People have been requesting a post dedicated to Allie (glassslipperbeauty on YT) for a while, mostly because she's annoying, clearly copies many bigger "gurus", and acts like a spoiled, entitled brat. I've kind of put off writing about her because meh, she's what, like 14? Most 14 year old girls are annoying. However a couple days ago after announcing her contest winner, she took "annoying spoiled girl" to an entirely new level. Allie held a comment contest in which the winner would receive a $100 gift card to MAC. After she announced the winner, several of the 17,000 subscribers she had at the time went to this winners youtube page to find that the account had just been made that day. Basically, the contest was fixed. People were pissed so Allie felt the need to address the situation and made this video;
So. Much. Bullshit.
--First of all, if her "friend" had made this fake account, wouldn't she think that Allie would notice the address when she sent her the prize?
--She also tweeted that when she went to pick the first winner, they weren't subscribed to her so she picked someone else - the person who had just created their account that day. In her video she said that her FRIEND found the winner for her, while in her tweet she said that SHE did it.
--http://i47.tinypic.com/sglma8.jpg
--In her video addressing it, MeganHeartsMakeup left a comment telling Allie to just tell the truth and her real subscribers will understand. It seemed like even Megan didn't believe Allie's acting. She also left a comment on Allies channel;
--http://i50.tinypic.com/1585h13.jpg
--Elle also tweeted Allie offering her support, which doesn't exactly help her case considering Elle is basically one of the biggest liars know to YT.
--Another reason people think she's lying is because she made a HUGE deal out of this. She tweeted about it for awhile and then put up her dramatic video with "crying" in it. If she legitimately had no idea what her "friend" had done, she would have apologized, picked a new winner, and been done with it; not had a break down over it.
--Speaking of fake crying, a website was found where she proclaims herself as an actress;
-- http://www.sparklingstars.net/2010/04/04/youtube-guru-glassslipperbeauty-qa/ suspicious?
--She then removed the original explanation video and posted this one in its place, where she contradicts herself many times;
--pt. 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRN88ZikOhE
--pt. 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8FpPip_F-w
Earlier today, people woke up to see that Allie's channel had not been deleted, like some anticipated, but rather it had been hacked. Some people think it was just a publicity stunt, an attempt to make people feel bad for her, others think it was an act of phishing, where she clicked a link that promised more subscribers or something which then stole her password, and others think she was actually hacked. Either way, she's now contacted the police (LOL) and her bff from Google (more LOLing). Anyone want to guess what will happen next?
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«Oldest ‹Older 7601 – 7800 of 8900 Newer› Newest»Who cares, you asshole? Weight is just a number. I am a sweet person - you can ask anyone that knows me. And so what if I am looking for a hookup - at least I am not whoring around at local bars trying to pickup disease-ridden road whores. Shit.
I AM NOT UNBANNED - UNBANN ME FOR REAL, YOU MORONS. PLEASE!!!!!!
Camille's dad works for the FBI and he is working on a case now as we speak. You keep harassing her and this blog telling you to unban her and leaving racist remarks. Case # 4867400034 has been filed. Your parents will be notified shortly.
Beth shut up. Idgaf if your sweet your fat. and why don't you try a dating site?
beth why don't you try hitting on kai? shes looking for a girlfran
Beth is a troll in denial
Who is Kai? And what the fuck is a fupa, you non-English-speaking Mexican fucks?
Beth is a troll in denial
Who is Kai? And what the fuck is a fupa, you non-English-speaking Mexican fucks?
noice beth
youtube.com/foreverkailyn
shes a total sweetheart and shes looking for a girlfriend ;)
Shutup Beth, you fat slob. Go to the gym and stop trying to pick up little girls on the internetz.
ahaha what
LOL the spammer left. I wonder if they believed the bullshit on Camille's daddy working for the FBI
Beth I found you a lover.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: moi
You: My name is Beth Lunkenheimer
Stranger: ur married?
You: yeah how'd you know?
Stranger: facebook :D
You: hmmm show me. i have a myspace i'm not sure if the facebook is really me
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/search/?post_form_id=58cb6474aab5cf755bc16add467df5bd&q=beth%20lunkerheim&init=quick&ref=search_loaded
Stranger: cope
Stranger: copy*
You: thats me!
Stranger: :D
You: (:
Stranger: where are u come from?
You: Are you from Plano/Dallas/Fort Worth/Allen area? I'd love to meet up with you!
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm finnish :D
You: awww ):
You: wheres finnish?
Stranger: do u know where is sweden :D
You: awww swedens a little far):
You: but thats cool!
Beth Fupaheimer needs to waddle her lard ass back to the Heart Attack Grill. Anyone over 350 pounds eats free! They even wheel you out in a wheelchair and cook everything in lard.
5:07 LULZ!
its plain to see that the person banned is Smellen.
she is on this blog 24/7 and shes the only one that cares about what we think of her.
bitch cant bare it if she cant comment on this blog
EasyAccessBeauty got her roots done!!!!!!!
you can't ban anyone from the blog, only from the CBox...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi my name is beth Lunkenheimer
Stranger: hi asl
You: 26/f/tx
Stranger: cool
Stranger: 33 m uk
You: cool!
Stranger: what do u look like
You: http://www.myspace.com/decade4434
Why does Ellen call herself a homemaker? Aren't homemaker's supposed to clean their house?
"its plain to see that the person banned is Smellen. bitch cant bare it if she cant comment on this blog"
lolwut? If they're leaving comments HERE asking to be unbanned, I'm pretty sure that means they can comment on this blog dumbass.
I don't even know what the fuck is going on here anymore. lmao
@5:10
bitch cant bare it if she cant comment. period.
this blog and chat is smellens life
You mean can't BEAR it.
OKAY I UNBANNED YOU, LITTLE GIRL.
HAVE FUN.
@5:15
bears shit in the woods and on you.
bare is to put up with something.
go buy a dictionary or get an education
@5:17 Actually, if anyone needs a dictionary, it's you. Look it up for yourself, moron.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi my name is beth lukenheimer
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: let's fuck.
Stranger: haha
You: haha are you in the Plano/Dallas/Fort Worth/Allen area? I'd love to meet up with you!
Stranger: i think allen
You: omg thats soo coool!
You: we should totes meet up!
Stranger: let's fuck baby
You: you should message me on myspace about it!
You: want my myspace?
Stranger: i don't know your myspace
You: i'll give it to you
You: if you want it
Stranger: give what?
You: my myspace
Stranger: where?
You: http://www.myspace.com/decade4434
Stranger: for what?
You: talking about a meetup
Stranger: oke than
Hey 5:17- You sound like Kai. A complete asshole.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bear
to conduct (oneself): to bear oneself bravely.
9.
to suffer; endure; undergo: to bear the blame.
10.
to sustain without yielding or suffering injury; tolerate (usually used in negative constructions, unless qualified): I can't bear your nagging. I can hardly bear to see her suffering so.
11.
to be fit for or worthy of: It doesn't bear repeating.
12.
to carry; bring: to bear gifts.
13.
to carry in the mind or heart: to bear love; to bear malice.
14.
to transmit or spread (gossip, tales, etc.).
15.
to render; afford; give: to bear witness; to bear testimony.
16.
to lead; guide; take: They bore him home.
17.
to have and be entitled to: to bear title.
18.
to exhibit; show: to bear a resemblance.
19.
to accept or have, as an obligation: to bear responsibility; to bear the cost.
I think that clears up the retard at 5:17.
LOL Anyone who doesn't know the difference between bear and bare needs to get an education. What a fool. More LOL worthy than Kaka.
@5:18 and 5:18
Bears are hairy and covered in fur like your mothers vagina or the man your daddy takes it up the ass on a regular basis with.
have u guys seen her http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paW7ozX-B5w
she's like 7
Stranger: whats good
You: hai everywannnn
Stranger: WANNNN
You: oh ma gaaaaad
You: i found ma baby
Stranger: OH MA GAWD
You: this is thuper awesome!
You: lets go to walmart togetherrr
Stranger: thuper?
Stranger: not kawaii
You: i want to buy some thexy underwears so davit will take me back
Stranger: who the helll is that
Stranger: sounds like a failure of a person
You: no! hes so sweet! he buys out the whole clearance section in walmart for me!
Stranger: whast that like 4 bucks
You: i c
You: o well im still thuper thexy
5:24
ingram back the fuck off.
leave her alone
5:26 #1
LULZ
@5:26
agreed
@5:24 #3- Just stop it. You're embarrassing yourself.
Are Kai n Davey back together yet?
i think temptalia's makeup looks are so freaking ugly. like about to make my eyes bleed ugly.
DEAD
There's always one idiot telling us that it's dead.
hi guys
im 12 and what is this?
http://twitpic.com/1vzgy5
OMG Where did you get that pic?
why is mrfili buying teen books when hes old
^ is that beautyxxgoddess??
I've made it so that you are BANNED 4 LIFE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqWT4Q35UBk&feature=related
i was watching this video a guy made about blair and elle and their fans are still commenting stuff like "they don't get paid for anything"
hehe elle and blair sure have them fooled good! i guess they are good actors afterall. they are ulling this act off very well.
http://www.blogtv.com/People/missglamorazzi
miss glamourazzi annoys the shit out of me. i hate her wannabe whitney port voice.
http://twitpic.com/1vzgy5
who is this?
I don't appreciate you retards making me look like a fool on some chat site. GROW UP, CUNTS.
If any REAL, grown-up ass WOMEN are here and want to chat, let me know. This site looks like a bunch of immature assholes so far.
EXCUSE YOU PEOPLE? Which one of you little cocksucking pieces of shit made fun of my wife's weight? That's fucking low, and I am going to hunt your nigger asses down and stick my foot up your ass til it comes out your throat. Assholes.
guiseee come into the chat and keep talking about blair and elle bahaha
I bet all of you are stupid non-speaking, illiterate, non-working, welfare-recipient Mexican pieces of shit anyway.
IM A LOSER.
And my wife will NOT be back to chat on this site. If any of you want to talk to her, visit her MySpace. She is very hurt emotionally, and cries every time she comes here. I think it's shitty that you would treat her this way, WHEN SHE WAS JUST BEING NICE TO YOU! Dirty Mexican Cunts.
DON'T YOU EVER IMPERSONATE MY WIFE AGAIN, 6:14, YOU SHITSUCKING TURD. I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.
Fat, racist, gay, ugly, old and retarded. Wow. What a couple you make. GTFO, sick fucks.
guys don't feed the trolls. just ignore them and hide their comments
Any grownups who want to talk to us, hit us up on our MySpaces:
www.myspace.com/rick4434
www.myspace.com/decade4434
You and your wife are a couple of backward boonies, cousin datin', dirt eatin' hicks. Oh yeah and your wife's fupa weighs more than Irene's whole body.
I dare you to hunt me down you motherfucking incest bred faggot. I'll chop your balls and penis off quicker than you can say ouch. Don't fuck with me you piece of shit.
I still wonder what happened to thesmalltowngirl19.
GIVE ME YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS, AND I'LL FUCKING BE THERE. I HAVE A NEW TRUCK, AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP FOR FUCKING WITH MY WIFE, YOU LITTLE PENIS SUCKING DICKFACE. YOU HAVE FUCKED WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE, I SWEAR TO YOU.
IM A FATFUCK WITH A HUGE FUPA!
@ 6:19
She's probably on one of those terminal illness websites telling people she's about ready to die of cancer or some shit to get sympathy.
I am an obese tub of lard. I'm on an 10,000 calorie diet to keep my sexy figure.My husband is a closet fag and likes butt sex with dirty men in drag.
you best not be talking to me. I know where you live you fat incest bred motherfucker. i'll fuck you up so bad you won't know who the fuck you are. I swear on all that is holy that I will have your head chopped off and thrown into a river. DON'T FUCK WITH ME.
Hey everywann, just got back from vacation, haven't been here in forever! =]
What's new?
GTFO fox tan! you lied and said youre married LOSER!!
some of you really are sick. u.u get help!!!!
IT'S TRUE, I AM A CLOSET FAG. I ONLY HOPE THAT ONE DAY I CAN GET TO THE SAME SIZE AS DAVEY. HE'S WAY BIGGER THAN I AM :'(
that isn't foxtan you dumb bitch.
/facepalm
missglamorazzi has confirmed that she does indeed like potpies
wait, what happened with fox tan??? please someone tell me or im gonna burst!
WHO WANTS TO RUB LARD ON MY TITTIES? I HAVE DOUBLE Z'S! RICK IS A FAGGOT AND CAN'T PLEASE ME WITH HIS NEEDLE DICK. I NEED REAL MEAT IN MY OVEN!CAN YOU HANDLE ALL OF THIS? I AM BOOTYLICIOUS! OUTRAGEOUS BABY!
LITTLE GIRL
CAMILLE ALREADY UNBANNED YOU FROM THE CHATBOX
GO
POST
THERE
LITTLE GIRL
CAMILLE ALREADY UNBANNED YOU FROM THE CHATBOX
GO
POST
THERE
Beth: Go on cam4 and dildo your ass then dildo your nose
omg everyone lets go to omegle and see if we can find each other! the code word is potpies! lulz
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: potpies?
Stranger: hell ya
haha i guess code word fails lulzz
Stranger: DO THE HUSTLE!
You: POTPIES!
Stranger: wat
You: We're no strangers to love.
You: you know the rules and so do i.
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooo
You: a full committment's what I'm thinking of
You: You wouldn't get this from any other guy!
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling..
You: gotta make you understand...
Stranger: *does black bartender wall flip*
You: WOO.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Yeah big fail. LOL everytime i said potpies I got disconnected
Oh, yeah, shitface? Then what's my fucking address, big talker? You come down here, and I will fuck you up, you stupid son of a bitch.
6:27 she lied about being married
lmao omegle is fun
FoxTan is a dumbass. Her real name is Stephanie something - someone posted a link to her Facebook. Anyway, she's like 18, lives with her parents, and lied and said she was like 47 with kids and married or some shit. Dumbfuck.
how did people find out she lied?
You: Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you!
Stranger: good
You: never gonna make you cry; never gonna say goodbye. never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
You: Potpies?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: naw
Stranger: i dont them
Stranger: like*
m, thanks for the info
Hey guys, I've got time to kill, everyone get on Omegle, lets see if we can find one another haha. I'm going to be saying "Guru troll?" in every chat, thats me. :)
ahhhhhh i wannna find someone from the blog on there!! holy shit there are8583 users
You are welcome, 637. I'm sure someone will provide her FB link - she deserves to be trolled hard.
6:38 PM im gonna try to find you!!!
Rick Fag and Beth Dyke Lunkenheimer
1705 COIT RD
PLANO, TX 75075
YOU DELETE THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH. RIGHT NOW. OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR JUGULAR VEIN AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR DIRTY RANK ASSHOLE!!!
Rick Fag and Beth Dyke Lunkenheimer
1705 COIT RD
PLANO, TX 75075
Make me delete it, BITCH.
have any of you ran into each other yet?
People on Omegle apparently hate pot pies :'( Poor Kai! She's single and ready to mingle.
A SHOT AT LOVE WITH KAIKHOD!
no everytime i say guru troll they always disconnect :(
havent found anyone yet :'(
i'm doing it. "guru troll?"
everyone keeps disconnecting
LOL this guy got 2 of us
"Stranger: im tired of this bullshit
You: hai everywan
Stranger: see
Stranger: this shit right here
You: what?"
Stranger: Anthrocon / Horsecock
You: Hi, my name is Beth Lunkenheimer. How's it going?
Your conversational partner has disconnected
lmaoooooooo
6:45 #2 LMFAO
6:45 PM THAT IS EPIC!!!!!!
HOLY FUCK - this one was hilarious! This is my first chat on there!!!
___
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Hi, my name is Beth Lunkenheimer. How are you?
You: I am in Plano, TX. How about you?
Stranger: Lunkenheier?!
Stranger: jesus
You: Yes, Lunkenheimer. :) Not Jesus.
Stranger: you sound like a giant german woman.
Your conversational partner has disconnected
LMFAO GIANT GERMAN WOMAN
yeah as soon as i say "hai everywan" they disconnect :( poor kaka gets no love
OMG - this is fucking hilarious!
---
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, my name is Beth Lunkenheimer. I am in Plano, TX. How are you?
Stranger: fine thnx
You: I have big titties, wanna see? www.myspace.com/decade4434
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ikr, 648 #2? I almost pissed my pants when they said that - they are psychic or some shit.
fack, I can't find you guys on omegle.
I keep saying "guru troll?" and I get allof these /b/ replies LMAO
everytime i show them what kai looks like, they disconnect. they obviously cannot handle her extreme beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7niEZW-UcY
SOOOO talented! check herrrr!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ask me any question, I'll answer honestly :)
You: do you like pot pies?
Stranger: no i do not :P
Stranger: any food with the word pie in it, i do not like
Stranger: except for pumpkin pie :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
how many of us are on omegle right now? they keep disconnecting after i say hai everywan so annoying
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f or m?
You: Hi, my name is Beth Lunkenheimer. I am in Plano, TX, and I have big titties, wanna see? www.myspace.com/rick4434
You: I'm into m or f. i like them all. but my hubby gets to watch and play too!
Stranger: your myspace say rick...
You: he is my husband - pics of both of us are there!
Stranger: Wow you creep, swinggers are sick.
You: No, it's hot!
You: Come play with my big tits!
You: And his big schlong!
You: Can Rick do you in your butt?
Stranger: I'm fucking 15 years old and you old ass wants me to try to play with you?
You: He likes tight booty holes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: POT PIES
Stranger: those are good
You: http://www.youtube.com/foreverkailyn I HAVE BIG BABYLONS
Stranger: your a fat whore
You: I AM A FINE YOUNG LADY
Stranger: im sorry i love you
You: NO ITS OVER
Stranger: forgive me
You: YOU DON'T EVEN BUY ME BACONATORS ANYMORE
You: everywannn <3
Stranger: slur off?
You: huh?
Stranger: nigger
You: pot pies
Stranger: coon
Stranger: spic
of course i can't find any of you but i get the same person twice. cool.
and i feel special i started the beth omegle chats :P lol hope ya'll are having fun
im gonna say ello ello instead of hi everywann
im on there
OMG YOU GUYS! you have to admit she is the most amazingly talented guru.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7niEZW-UcY
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: god is _______
You: BACONATORS
Stranger: SLIDERS
You: THOSE ARE FOR PUSSIES
Stranger: DOUBLE DOWN!
You: BACONATORS ARE FOR CHAMPS
Stranger: DDDOOOUUUBBBLLLEEE DDDOOOWWWNNN!!!
Stranger: I think I just got owned by a brown recluse
You: Hi, I'm Beth Lukenheimer from Plano, Texas.
Stranger: no you aren't :p
You: Yes, my husband Rick and I are looking for some special friends.
Stranger: you're just trying to tempt 4chan into harassing her :p
You: What is 4chan?
Stranger: they aren't your personal army
yes i agree! she is so creative!!
omg im saying ello ello! copy cat! :P
You: pot pies?
Stranger: i prefer shepherd.
lmao didn't someone else get this person?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ask me any question, I'll answer truthfully.
You: BACONATORS
Stranger: Ask me any question, I'll answer truthfully.
You: DO U LIKE BACONATORS
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: YOU?
You: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: YES.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: pot pies?
Stranger: i prefer shepherd.
You: hhaha
You: what's that
Stranger: shepherd pie?
You: yep
You: sounds delish
Stranger: it's ground beef, and mixed vegetables
Stranger: made in a pie crust
You: where are you from? first person to not disconnect when i mentioned my love for pot pies
I cant find you guys :(
I'm still saying "guru troll?" if anyone is looking hahahaha
7:00 yeah i'm still doing that too occasionally
7777th lulz
fail :(
Stranger: bend me over and call me margerie
You: only if you give me potpies
You: or baconators
You: nomnomnomnom
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, everywannnnnnn!
Stranger: no just one person here
You: How are you?
You: Do you like potpies?
Stranger: not really
You: I love pot pies! I like to rub my titties on them! www.youtube.com/foreverkailyn
You: Wanna watch me?
Stranger: no thank you
You: Will you send me a birthday present?
You: Tomorrow is my birthday!
You: You can send me potpies!
You: Do I turn you on?
You: You are making me hottttt!
Stranger: im a girl
You: I like girls!
You: Yummy!
Stranger: im straight
You: Do you like girls?
You: Damn!
You: Well, I will convert you.
You: With my potpies!
Stranger: no i like guys
You: Love me?
You: I love you.
You: I can wear a strap on!
You: And I'll tape my tits down with duck tape!
Stranger: nahh im good
You: Will you watch my Youtube and subscribe?
You: I love you!
You: What is your name?
You: I'm Kailyn!
Stranger: Jessie
You: And I'm 20~!
You: Hi, Jessie!
You: I love you!
Stranger: 16
You: You are hot!
You: WIll you share a pot pie with me?
Stranger: you dont even know what i look like
You: You sound hot!
You: Jessie is a hot name!
You: You sound like a girl who can appreciate a good pot pie!
Stranger: bahahaha no im good
You: Well, I have a boyfriend named Davit. Wanna meet him?
You: He likes pot pies too!
Stranger: no i have a boyfriend
You: We can all hang out at my pool. My mom will bring pot pies!
You: And you can use my MAC eyeshadows!
Stranger: umm good bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: nigger
You: my name is kailyn. www.youtube.com/foreverkailyn
You: and your name is nigger
Stranger: dip shit!!!
You: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ha
Stranger: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You: everywan?
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lmao poor guy, he's probably pissed at us.
Stranger: I need to talk to a girl about something serious... Please
You: Hi, I'm Beth Lukenheimer.
Stranger: Hello Beth
Stranger: My name is Bailee
Stranger: I have never used a tampon before...
Stranger: I am just wondering of it will break my hymen
You: Are you from the Plano/Dallas/Fort Worth area?
Stranger: DALLAS!
You: My husband, Rick and I are swingers, we'd be interested in helping loosen you up down there.
You: If you know what I mean ;)
Stranger: Sik fucker...
You: Check out Rick's myspace - www.myspace.com/rick4434
You: we're very clean, drug-free and friendly.
You: I really hope you consider this, Bailee.
You: We are gentle lovers.
You: I am bisexual.
You: Rick's fantasy is to watch me with another woman.
You: Are you interested?
Stranger: Yes
You: Wow!
You: This is great.
You: A lot of people say no because of my weight.
You: I have a thyroid problem.
Stranger: How much do you weigh?
You: Around 450 lbs.
Stranger: THAT IS SOO FUCKING SEXY
You: Wooow!
You: What do you look like Bailee?
Stranger: Would you like me to send you a picture?
You: Yes please!
You: Rick will masterbate to it tonight!
Stranger: Okay! :)
Stranger: One sec, I am kinda younge but that doesn't matter to y'all does it?
You: No, Rick and I are very open.
Stranger: http://i39.tinypic.com/15daz2e.jpg
Stranger: There you go :)
You: You're very pretty!
Stranger: thank you!
Stranger: My titties are big.
You: Mmm! Rick and I would love to suck them!
Stranger: *I put on my wizard hat and robe*
You: FUCKING POT PIES
lmao
You: pot pies?
Stranger: hi, tell me an interesting fact
Stranger: pork pies?
You: i like them
Stranger: really?
You: mmm
Stranger: even the jelly thats in them sometimes?
You: jelly??
You: oh the gooey stuff
Stranger: yeah you know, the horrible clear jelly shit that forms on meat sometimes
How big is rick's penis?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hola
You: Wanna see my titties? www.youtube.com/foreverkailyn
You: Do you like pot pies?
You: hello?
You: hola?
Stranger: man your fat
You: english. do you speak it motherfucker?
You: I am NOT FAT
You: I am big boned!
Stranger: hahaha ok
You: My boyfriend Davit says I am hot. And so does my Mom
Stranger: HAHAH well duh your mom does
You: Do you like pot pies?
Stranger: and i bet your bf is "big boned" as well
Stranger: and NO
You: No, davit is hot!
You: Wanna see his youtube?
You: www.youtube.com/bloodxsweatxguitars
You: do you like davit?
You: don't try to steal him from me!
Stranger: no
You: davit is hot, right?
You: he buys me pot pies.
You: today is my birthday. Will you buy me a pot pie?
Stranger: no, you dont need anymore of those
You: but i lahhhhhvvvvv them!
You: They are SOOOOO pretty, and soooo coool!....
You: And you are soooo pretty!!!
Stranger: O YEAH NO
You: And I lahhhhhvvvvvv you!
You: do you like makeup?
Stranger: i bet u do
Stranger: yes
You: what is your favorite brand?
Stranger: mac, duh
You: i like to hoard mac stuff!
You: You should watch my hoarding videos!
Stranger: good 4 uuu
You: How old are you?
You: are you a boy or girl?
Stranger: girl
Stranger: i wear makeup
Stranger: hello
You: well. i think you are awesome and cool and i like you
Stranger: duh, who doesnt im frickin fantastic
You: do you visit unkn0wncritic.blogspot.com? they make fun of me over there.
You: i hate those bitches.
You: i am bi. are you?
Stranger: yes
You: wanna see my titties?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hello
You: Here are my titties. davit took this picture
You: http://www.weird-websites.info/Ugly-People/fat-images/big-fat-almost-naked-girl-bra-panties-pictures.jpg
You: email me later www.twitter.com/foreverkailyn
You: bai!!!
You have disconnected.
706 #1 - I almost busted MY hymen laughing. That part about Rick and Beth wanting to help loosen her up down there is fucking hilarious!!!!! That's awesome!!!!
Everyone keeps disconnecting when I mention pot pies. DAMMIT
7:15 lol ik it sucks
FUCKING EWWWW.
SMELLEN IN A BIKINI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANOOEq6GWBI&playnext_from=TL&videos=PgsnljKtddA
EWWWWW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANOOEq6GWBI&playnext_from=TL&videos=PgsnljKtddA
LOOK AT HER SAGALYONS.
I had an English guy laugh at the potpies thing, but he stopped replying so I disconnected.
aw, i was ready to troll this guy and he was depressed. lulz oops :(
Hello, :D Hanna sent me :)
You: WAN
Stranger: WANT
You: POTPIES
Stranger: ARE GROSS
You: NO U
Stranger: ARE SEXY
You: THUPER THEXY
Stranger: LIKE YOUR MOTHER
You: MAMA WILCHER IS THOO HOT
Stranger: UUUH WAT YOU TALKN BOUT
You: WILLIS
Stranger: WILLIS IS THE NAME OF HER PENIS
You: THATS THO MEAN!
You: DAVIT CANT HELP HAVING A TINY PEE PEE
Stranger: NO DAVID!
You: IS THO THEXY
Stranger: THATS SO INNAPROPRIATE
Stranger: BOOKS FOR CHILDREN ARE NOT THEXY
You: WANNA SEE MY BEWBIES?
You: http://www.youtube.com/user/ForeverKailyn
Stranger: NO THANKS HOR
You: IM THE MOST PRETTIEST GAROOO
Stranger: I NO LIKE BEWBZ
Stranger: YOUTUBE IS FOR CATZ
You: I HAZ A PUTHEY
Stranger: NOT THAT KIND OF CAT
Stranger: THUPID
You: UR JUS JELUZ
Stranger: OF YOUR SMELLY PUTHEY?
You: MY PUTHEY SMELLS LIKE BACONATORS
Stranger: DELITHOUS
You: I LAAAV IT
Stranger: DEW U EET UR OWN PUTHEY
Stranger: GROTH
You: NO I HAVE KIMI FOR THAT TEEHEE
NAKED
http://es.tinypic.com/r/2hnc045/6
ewww
http://es.tinypic.com/r/2rr9vyv/6
has anyone asked you people if your japanese after saying hai everywan?
7:19 HAI MY NEW OMEGLE FRIEND :D
LMAO Do people hate Maryland or something? Everytime I say I'm from there, instant disconnect.
whole convo from 7:06 #1
Stranger: I need to talk to a girl about something serious... Please
You: Hi, I'm Beth Lukenheimer.
Stranger: Hello Beth
Stranger: My name is Bailee
Stranger: I have never used a tampon before...
Stranger: I am just wondering of it will break my hymen
You: Are you from the Plano/Dallas/Fort Worth area?
Stranger: DALLAS!
You: My husband, Rick and I are swingers, we'd be interested in helping loosen you up down there.
You: If you know what I mean ;)
Stranger: Sik fucker...
You: Check out Rick's myspace - www.myspace.com/rick4434
You: we're very clean, drug-free and friendly.
You: I really hope you consider this, Bailee.
You: We are gentle lovers.
You: I am bisexual.
You: Rick's fantasy is to watch me with another woman.
You: Are you interested?
Stranger: Yes
You: Wow!
You: This is great.
You: A lot of people say no because of my weight.
You: I have a thyroid problem.
Stranger: How much do you weigh?
You: Around 450 lbs.
Stranger: THAT IS SOO FUCKING SEXY
You: Wooow!
You: What do you look like Bailee?
Stranger: Would you like me to send you a picture?
You: Yes please!
You: Rick will masterbate to it tonight!
Stranger: Okay! :)
Stranger: One sec, I am kinda younge but that doesn't matter to y'all does it?
You: No, Rick and I are very open.
Stranger: http://i39.tinypic.com/15daz2e.jpg
Stranger: There you go :)
You: You're very pretty!
Stranger: thank you!
Stranger: My titties are big.
You: Mmm! Rick and I would love to suck them!
Stranger: Do you enjoy anal sex?
Stranger: Or no?
You: Yes!
You: Are you a virgin?
Stranger: Noo
Stranger: But my hymen hasn't broken yet
You: Have you ever had a threesome with two fourty year olds?
Stranger: Noo, but I'd love to.
You: Yeah, we should get together sometime!
You: What is your phone number?
You: Or you can message me on Rick's myspace - myspace.com/rick4434
Stranger: I would like to talk for a little bit more before I give that out
Stranger: How big is Ricks penis?
You: 5 inches.
Stranger: That isn't very big...
Stranger: Does it make you moan?
You: Rick really knows how to please a woman.
You: He pleases me everynight!
You: Sometimes twice a night.
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: How about tittty fuck?
You: Yes, we both enjoy that.
Stranger: What is the most wild thing you've done?
You: I slept with our pastor!
Stranger: You have to be kidding.
You: and then he fucked rick's ass!
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: RICK IS BISEXUAL TOO?
You: Yes!!
You: Rick and I are very open.
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: Would you like to watch my friend with benifits masturbate on webcam?
You: No, Rick and I are about to watch a porno.
Stranger: Ohh
Stranger: Are you guys into feet?
You: Rick is. I'm more into nails.
You: I like to paint rick's toenails before he shoves his big toe up my vagina.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: Is that fun?
You: Yes, I especially like when Rick rubs his toes on my FUPA
Stranger: ...
Stranger: You are a sick person trying to be funny, and trying to ruin someone elses life by doing this...
You: I'm Beth Lukenheimer.
Stranger: Prove it!
You: My myspace is - myspace.com/decade4344
You: It's private because I have nude pictures.
Stranger: fuck me dirty
Stranger: You bbw
You: Oh wow!
You: I'm so excited to meet you!
Stranger: I want to lick your vagina
Stranger: Can you take a shit on me?
You: Yes, if you let Rick pee on you!
You: Rick and I are gonna watch a porno now!
You: Bye!
Stranger: NO WAIT
Stranger: I WANNA SAY SOMETHING
You: message me on myspace!
Stranger: I love you
You: wow! thank you!
Stranger: I hate you
You: Okay bye!
LOOK AT SMELLEN J' BOHNS DOUBLE Z'S IN A BIKINI YALL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANOOEq6GWBI&playnext_from=TL&videos=PgsnljKtddA
7:20#2 LOL HAI!
guise i just recruited a troll from omegle! ;D
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 19/f/pot pie
Stranger: 16 m fiddlesticks
You: lol
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 19/f/pot pie
Stranger: 16 m fiddlesticks
You: lol
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: dont ask the silly ASL question !!
You: ok
Stranger: so whats up?
You: well im looking for my friend
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
WTF
i love you, 7:24 PM whoever you are
lolololol yeah they do hate maryland cuz the same happens to me.
Fucking 719 - you need to put a warning on that shit. That's fucking DISGUSTING! She needs to be locked in a mental institution. For fuck's sake.
"lolololol yeah they do hate maryland cuz the same happens to me."
they're afraid of the goatman!
You: Hai everywan!!!!
Stranger: are you asain?
You: No!!!
You: I'm Lil Kai Kaiz
Stranger: cause you sound it,
whooops
Stranger: HAHAAHA
Stranger: nice name faggot
You: I'm on youtube!
You: I'm a beauty guru!
Stranger: hahahahaa
Stranger: cool joke
7:28 lulz
omg 728!!!!!!!!!
720 #4 - that is the funniest fucking thing I have EVER read in my life. I laughed so hard, my fucking abs started hurting, so I had to lay in the floor (goshdamn workouts). That's fucking classic. I even emailed it to myself. Do another convo on Omegle with Rick and Beth, please!
LOL
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny girl?
You: yes baby
You: wanna see my vids on youtube
Stranger: sure
You: youtube.com/foreverkailyn
Stranger: ok just a sec
You: okie dokie
Stranger: are you the girl showing hair stuff
You: yeah!!
Stranger: your fucking ugly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: everywan!
Stranger: waaaaaaaaa
You: wan?
Stranger: wan?
You: pot pies?
Stranger: up ur bunghole
You: EVERY
Stranger: BREATH U TAKE?
You: TIME I TRYYY
You: TOOO FLYYYY
You: I FALLL
You: WITHOUT MY WINGSSSSSS
You: I FEEEEL SOOOOO SMALLLL
You: I GUESS I NEED YOU WANNNNNNNN
Stranger: I DONT KNOW THAT ONE
Anonymous said...
NAKED
http://es.tinypic.com/r/2hnc045/6
ewww
http://es.tinypic.com/r/2rr9vyv/6
I swear to you. Every single time, without fail. I say I'm from MD and they disappear. They see Kai coming!
7:32 omg i know. earlier they would dissconnect too!
i keep trying to find one of you
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a boy
You: sweet.
You: are you young and tight?
You: sweet and juicy?
Stranger: yes
You: are you sticky?
You: i take your silence as a yes, Sticky. Go eat a burger.
You have disconnected.
7:36 same we'll meet eventually
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you from unkn0wncritic.blogspot.com?
Stranger: yes
You: Hey, what's up?
Stranger: my dick
You: wanna rub it on my titties?
You: while i eat a potpie?
Stranger: i would love to
You: sweet!~
You: wanna see pics of my titties?
Stranger: that is what i am here for
You: www.youtube.com/foreverkailyn
You: there are pics of my tits there!
Stranger: on youtube
You: yes!
Stranger: i am a pervert
You: I have nudes in my videos!
Stranger: but not a dumb pervert
You: I will only let you see my nude pics if you send me potpies!
You: formspring.me/everkai90
You: i have big titties!
You: my boyfriend davit loves them!
You: hello?
You: is this shit on?
Stranger: davit
You: hello! stop wanking and answer me!
Stranger: how can you
You: www.youtube.com/bloodxsweatxguitars - that is my boyfriend davit
Stranger: i dont want to see your boyfriend
Stranger: i only want pictures of you
You: my boyfriend has big titties too!
You: davit's tits are bigger than mines!
Stranger: manboobs
Stranger: yummy
Stranger: that mean that you are fat
You: will you suck on his manboobs while i rub my titties on a potpie?
You: i am NOT fat, only big boned. My mom Said SO, you dick!
Stranger: you can suck my dick
Stranger: yes
You: i will suck your dick, if you rub a hot pot pie on my vagina!
Stranger: i wont
You: no pot pie, no sucky!
Stranger: one dollar
You: can i stick my titty in your asshole?
Stranger: sucky, sucky?
You: burn in hell, you bastard.
Stranger: you can
Stranger: gangsta
You: FUCK YOU!!!!!! FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASSHOLE!!!! WITH A GIANT BURNING DILDO!!!!
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: pot pies?
Stranger: yes, very much i like.
You: i like bacanators :D
Stranger: i have my very own pot sock, how about you?
You: youtube.com/foreverkailyn
You: check out my youtube!
You: im thuppper pretty!
Stranger: sorry i don't let you in my pants after the first date
Stranger: you gotta meet my parents first
You: awwh pot pies!
You: where do you live? i live in maryland
Stranger: i live in the land down under
You: is that in maryland?
Stranger: i'm uluru right now
Stranger: no australia
You: awww pot pies!
Stranger: yes if only we could meet then we could make lots of pot pies together
Stranger: do you like kangaroos
You: omg you are my lover
Stranger: ?
You: kangarroos aren't as cool as zebras
You: all my underwear is zebra
Stranger: i drive a koala to work everyday
You: omg your soo lucky.
You: i have to ride davitt everywhere
Stranger: who's davitt? are you cheating on me?!?!?!
You: davit is my ex you silly! i cheated on him and he broke up with me so now I'm with you.
Stranger: oh, :) you flatter me. let's make love right now!
You: deff!
You: as long as you buy me bacanators
Stranger: always my love ;)
You: yay for bacanators!
You: and pot pies :D
Stranger: i must leave now, my pot pie is ready. i'm sorry.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you from unkn0wncritic.blogspot.com?
Stranger: No matter how bad a day is, no matter how broke you are, or how wet you got coming home from work.
Nothing cheers you up like a midget on the bus.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: ello ello
Stranger: hi!
You: thubscibe if you like pot pies!
You: http://www.youtube.com/user/ForeverKailyn
Stranger: i do love pot pies
Stranger: brb
You: omg
You: i love you
Stranger: i love you to
what is this site?
i want to chat
omegle.com
elle fowler naked
http://es.tinypic.com/r/2hnc045/6
ewww
http://es.tinypic.com/r/2rr9vyv/6
7:43 omegle.com
omegle.com bb talk to strangers
(we're trying to find each other while bring in the lulz)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you from unkn0wncritic.blogspot.com?
Stranger: No matter how bad a day is, no matter how broke you are, or how wet you got coming home from work.
Nothing cheers you up like a midget on the bus.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: woops
Stranger: Boobies??
You: wanna seem them?
Stranger: Yes
You: youtube.com/foreverkailyn
Stranger: Send me a pic
You: i'll only let you see my nudes if you send me a pot pie
You: formspring.me/everkai90
You: and i have videos on there thats me!
Stranger: Ok I will
You: yay!
You: i love pot pies!
You: and bacanatords
Stranger: Send me a pic
You: I HAVE VIDEOS UP!
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