Yup. Everyone who comments here totally called it - MONTHS ago.
Blair and Elle are moving to LA
Come on, guys. How many of you legitimately thought that Blair was sooo generous that she'd let her 7 year old sister move into her huge room while Blair stuffed all her shit into another room less than a third of the size? But let's just backtrack several months. Blair had been talking about how she needed to be done with high school in May - an entire year early. Why, Blair? What "big project" do you have coming up? Naturally, the clever people on this blog instantly knew that her and Elle were likely moving, and probably to LA, where their agent is. Then this facebook conversation surfaced;
http://i49.tinypic.com/swqnfr.jpg
Yeahhh. Fast forward to earlier today. In Blair's new June Favorites video, she would not STFU about some makeup artist named Gabriel. They're obviously good friends because they tweet back and forth to eachother;
http://i49.tinypic.com/2z3z805.jpg
HMM LOOK AT THAT. As soon as Blair oddly announces that shes changing bedrooms, we find out that she's moving to LA. Soon. Anyone wanna bet on how long she'll try and say her new apartment in LA is the "guest room" at her parent's house that she talked about?
When do the lies stop!?
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«Oldest ‹Older 8001 – 8200 of 8572 Newer› Newest»lisa looks like a couger on the prowl. she looks 35. she would probably look alot younger without that weave and such heavy makeup.
omg the bottom picture of elles blog.
she looks like a two bit transvestite hooker working a street corner with her cock and balls about to fall out of her skirt
has anyone shopped at loveculture.com
"she looks like a two bit transvestite hooker working a street corner with her cock and balls about to fall out of her skirt"
lol irl
shit
she looks like a man.
a 35 year old man wearing a dress with a square jaw
lisa bb, you look like a man.
http://twitpic.com/26wb40
sticky finally posted a full body shot
ELLE FOWLERS BLOG
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!
stickman is rockin a jay leno chin
she looks like tiffany in that photo!
sticky why have you randomly added a belt to that top? it looks retarded JUS SAYIN
"she looks like a two bit transvestite hooker working a street corner with her cock and balls about to fall out of her skirt"
LMFAO
HOE-LY SHIT
STICKY!
http://twitpic.com/26wb40
YOU LOOK LIKE A SHUT IN COMPUTER NERD WHO RAIDED HIS BIG SISTERS CLOSET
JESUS. NO WONDER YOUR SO WHITE YOUR TOO ASHAMED TO STEP OUT THE FRONT DOOR
DUDE YOU LOOK LIKE A COMPUTER NERD. YOUR THE ONLY WHITE GUY WHO COULD BE NAMED URKLE
AND I THOUGHT THE FOWLER BLOG PICTURES WERE BAD.
BITCH THAT IS ONE PHOTO YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT STASHED AWAY
elles waist in tiny, but it isn't porportioned with the rest of her body
@3:50 stickman is a ginger, they cant survive in sunlight
Sticky you look like a tranny nerd who works at IBM and wears womens clothes at the weekends
http://twitpic.com/26wb40
elles blog photos were leading in the tranny stakes but you beat her with that pic
i honestly thought it was a joke photo until i saw your name next to it.
shit. you look like bill gates son trying to find himself
elles problem is that her boobs are too big. they look fake, so she looks like a transexual.
elles problem is that her boobs are too big. they look fake, so she looks like a transexual.
Its hilarious that lizzy got an eye infection. Seems like they should of noticed the makeup artist using a wand on numerous girls. Oh well serves her right.
hahaha from elle's blog
'I spent almost 30 minutes in front of a mirror examining my eye, making sure it was still there.'
oh it's there. and it's lazy.
elles problem is her face. she looks too manly and her eyes are like a chameleons. looking in 2 directions
bitch sees dollar signs everywhere. it accounts for her fucked up eyes
the sad thing is i think elle actually thinks she looks good.
sticky's hiding the crotch of course...
Lisa's blog "I just realized I am sitting in the dark writing this post... what am I, a vampire?!"
WTF is this bitches obsession with vampires?!?! It's fucking annoying. GROW THE FUCK UP LISA!
Elles problem is that she has a wonky eye and a busted face. If she went out to a party like that with Blair, I would assume it's her mom.
omg the bottom picture of elles blog.
she looks like a two bit transvestite hooker working a street corner with her cock and balls about to fall out of her skirt
SERIOUSLY LOOK AT HER FACE.
ELLE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE MIDDLE AGED TRANNY PRISON GUARDS IN LADY GA GA'S TELEPHONE VIDEO
you keep repeating your comments and none of them are even funny
LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stn_XCo_dyg&feature=related
3:59
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?ELLE LOOKS LIKE A MAN?
WAS SHE AUDITIONING FOR PRISCILLA QUEEN OF THE DESERT?
she looks like shes hiding her man meat and two veg under her dress. Pre-op Tranny
4:03
elle
fuck
off
"Blair and I stayed in a hotel in the middle of China Town"
HAHAHAHA that was blatantly an accident. melisa fowler got a nice hard slap off blair for that one
i'm not elle, you're just annoying and not funny. every other comment is yours.
i think if elle was shorter, her hair wasn't so tranny like, and she didn't have a lazy eye she would deff be decent looking.
does anybody hate the voluminous tranny look she tries to pull off with her hair?
@4.07 no your not elle your lisa
she's a lady.. whoa whoa whoa she's a... o nevermind its elle
"Have any requests? Tweet them to me! (I sounded just like a commercial there)" WELL THAT MAKES A FUCKING CHANGE
4:07
every other comment is not mine. everyone here is adding something.
the subject of discussion is elle looking like a MAN. which is why all the comments look similar.
CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING YOURSELF OR GET THE FUCK OF THIS BLOG BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCCCCCCCCCCCCCCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She wants so badly to be a Kardashian. What the fuck was she thinking when she put that dress on?
if you're going to defend yourself
you should probably stop typing like
this. AND THROWING RANDOM CAPS IN THERE FOR NO REASON.
it's obvious which comments are yours.
4:07 is not that persons it's mine.k thx
how the fuck did it even start?
2nd comment down in elles blog.
is this some sort of joke?
Cynthia K · 1 hour ago
Totally love you girl! I think its great what you have done with your YouTube fame! You seem so sweet and genuine! Keep up the great work! =)
"sweet and genuine"?
really?
Did Elle delete a bunch of comments? She had 13 comments when I first looked at it and they were all positive. Now there are only 4? Wtf.
Cynthia K can go and suck on Elles dick
Bitch is fucking delusional if she cant see through plastic elle
if you've ever been to china town... you would know that nobody in their right mind would stay in a hotel there. shady as fuck.
Sticky looks like she could be Lisa/Elle's daughter
if elle didnt try to make herself look good in skin tight short dresses and that curled wig she would look half decent looking
but right now she comes of as desperatley trying to look good...which isnt cute
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AIWTRQ552HM/TETH-W0ggcI/AAAAAAAAAqU/RRSg9A29PgM/s320/35420_452739040976_699340976_6310035_7578798_n.jpg
Blair Fowler (left) and her mother (right) pose with a fan
The new craze in the beauty guru community is getting a weave. Do you think these bitches will ever get into wigs? I want someone big to shave their head and start wearing wigs! All the 12 year old and Kai will follow suit!
http://www.temptalia.com/mac-rodarte-changing-product-names-100k-donation
This is why I love MAC. They're donating $100k and changing the names.
elle only has the long hair to cover her WONKEY EYE in PHOTOS
kai finally got a computer chair. now she can get rid of that big bulky dining room chair she always stumbles over and has to drag out of the way to show off her fun fashuns!
kais room is so tacky. she got new CURRRDDINSSSS you guise!
HELLO PRETTY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liselle's Blog writes:
Quick list of videos coming up:
July Favs
Bath Product Review
A silver tutorial
A contest (YAY!)
Have any requests? Tweet them to me! (I sounded just like a commercial there).
ohhhhh, maybe cause that's all you and Elizablair are.
Fail.
so much fail in one blog post
can someone give me a link to the jessi salughter video the one with millions of views
curdins
buddins
laygins
mirra
fox tan
michigan
rosebud slave
gontoapply
Wat?! Guise! Noes! I'm not moving to la! How'd you get this?! I mean I knows my friend tweeted about it to me and lizzy and me talked about it on facebook! But hows?! I thought my minions were suppozed to be stoopid?!
elles july favourites.
anyone that gives elle the money grabbing cunt money
if kai is having a ~casual day at home~ why does she even bother getting ready? if I'm not leaving the house i don't bother putting on makeup, especially a full out look like Kai and her smokey eye, and i just wear sweats and a t-shirt.
4:24 how is it a new craze?
only elle and blair got permanent extensions oh and that glassslipper girl
3 people out of the entire beauty community isnt a craze i dont think?
July Favs-product placement(s)
Bath Product Review-deffinitely product placement as if she actually bought a product!
A silver tutorial-probably from nyx or some other shorty company
A contest (YAY!)-deffinitely sponsored as if she would actually buy the products for her subscribers!
Have any requests? Tweet them to me! (I sounded just like a commercial there).-as if she would actually do a video that didn't involve money.
Allies going on blogtv in 5 min!!
Get your asses over there trolls
bitches be gettin clip in extensions mkay, tons of them
and however they're put in they're still trashy extensions
Shitty** stupid iPod.
I always see everybody making fun of the way Kai says things but I've never seen the way she says "talk to you guys later" mentioned
it's like...
ta to you guys later!
she never, ever pronounces the "k" on the end of talk.
4:39 same here lol. on my days off, i relax in my pj's and throw my hair up.
Which Allie? Glassshitter?
i wonder what kai does on her non-casual days that she calls staying at home casual days. she's home every. single. day. she has no job to go to or classes. is going to walmart a non-casual day for her?
http://web2.twitpic.com/img/132517440-a83b0b25cbd0a640488003e914f3ab9a.4c44dff8-scaled.jpg
wow.. i never thought sticky was a man until i saw this picture. now its basically confirmed.
maybe it's just the one i've been too but i can't stand walmart. it's always a mess and there are always weird and trashy people in there. kai seems to love it though.
http://www.blogtv.com/people/glassslipperbeauty2/
what's logan mckays youtube? is he hot?
When Kai went to Curves (does she even still go?), it would take up her whole entire day. Even though Curves is only 30-45 minutes, Kai would act like Curves was the only thing she could do on that day. When she did her blogtvs for those few weeks, she did one on a Curves day and she had on sweats still and was like I WENT TO CURVES TODAY! And everyone was asking what she did all day and she's like I WENT TO CURVES!
So going to Walmart, Curves, Davit's etc is enough excitement for her for one day and she needs the rest of the day to relax. I'm not surprised it took her a week to organize her makeup, put up posters, and change her curdans.
glassslippercunt's blogtv is so boring
Some Walmarts in my area are really nice and clean. Especially the Super Center Walmarts. Then there's some smaller ones that have lower income people and immigrants shopping at it and it's always a mess.
ALLIE JUST SAID THE BEAUTY GURU CLIQUES ARE ANNOYING!!!!!!!!
lmfaoooo hypocrite really?
glassslippercunt is the reason the clique drama started
here advice for starting gurus was not to get involved in them
her videos are shit and shes only popular cos shes pretty. other than that she's a dull, talentless bitch who hasn't got a clue what she's talking about. the retarded, foaming-at-the-mouth spastics she calls her fans don't know any better.
captcha: muntr. kailyn is an ugly muntr
lol allie is hardly pretty tbh
allie's in canada to do something with a local news station
Are one of you mrpeen?
all trolls say hi everywannnn
Alex totally uses beauty gurus for views
he talks to lorraine, sticky, ingrid, alexa, kalel and a bunch of other bitches
he used to date laci
why the fuck is he in a 14 year old's blogtv that's creepy,
Little bitches. I got kicked cause I told her we shouldn't go spam that douche's page because we aren't her personal army. New account time.
Whose laci
LOL @ ALLIE THINKS EVERYONE COPIES BLAIRS WAVE
only the mindless ones do like you
that allie girl is really pretty she has a nice natural look about her face too bad she got extensions but shes still pretty
youtube.com/lacigreen
she doesn't make beauty videos. she makes funny videos, religious, sexuality. she's pretty cool
she honestly looks like every other blonde now. she tried to copy megan too. she would be pretty if she didn't try to fit in
They're freaking out cause Molly girl has their school on their facebook.
Holy crap. Allie was soooo boring.
I had to leave.
what's everyones favorite magazine? im only subscribed to seventeen what others should I subscribe to? about 21 hours ago via web
CAN KAI MAKE HER OWN DECISIONS WITHOUT ASKING FOR EVERYWANS OPINION?? SHE IS SUCH A FOLLOWER SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ON HER OWN FREE WILL! SHE'LL ONLY DO IT IF OTHER PEOPLE ARE DOING IT!
lol kai reads 17 ?? LULZ i don't know any 20 year olds who read that
LOL
"I don't know what Ingrid is talking about, I don't know what that word means."
She typed synopsis... Wow Allie.. lol
she doesn't read. she looks at the pictures and then throws it into her hoarding abyss.
Oh my god. She's not even fun to troll. Her mods are a little too kick happy and she's boring as hell.
lol @ potpies4lyfe
everyone should spam her chat with comments about megan. it pisses her off.
kalel is 21 and has a subscribtion to 17 magazine. she said so in that "path of life" video she said she was lookig at her 17 magazine when it came in the mail and there was an article on pregnancy and it inspired her to make that video
On ittt!
"okay lets stop talking about other youtubers"
LOL OIC
potpies was banned!
hate that bitch
Does anyone follow @andreagelman on twitter? the one that is obsessed with Tiffany D.
obsessed with tiffanyd... lulz!
lol why is allie still in the chat..
Makin' sure we're not talking about her.
I make videos. I know that most of the time, companies contact the person who makes videos in order to sponsor them, would it be terrible for me to contact a company or two?? I want to review a few products for my videos. I'm new to youtube so I don't think a company will be contacting me but at the same time, I'm doing really well so I may have a good chance. What do you think?
Why did MrPeen kick out the trolls?
dumbass mrpeen!
That dick. We didn't say shit about Alexa!
FUCK YOU MRPEEN FUCK YOU! he/she/it kicked me out:(
shit son stickman went out of his cave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at all the kai guests
MrPeen: because they said something bad about Alexa... that's not happening
FUCK YOU. I DON'T THINK SAYING KAI IS BETTER IS SOMETHING BAD!
I missed all of the chat, was MrPeen a troll too?
we were only talking about kai and megan lulzzzzzz
mrpeen is a prick
Tonights agenda: Finding Nemo & food from the diner. I love life
wowww kim k wannabe and ur saying that the 'haters' have no life ..
xoparada was kicked out by accident and then he/she/it kicked the trolls out
Sorta at the beginning then that faggot Alex modded him and then he was all like "I LOVE ALYX!!"
Naw, he kicked us out "because we said something bad about Alexa". xoprada was like "kai's better at makeup than alexa" and mrpeen got his panties in a bunch.
moar!!!!
we've missed you <333
where the fuckis everyone else
BITCH KICKED ME! i came back as KAIplusDAVIT but now all the trolls are gone, i was xoprada
all i said was kai did better makeup than smokeypinkleopard? butthurt children how is that bad
Right. And you were like "ohs sahry I'm on the sauce again" Lame fucks can't stand our troll jokes.
I love me some true blood it was sooo good last night!!
about 4 hours ago via web
kai.... smh.
Is beautyxxgoddess still on? I'm sure it'd be fun to troll her boring as fuck face.
http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.82221646.jpg
translation
"I love me some davey, he was sooo good last night!!"
6:25 i missed you!
i was moarcookies btw;)
yay! moar is back! missed ya lovie dovie<3
I wish kai would get a P.O box
moar post more often! :)
Beauty gahroos needs to do more blogtv. Brings us trolls together. :)
http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.82221646.jpg
wtf is this?
moar baby hi!!!! where are the other trolls cuz its been so dead lately
lol i'll try. i've been working like 40 hour weeks lately:( so by the time i get home, i just wanna go to bed
6:38 #1 i have no idea! i talk to them on twitter.
Yeah, where has everyone been?! :(
what kind of job do you have moar?
every1 has been supper busy having a casual day at home ...
like kai .. lulz
SO HAPPY I COULD DIE! AND IT'S ALRIGHT!
LOL FOREVER at kai's ~casual days~ at home. it doesnt even make sense coming from her since everyday is a casual day. wtf
moar is a shampoo girl in lisa's basement shop
Kai stared at herself in the mirror, making sure her fox tan was even. tonight would be the night her and davey would seal the deal. her mother was out on a date with a man she met on match.com and bella was locked in the living room closet. tonight, nothing would distract them. david knocked on the door. "hey woman! i'm hungry, lets get this over with so i can eat!" kai tried to undress him with her eyes. "what's wrong with your face? queef?" she blushed.
6:44 #2 lol irl
hahaha i work at a deli type place. its pretty lame, but the money is really good and they work around my school schedule
6:29 #2 toothbrush bracelets are so awesome! theyre the new sillybandz!
LOL KAIROTICA
fill in the blank story
My mom told me to stop fucking pot pies . Since I didn't listen to her, I smoked baconators instead. If I did everything my mom told me to do, I'd have kimmis panties and davey's penis for dinner every night. Instead of wearing pink thongs to school, I'd wear blue bandoos . She'd have me reading books like a day in the life of a Rosebud slave books rather than Porn Magazines . I know she'd want me to listen to davey's guitar and bloodxsweatxguitar . (I much prefer davit's parents house .) When my mom and I whore ourselves we have more fun than lisa fowlers huge tits . I wouldn't trade her for Bella , even if I had the choice.
oh wow i remember making tooth brush bracelets! let's get kai into the trend 'lol where can i get those bracelets that look like toothbbrushes lol i lahv them'
yah where the hell is everyone & whos missin moar who do you talk to
wait can you actual use them?
Jesus all the lame scene fucks on stickam are just sitting there starring at the camera. Who am I to troll!?
if im just laying around the house all day, i HATE wearing makeup. i mean, kai wonders why she has such shitty skin?
forthegirls.com
are any of you /b/tards
6:59 lol if only you could troll them with jessi slaughter and her dad.
gah the way kai pronounces curtains bugs me "curdins" just like "buddins"
I have no idea what kai will do with herself when she's like 30, how can she live with herself by just sitting at home no school no job no nothing. Mama wilcher is willing to pay for everything, why not go to a good university, but then again she probably wouldn't be able to get in. All kai does is take advice on how she looks never on anything that actually betters in life .. lulz forever
call 7035035341 and tell them there's a video of their daughter stripping on the internet
i mean matters ... lulz
i used to go to 4chan for the luzly pics and threads,but the guys on there would always bring up porn, so i stopped going
i fail at typing tonight lol sorry everywannnnnnn
yeah there's a lot of fucking porn on 4chan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8cKaBvaDGM
lulz
I go on there occasionally because my boyfriend frequents it. But I'm not a hardcore 4channer. lol
Right. I much prefer this blog. I also really don't like 4chan's layout. It's hard to read and frequent things.
this is the first i have heard of toothbrush bracelets. Great way to recycle and I'm sure it was a conversation piece.
lol when i first found this blog i thought it was like a girl verison of 4chan
Guys... at least Kai gets dressed during the day. She's lazy as fuck and if she didn't get dressed, do her makeup and shower (once in a while), then you guys would be on her for doing absolutely nothing all day.
4chan cured my cancer.
Poor Kai, she just can't win.
dey see me trolling dey hatin tryna catch me posting derrrty
we're not your army 7:12 ;) do it yourself.
Fanfiction on kai? At least make it funny
http://www.whosthecutest.com/
Most of 4chan consists of guys. It's nice to have you bitches to talk to. <3
http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1213901519901.jpg.%5Broflposters.com%5D.myspace.jpg
8200
I WANNA SEE KAIS CURDINS AND POSTAS!
I WANNA SEE KAIS CURDINS AND POSTAS!
I WANNA SEE KAIS CURDINS AND POSTAS!
sorry but i do, lol. im surprised there isn't a video about them...yet:)
^ lol sahrry
David and Kai walked out of the late night showing of eclipse hand and hand. Kai raved about the amazing movie they had just seen. "David, wasn't that thuper awesome Jacob looked so thexy!" David looked into kai's playful brown eyes and said "Yeah, babe it was wonderful I always have a good time with you" David and Kai waited in front of the theatre for Lisa's blue toyota to pick them up. The still, humid evening air added a magical aura to their romantic date. Lisa's car pulled up the front of the mall doors. David and Kailyn climbed into the back seat. Lisa slurred "How was the movie kids!?" It was apparent Lisa had more than a few drinks. Ever since her blind date last week, Lisa had been little on the edge. She spent most of her evening holed up in the master bathroom downing multiple bottles of Jack. David answered "It was fine, Mrs. Wilcher" Even though david and lisa had a strong mutual dislike for each other, they did keep a cordial relationship. Lisa started to drive down the road to the best of her abilities. The car swivled from side to side but Lisa continued to drive. "OK KIDS, i'm going into the liquor store it'll just be a second" Kailyn hesitantly watched Lisa walk into the liquor store full of burly, oversized men. But Kai knew Lisa could handle herself. 10 minutes past by. David and Kai sat in awkward silence. Kailyn always had trouble carrying on conversations, espeically since the pot pie incident. But they were working to rebuild their relationship. David scooted closer to Kailyn in the backseat. He put his heavy arm around her neck. He whispered into her ear, next to her new piercing, "Want to try something wild baby?" Kai got nervous and giggled-exhaled "Oh Davit, i don't know huhu what did you have in mind?" David slowly slid his pudgy hands under kai's blouse and caressed the straps of Kai's lace bra. He then continued to plant a soft peck on kai's chubby, undefined but still adorable cheeks. Kailyn turned her jaw turns davey and returned his peck with a passionate kiss. Kailyn pushed davey back on the leather seat of Lisa's seats and straddled over Davey's thighs. Things were heated, and the small car quickly filled with sexual excitement. Davey groped every part of Kai's body. Letting his hands explore her pregnancy weight stomach, and her soft breasts. He continued to remove her clothes, enjoying the feeling of Kailyns dazzleglass against the skin on his face. Kailyn slid her hand in between Davey's thighs and removed his cargo pants. She slid of his boxers and disregarded the crumpled clothes on the car floor. She gently cupped David's tiny but efficient penis in the palm of her hand. She gripped it by the shaft and went up and down. By this time the juices of Kailyn's pink little pussy were more than ready. Davey kissed and cupped her breast so eager to be inside her warm vagina. He quickly removed kai from on top of him and laid her in an upright position against the window. He stuck his rock hard cock between the moist lips of her vagina and wiggled it in until he was full inside. He then proceeded to thrust slowly at first, but then gain momentum as time passed. Kailyn moaned sounds of pleasures over and over in a frazzled state. She screamed and could barely contain herself. She needed something to grab onto. She grabbed the seat belt and yanked but that didn't even help the moans escaping her lip gloss covered lips. Davey thrusted harder and moaned out in pleasure as well. Kailyn was about to climax. She looked to the door of the liquor store where mama wilcher had just finished up at the counter. Lisa had opened the door and was heading into the parking lot back to her car. Davey was still engrosssed in the amazing sex they were having..... (to be continued)
David and Kai walked out of the late night showing of eclipse hand and hand. Kai raved about the amazing movie they had just seen. "David, wasn't that thuper awesome Jacob looked so thexy!" David looked into kai's playful brown eyes and said "Yeah, babe it was wonderful I always have a good time with you" David and Kai waited in front of the theatre for Lisa's blue toyota to pick them up. The still, humid evening air added a magical aura to their romantic date. Lisa's car pulled up the front of the mall doors. David and Kailyn climbed into the back seat. Lisa slurred "How was the movie kids!?" It was apparent Lisa had more than a few drinks. Ever since her blind date last week, Lisa had been little on the edge. She spent most of her evening holed up in the master bathroom downing multiple bottles of Jack. David answered "It was fine, Mrs. Wilcher" Even though david and lisa had a strong mutual dislike for each other, they did keep a cordial relationship. Lisa started to drive down the road to the best of her abilities. The car swivled from side to side but Lisa continued to drive. "OK KIDS, i'm going into the liquor store it'll just be a second" Kailyn hesitantly watched Lisa walk into the liquor store full of burly, oversized men. But Kai knew Lisa could handle herself. 10 minutes past by. David and Kai sat in awkward silence. Kailyn always had trouble carrying on conversations, espeically since the pot pie incident. But they were working to rebuild their relationship. David scooted closer to Kailyn in the backseat. He put his heavy arm around her neck. He whispered into her ear, next to her new piercing, "Want to try something wild baby?" Kai got nervous and giggled-exhaled "Oh Davit, i don't know huhu what did you have in mind?" David slowly slid his pudgy hands under kai's blouse and caressed the straps of Kai's lace bra. He then continued to plant a soft peck on kai's chubby, undefined but still adorable cheeks. Kailyn turned her jaw turns davey and
returned his peck with a passionate kiss. Kailyn pushed davey back on the leather seat of Lisa's seats and straddled over Davey's thighs. Things were heated, and the small car quickly filled with sexual excitement. Davey groped every part of Kai's body. Letting his hands explore her pregnancy weight stomach, and her soft breasts. He continued to remove her clothes, enjoying the feeling of Kailyns dazzleglass against the skin on his face. Kailyn slid her hand in between Davey's thighs and removed his cargo pants. She slid of his boxers and disregarded the crumpled clothes on the car floor. She gently cupped David's tiny but efficient penis in the palm of her hand. She gripped it by the shaft and went up and down. By this time the juices of Kailyn's pink little pussy were more than ready. Davey kissed and cupped her breast so eager to be inside her warm vagina. He quickly removed kai from on top of him and laid her in an upright position against the window. He stuck his rock hard cock between the moist lips of her vagina and wiggled it in until he was full inside. He then proceeded to thrust slowly at first, but then gain momentum as time passed. Kailyn moaned sounds of pleasures over and over in a frazzled state. She screamed and could barely contain herself. She needed something to grab onto. She grabbed the seat belt and yanked but that didn't even help the moans escaping her lip gloss covered lips. Davey thrusted harder and moaned out in pleasure as well. Kailyn was about to climax. She looked to the door of the liquor store where mama wilcher had just finished up at the counter. Lisa had opened the door and was heading into the parking lot back to her car. Davey was still engrosssed in the amazing sex they were having..... (to be continued)
"It's nice to have you bitches to talk to. <3"
Awwe same to u! Trollin' bitches <3
stop spamming
oh lord
you can stop now, the kai stories aren't funny.
lmaooooo
^I came.
ONCE YOU GO BLACK
YOU NEVER GO BACK
Did Thesmalltowngirl19 ever resurface?
I'm probably going to go back tonight and masturbate to that
WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF KAIS VIDEOS THEY'RE GONE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc-S9xw6pMU
this made me lol
"Letting his hands explore her pregnancy weight stomach, and her soft breasts. He continued to remove her clothes, enjoying the feeling of Kailyns dazzleglass against the skin on his face"
god that band is so shitty
all the troll videos of kai are gone!
what do you mean all kai's trolls videos are gone...
Kai and Smellen must have flagged the shit out of the troll vids since they're best buddies nao
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