "hours a day"! There's like what, 8 mods? One of them has to come on every hours or so to approve some new posts. Most of them are online anyway (do you see the mods' twitters?) It's not that much work, get real.

The most work comes from putting together a post to submit! I don't know if you've ever submitted a post, but it can take up to 15 minutes to format it properly. And then what does it take? 20 seconds for a mod to preview it and accept or reject it?

Anonymous said...

All the mods have ego problems, tbh.

Anonymous said...

All they do is approve posts that are just reposted or have content taken from other sites. I've been a mod of a huge community before and it takes literally 2 seconds to approve them. Most of them seem to spend their entire days online anyway.

Anonymous said...

1:06

What are you talking about? The mods all volunteered to be mods without pay, so they want to do it. They're all online anyway, they live online. Have you not seen their twitters, blogs, etc? Half of them work for websites as writers and stuff.

Accepting posts, putting trolls in their place, posting a FFAF once a week, and being unnecessarily rude and condescending to members isn't that hard.

Anonymous said...

1:13

LOL jinx.

Most of the mods are online a lot. I know Brenden, Mattchew, and Aurosan work for websites too.

Does anyone know what ECCTV does? She seems like a secluded obese cat lady, imo.

Anonymous said...

"being unnecessarily rude and condescending to members isn't that hard."


I agree with this so fucking hard.

Anonymous said...

LOL IRL I bet she is an obese cat lady.

Anonymous said...

i also agree with the mods being rude! everytime they reject one of my posts they leave a rude bitchy comment. fine, reject my post, but dont leave a bitchy comment just for the hell of it. WHO? FUCK NO! NO ONE CARES isn't necessary.

lmao at ecctv, i agree! shes getting bitchier lately.

Anonymous said...

~SHUT UP FLUFFY, I'M APPROVING POSTS AND BEING A SRS MOD~

Anonymous said...

yeah, i agree. ONTD is in the shitter and it's about to get worse. i'm just waiting for mattchew to pop back out again now that ontd will be making some dough. i still don't know why he couldn't be bothered to make the best of 2009 post.

Anonymous said...

Aurosan admitted on his formspring that being an ONTD mod got him jobs. And I can see how. Saying you're a moderator for a huge online blog/community is perfect if you're applying to online companies/websites. So there's more reasons to be a mod other than pay.

Anonymous said...

"it's just a perfeck bronzzzzzzzz" lol oh kai.

btw i wish liz would be the only ontd mod, i love her :( i never liked brenden and mattchew used to be okay before ontd blew up idk.

Anonymous said...

1:23 i forgot all about the best of 2009 post! that's an example of how hard the mods work *rolls eyes*

where did mattchew go anyway? why isnt he posting as much

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