So most of us are aware that Blair and her sister Elle have been in NYC for Fashion Week. They're contributing editors for MarieClaire.com (and failing miserably, I might add) and the completely embarrassing article that Blair wrote about the first fashion show they went to was reason enough for a new post. HOWEVER, we all know that Elle and Blair are particularly good at digging their own graves and getting caught up in their own bullshit, case and point;
It's September 11th. A day for remembrance and mourning for those who tragically lost their lives 9 years ago. "Happy" is NEVER a word anyone should ever associated with this day, so imagine the response from trolls AND fans when Blair tweeted this;
And if that wasn't bad enough, ELLE tries to defend her;
No. There's no excuse for what Blair posted other than that shes a completely insensitive, ignorant, uneducated little girl who SHOULD be crying, just like everyone else was crying on September 11th 2001. NO ONE should be giving her any sympathy for what she said.
Now, since we're already on the topic of the pathetic QVC sisters, let's talk about the horrible blog article Blair wrote that was mentioned earlier.
This is the article;
http://www.marieclaire.com/fashion/fashionista-blog/bcbg-spring-2011
and this is the show she wrote about;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahZBRoaD-0A
I'm pretty sure anyone could have done a better job writing this article. She mentioned colors - ooh good job Blair, so glad your eyes work - and that was about the extent of her review. Oh, other than the fact that she basically insulted the designer, saying his music selection was "blah" and "wacky". Sorry bb, I guess your only acceptable music choices would have been Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber.
I don't normally say this, but I really do encourage every one reading this to link it to the "OMG LEAVE BALIR ALONE" tweeters. Blair has done a lot of shitty things during her youtube career, but this definietly takes the cake and deserves the attention of the little girls who idolize Blair.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP WILLIAM OR IM GOING TO HACK YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL
don't hack william!
Does anyone know if lollipop26 is part of partners? Does she get paid or is she still a genuine guru? i like her, i hope shes not a sell out.
she's been a partner for a long time...
"how is this proof? doesnt even look like her"
lol that was obviously from mrfili himself
the comments are almost full, hopefully the next post will be on williamx..
yeah, hopefully...
@11:31 thats disappointing
post on william! post on william!
partner ≠ sellout
post on williamx.
Please do one on william.
OK who the hell is the William guy and why is he on here begging for a post about himself?
You can stop with the William post comments. He isn't getting a post so sit the fuck down.
Yeah, being a partner doesnt mean you're not genuine. Its when gurus start churning out one sponsored video after another, thats when you know they're not genuine (like the qvc sisters)
how is it disappointing? she's been a partner the whole time you've liked her videos. that doesn't change anything.
i want a williamx post.
You're not getting one.
Can you shut the fuck up already? It's not even funny. William will never got a post and you need to sit the fuck down.
I actually like msfili i dont see the point of outing her as a dude, i mean buying subscribers is pretty embarassing but whatver you know
this is pathetic those pics dont even look like her and you have no proof that shes a man.
Yeah, totez looks nothing like her guise...
http://i53.tinypic.com/2kirev.jpg
I actually used to think mrfili was funny but its sad how he keeps denying that he's a man and keeps trying to pretend thats not him in the photos..
first HER name is ashlee which is a girls name. and she has long lady hair and no facial hair. and she has a girls voice.
11:52 People can change their names, men can grow out their hair, shaving gets rid of facial hair, and I'm sure some men have a womans voice. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDlekllfl2A
Listen @ 3:18
I wonder if her being detained had anything to do with her big "secret" LOL.
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l91yveUTZr1qc0enlo1_500.jpg
omg looking at this msfili person... how can you not tell they were one a man
she's not a man and stop posting that picture of that other guy.
i think a post on msfili buing subscribers and views is a must
omg how fricken pathetic to resort to paying for people to watch you and subscribe lol
A must? No not really, but i have a feeling its gonna hapoen anyway
Uhhh one look at msfili and you can tell its a guy. Straight up DUDE! It almost seems like a joke that hes pretending to be a woman. He's got 5 o'clock shadow!
"Ashleey" was actually originally a male's name. Nowadays, it's a unisex name, as is any name.
Why post on MRfili buying subs & views when there wasn't one on the douchebag Michael or whatever who did the exact same thing. I personally don't like MRfili - it is clearly a dude, and I don't want to see the proof.
Shane Dawson is more of a woman than msfili.
i would like to see a post about msfili with side by side pics of those two and the part about her paying people to subscribe to her and view her wow thats a whole new low for a guru
can someone explain the "pot pie incident"?
and kai's mouth shape looks like a boomerang when she smiles.
is it really physically impossible for her to smile with her mouth closed?
OK WUT I had no idea who this msfili person was, so I just looked it up.....ARE THERE HONESTLY PEOPLE WHO THINK HES A FEMALE??? LOL WUT! he doesn't even have a fem face at all, his voice is completely fake sounding....wtf
I think he's just trying to see how far he can take it on youtube. It's not a woman. Not a single part of him is feminine or womanly. He's a dude.
i dont think being a partner makes you a sellout... i think its awesome people can make money out of youtube... its paid reviews that makes you a sellout... how can you trust a review if the person has been paid $100+...they say that get about 20 offers everyday and only pick out the best... they pick out the people who will pay the most... the reason people get paid so much for reviews is because companies are bidding for their product to be reviewed but they dont know how much the guru is being paid by other companies so they make a guess and to be on the safe side offer shitloads of money... its worth it considering gurus can sell out a product with the snap of their fingures
lmao msfili buys her views and subs from ebay hahahaha
hmmm maybe that's why her adsense got taken away they caught her lmao
HOLY SHIT
ELLES VIDEO COMMERCIAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--8RUjug3V4
1302 LIKES
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i bet that isolez company is mad that half the people disliked her video.
they probably paid her a huge amount to make that video and be their spokesperson....like i bet somewhere in the $40,000 range.
they flew her and blair out just to try it. that alone would be expensive 2 flights there and 2 flights home plus transportation from the airport etc.
$40,000 is actually a total bargain if thats all they paid her so im sure it was more.
she has a huge audience that wants her product recomendations and is known for selling out the guess website and stores. you can't even get a decent ad placement in a magazine for $40,000 and most people don't even read those ads so for direct attention from young, impressionable teens they paid her big bucks.
Can someone get me kais IP address?! i dont think i have the right one...
did msfili really pay for views and for people to subscribe on ebay? thats pathetic. i didnt even know ebay sold that kinda stuff :/
STICKYLIPGLOSS AGED 50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcpx8O82KLM&feature=player_embedded
LMAO msfili protected her tweets again. It was unprotected just an hour ago.
what happened to msfili before when she freaked out and deleted all her videos and started that second private twitter?
1335 likes; 1349 dislikes
nice :)
lol @ Lauren using "honest" as the one word to describe Blair.
Is it me or does Lauren have a jacked up grill?
Her teeth look weird...
NEW KAIKAI VIDEO TO BRIGHTEN UP YOUR TUESDAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGNxevpdtCM
HONEYTHUCKLE
It was so obvious that Lauren was lieing when she called Elizabeth honest. Her eyes were all over the place. Lizzy probably told her to say she was honest. When they were calling each other beautiful it looked like Lizzy wanted to kiss her, lol. She kept staring at her lips.
9:00 It's not just you, she has messed up teeth.
elle should do a best friend vlog ... oh, oops.
that vlog didn't seem real at all. lizzy never mentioned lauren until this winter so them meeting in 6th grade. they prob met at a party or some shit. and i know its been said for a while that they aren't close anymore which im not sure if thats true but anyway you can tell in this video their friendship is soooo awkward.
Oh thanks for defining "best friend" at the beginning there. I would have never known.
9:40 tbh lauren may be the only thing blair has been honest about. she's mentioned her in videos and on twitter loads.
i wonder if, when kai is not make a video/not with davit/sitting at home, her mouth is closed.
i can picture her sitting on her bed doing nothing with her mouth wide open since it seems so difficult for her to close it. even when she talks, you can tell
"elle should do a best friend vlog ... oh, oops."
haha, exactly.
isn't that the same lauren from the screencaps of blairs facebook? she said she was going to be famous too... lmao.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=631193658
laurens fb
extensions fail. they're worse than elle's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xvqk3WPFRw&feature=sub
ELLES INFOMERCIAL
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MakeupbyMel
I am SO entering Danny into this without him knowing! HAHAHA! Would you guys vote for him? http://www.urbandecaymanhunt.com/contest_info.asp
HAHAHAHA YES MEL CUZ UR BF IS SO "HAWTTTT"
Fucking hell 14:14 long ass Blair video
fuck that shit i aint watching that squeeky qvc advertise her dumbass life when i could be watching paint dry
is mels danny a guido or a quasi modo?
don't perfumes go bad? kai said she's had that perfume for a few YEARS now...
have you seen kais mental state? she must drink that perfume
lmao
11:07 & 11:09
that perfume must be a fine fucking vintage
blairs lauren video
"your best friend chooses you"
so why did lauren choose you blair? To leach off your youtube fame and free product?
ellefowler I'm totally in the mood for one of those cooling eye depuffing masks. I'm gonna go search to see if I have one.
@ 11:07 perfumes take forever to go bad, in fact some perfumes such as Chanels smell better after a few years.
lauren has some good sized tittays. i'd suck them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iduLVjeuxOY
DAMN AFRICA WHAT HAPPENED?!
Is she officially pregnant? Like has she announced it?
aren't lauren's boobs fake?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iduLVjeuxOY
SHIT! SHES A CHUCKY DOLL COME TO LIFE
where did all her hair go? she looks like shes balding
11:24
id suck them
sticky if your going to get a bewb job. those are some perfect ass tits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iduLVjeuxOY
is she one of the little people from the wizard of oz?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iduLVjeuxOY
does she have growth hormone deficiency?
she has the appearance of a 13 year old but with wrinkly skin
I <3 THIS BITCH BLOG
camille i want to ride you like a horse
i want davit to molest me with his fat rolls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iduLVjeuxOY
is she a hobbit?
LIL' PEOPLE REPREZENT!
lmao at the end of the video blairxxl says shes not preggers
you have your white makeup gurus your black makeup gurus
your asian make up gurus
your gay gurus
and now your MIDGET MAKEUP GURUS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iduLVjeuxOY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iduLVjeuxOY
wud ingram go for her?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iduLVjeuxOY
my speakers arent working.does she speak with a chipmunk voice?
I have no idea how anyone can ever believe Msfili was born a woman. The first time I saw his video, I messaged him asking if he was a man and he flipped out swearing at me lol. I wasn't even asking in a mean way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iduLVjeuxOY
she looks like she has big hairy feet.
whats her dayjob?
Taking the ONE RING to MORDOR?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iduLVjeuxOY
Halloween tutorials this chick can do.
ventriliquist dummy
hobbit
bride of chucky doll
wizard of oz munchkin
12 year old girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij8xLKWrdhI&feature=related
she had sex sex sex
you all should check out xxmakeupiscoolxx shes so pretty and talented and funny :]
I dont think Lizzy had to ask lauren to be in the best friend vlog. They've had it planned for a while. That video was as fake as lauren's boobs!
@11:45
put a paperbag over her head first
Kai stop saying "Hi YouTube". You sound EXTRA SPECIAL!!! YouTube is NOT watching your video, people are watching. Everywannn & Pretty People are watching your video's!!! Go back to one of those!
if your man is horny and youre not
show him this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij8xLKWrdhI&feature=related
blairxxl's hair looks like its thinning. she needs her eyebrows filled so bad.
lol my captcha butfalla
lauren shud be a stripper and get wasted on keystone light
favorite perfumes? i need a new one.
lauren shud make a youtube channel decorating her bewbs in MAC
ok kai you love her boobs we get it
Lauren looks like she has Down's. Its her puffy eyes. And the curved top teeth... you'd think parent's who can afford to buy their daughter tits would buy her some dental reconstruction too.
11:55 AM i like marc jacobs lola & versace bright crystal.
I JUST WANT TO SMELL GOOD FOR DAVIT
She has a 4.thousand GPA ... cuz she fucks her teachers! Go Lauren!!!
@11:58
a little too high end for you
try eau de toilet
how do you guys know lauren has fake boobs?
Lauren needs to get some braces.
Girl has a jacked up grill.
My fave perfumes are ultraviolet by paco rabanne, armani code and gucci rush 2.
was blair at the beach with lauren? how come she didnt tweet a picture of laurens tits?
i bet meganheartsmakeup was pissed when dkny paid elle buckets of money to rave about `megans signature scent` be delicious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u1FJepniys&feature=channel
We saw enough of lauren's tits during those Halloween pics. Girl is fooling no one. She's a whore.
Lauren is ugly, her teeth are messed up, her eyes are real puffy and her face is flat.
if i was her i would get braces before i get my boobies done.
I think Lauren got some of her nose cut off too. Look at the shirt she wore to school. Low cut and jiggling her tittay's around. BOo Whore!
be delicious doesn't even smell that great, i don't know why everyone on youtube loves it.
Lauren and lizzy are the plastic surgery bff's. Lizzy just needs to get some tit's. Lizzy looks like a pig.
So how long till Lauren get's a youtube channel?
Wheres this picture of lauren dressing skanky to school
facebook & watch the bff video.
sticky get laurens tittay!
i want
youtube.com/user/kaileemckenzie
she kind of looks like glassfailbeauty
12:23 That girl looks like a young brunette jesse jane
http://www.youtube.com/vadisrad
THERE IS NO WAY SHE'S 25 WITH KIDS WTF
nevermind, she's blonde. I watched a video when she was brunette.
Blair's FTC, Sarcastic much?
"FTC Disclaimer:
NO, Lauren is not paying me to include her in this video. None of the products or things mentioned were given to us for free, and none of the companies mentioned are paying me for this video. This is just a fun random vlog video. All opinions are our own."
No she might not be getting paid for it, but I'm sure this isn't the last we will see of Lauren.
i emailed that company the elle did the infomercial for to express my disgust with them choosing her as their "spokesmodel".
i would encourage you all to do the same. these companies have no idea about the bad feedback she gets because they see that she has done all of these amazing things and has a huge audience.
if people start contacting these companies the word will soon get around in the industry and these companies will stop associating themselves with her.
that video has more dislikes then likes because elle monitors her comments on such a tight leash and doesnt let anything past that is constructive feedback or legitimate questions.
i left a comment yesterday and all i asked was "what does sponsored mean? does that mean you are getting paid? and also i was wondering how much is this treatment :)" and she did not approve it.
that is hella shady
and if you notice she is not answering anyones questions on how much it is.
i think the only reason she didnt approve mine was because i asked her if sponsored = paid. i was in no way at all rude. just had a legit question.
shady as fuck.
you will never ever see lisa fowler do a best friend or boyfriend tag. she has NO friends and no boyfriend. she's worst off that kai. lisa just has her sister (who she seems to be rivals with since her younger sister is more successful than her), her parents, and her cats.
kai should beg mama wilcher for money for plastic surgery. kai should get big implants put in, get a nose job (make her tip bigger and shape it so her nostrils arent so pig like), get a chin shaving like heidi montag, and maybe some lipo. she'll be thuper gorgeous and can be what she pictures in her head. because we all know she sees some super model when she looks in the mirror.
lauren is such a whore. why would she wear top like that with her tits hanging out and she has to keep closing it making sure she doesnt pop out. i guess since she paid for those things she has to make sure theyre on display
if kai got plastic surgery she would delete her channel before getting the surgery, then after she's healed she'd pop back up and act like nothing happened.
HAI EVERYWAAN! IM BACK! I WENT ON A LIL VACATION! I NO I LOOK THUPER DIFFERENT! I GOT A HAIR CUT AND DO MY MAKEUP DIFFERENTLY! *GIGGLE EXHALE*
Lauren goes to my school. She's stuck up. Her boobs are as fake as her personality in that video. She's a loud mouth skank in real life.
Lizzy is dog ugly.
juicystar07 is a lesbian and lauren her "best friend" is actually her lover.
"my mom got me this as a christmas (!) present a few years (!!) ago!"
wtf kai, why do a review on the perfume now when it's years old? is that even sold anymore?
I don't mind Kai "reviewing" the perfume that much, but it just seems like she's pulling random stuff from her room to "review". I begrudgingly applaud her for finally reviewing things NOT sent to her, but from TWO YEARS AGO? lolwut
Not to mention, there was no point to review it; no one requested her to do it.
Kai, just stick to things you bought specifically to try out (like that new foundation you didn't really need lulz).
This is going to be random .. but do you guys remember back on kaikaiz old channel she would have like $300 hauls every damn day and she would always say " I bought all this stuff with money i saved from christmas and birthdays"
I would always think this bitch be lying unless she got $10,000 as 'holiday' money. I really wish she still had her old videos up they would be soo much lulz more entertainment then whats on TV these days .. :(
yes lulz, she always used that excuse. i kept thinking how many holidays is this bitch celebrating? jfc.
kai's dad gives her money ever wednesday when he goes to visit. i guess when she was still a minor he gave her way more so she could afford $300 hauls. now that she's 20 i guess he gives her less money so she can only afford walmart hauls and drugstore makeup.
hi youtube! im doin a review on thith mac lipthtick, it came out in 2005. now its sposed to be pink but it turned this rly weird color *giggle exhale* and now its green but its thuper pretty and gorgeous =] i love it.
3:30 gorgeouth* ;)
thorry thumtimeth my lipth acth up
kai really really really needs to either upload her old videos on her foreverkailyn channel or make another channel called kaikhaos or something and upload all her old videos. im sure she has them all saved. she would get tons of views!
WE WANT TO SEE YOUR OLD VIDEOS KAI!!! UPLOAD THEM! YOU'RE STUPID NOT TO!!!
kai is a loose snatch girl with no morals
elle sounds italian american in her latest video... how long was she in new york for?
1435 likes
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also i think elle is prettier than blair but she ages 20 years in photos its weird
i think she sounds like that lady who was allergic to flu shots. anyone know who im talking about?
i tried calling msfili and it said 'the customer you are calling is unavailable'
kai uploaded another haul... what happened to doing one every few weeks? stop hoarding you fat bitch.
do a post on williamx!
I LUUUUUUV PUNKIN PIE IT STHMELTH JUST LIKE PUNKIN
KAI HAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT WOOT!!!!!!!!
Yeah, she was supposed to be doing "collective" hauls. Guess not.
KAI HAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT WOOT!!!!!!!!
"the mall i went to is 20 minutes away"
oh my kai, that must have been a long big trip for you! anything outside of the neighborhood is thuper far!
... she's done six hauls in the past week alone.
lol ikr 4:19
"i dont go there often since it's not near me"
jfc it's 20 minutes away! how is it not near her?
I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY THAT. 20 MINS IS FAR? ARE YOU SRS?
the walmart and cvs kai always goes to must be in her backyard if she thinks driving 20 minutes to a mall is far.
you should post about williamx
lol @ 20 minutes being too far for her. that just proves that she never goes anywhere.
I cant see kais new haul, its mot showing up on her channel
YOU GUISE I HAD TO SIT IN THE CAR FOR A WHOLE 20 MINUTES! CAN U BELIEVE THAT?! 20 MINUTES! THATS A THUPPPERRR LONG TIME! LUCKY I HAD MY CELL PHONE TO KEEP ME BUSY AND I LIP SYNCED TO THE SONGS ON THE RADIO! *GIGGLE EXHALE*
my school is an hour away, kai acts like such a little kid I mean sure 20mins is long if you're like 4. I bet if the mall was 45min away kai would call it a 'vacation haul'or 'road trip haul' lol
oh kaikaiz
I bet Kai only thinks it's far because Mama Wilcher tells her it's far. Like when a parents fibs to a child and says "oh we can't go to the mall it's too far!" so that the kid doesn't keep asking to go. I can't believe a 20 year old woman thinks a 20 minutes drive is "far". Some people I know drive an hour to work every morning.
YOU GUISE THE REASON I RUN OUT OF BREAT SO EASILY IS BECAUSE MY TONGUE IS TOO BIG FOR MY MOUTH. IT GETS IN THE WAY OF THE AIR
"I bet if the mall was 45min away kai would call it a 'vacation haul'or 'road trip haul' lol"
rofl she so would. HAI EVERYWAAN I WENT ON A MINI VACATION! I WENT ON A THUPER FAR TRIP TO A MALL IT WAS THUPER EXCITING! IT WAS 59 MINUTES AWAY THAT'S THOOOOOOPER FAR!
YOU GUISE I AM GUD AT CUNIG-CUNIG-CUNIGU-- GOING DOWN ON A GIRL.
MY TONGUE IS SO LONG. I IMAGINE IM EATING A BACONATOR. I CAN GO FOR HOURS
lol kai is so fucking retarded
OMGZZZ I WENT ON A 20 MIN CAR TRIP THATS THUPER FARR! I DONT GO OFTEN CUZ ITS NOT NEAR ME!!!! WAAH WAAH
didnt kai go to that mall before, and didnt she mention the "it's so far it's 20 minutes away" line too? this is all familiar :/
isn't kai's grandma's beach house only a few hours away? even with that she acts like she left the country.
" i needed more fancier earrings since i don't have any and i wanted moarr "
wtf kaikai for what, do you have a work conference to go to or a cocktail party. I don't understand this chick and how mama wilcher allows her to act like this, it's soo weird :s
kai is a loose snatch girl with no morals! i c u
http://i52.tinypic.com/wvzdwj.jpg
testing out which ones you can use for "fun times" ;)
i know one way to get Kai to leave the house and travel in any direction you want and to go for miles and miles and miles and for hours and hours and hours.
get on kais back.
take a baconator. tie it to a piece of string and put it at the end of a stick.
dangle it in front of kai.
kai said she wore her denim leggings in her fun fashion video.... but she still went to return them because they were too big. you should have returned them after you tried them on once. not after wearing then for a whole day. nasty bitch
@ 4:48
lol now every time i see a bottle in kai's room i cant help but wonder if it's been in her secret garden
i hate kai's shopping habits. just because something is on sale or cheap she has to grab 10 of them. she's literally a hoarder. instead of seeing a sale and saying OH I'LL GRAB ONE OF THOSE she's like OH A SALE LET ME GRAB ONE IN EVERY COLOR!! I WANT MOARRRR! kai, you don't save money if you grab 5 of one item. you end up spending way more.
kai doesnt even leave her fucking bedroom, but she always buys every color of an item or multiples of it 'just in case'.
why does kai buy cheap shit though ?? if mama wilcher loves to buy her anything shouldn't she be hitting up saks fifth and 'what not'.
does kai have a video of her eating a baconator?
"i hate kai's shopping habits. just because something is on sale or cheap she has to grab 10 of them."
Ugh, this. It's fucking ridiculous.
Kai can't just have one or two of anything. She needs a whole collection of them. It's really disgusting and she's been doing hauls every other day. It's not even funny anymore, it's really pathetic and sad.
kai hoards because she's trying to fill the void of having no friends and being alone. most hoarders are like that.
does she buy five baconators in one go?
most people have spice racks. kai has a baconator rack.
I'm surprised this heffer doesn't have a fridge in her bedroom. Then she wouldn't have to get off of her ass period.
The Wendy’s Baconator has a name usually reserved for those college students who fully take advantage of the all-you-can-eat breakfast bar in the dormitory cafeteria or the wingmen who takes home the fat chicks.
It’s a simple burger that doesn’t have any secret sauces, fancy breads, exotic cheeses, special meats, or vegetables. It’s just two lightly salted quarter pound patties of ground beef, six strips of bacon, two slices of cheese, ketchup, and mayonnaise in between a bun.
In this day and age of Ciabatta bread and chipotle peppers, the Baconator’s simplicity is comforting, like freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and milk or nestling my head in between the voluptuous bosom of a woman.
Of course, what’s not comforting about the Baconator is its nutritional values, which makes the Big Mac’s seem small, like a penis after being dunked in the cold water.
While the Baconator has 830 calories, 51 grams of fat, 22 grams of saturated fat, 2.5 grams of trans fat, 170 milligrams of cholesterol, and 1,920 milligrams of sodium, the Big Mac has the less artery-clogging values of 540 calories, 29 grams of fat, 10 grams of saturated fat, 1.5 grams of trans fat, 75 milligrams of cholesterol. and 1,040 milligrams of sodium.
With all that meat and its nutritional values, the Baconator is not a burger that you would want to eat often or during your recovery from triple bypass surgery or in the middle of a Weight Watchers meeting or in the lion’s den at a zoo or at a PETA protest. But if you can eat several of these in one sitting, you should be given the nickname, “Baconator-tor.”
Despite its unhealthiness and fugliness in the picture above, the Baconator a pretty good burger. It was smaller than I thought it would be, but it’s a pretty dense burger. As a matter of fact, when I was carrying the paper Wendy’s bag it came in, it kind of felt like it was going to fall through the bottom.
As for its taste, the smokiness from the bacon complimented well with the juicy ground beef patties and the two slices of cheese. The ketchup and mayonnaise added a nice creamy tomato flavor to it. All together, it created a simple, classic taste, like something I would’ve gotten from a drive-in restaurant from the 1950s.
But all is not perfect with this burger. Wendy’s claims the Baconator has six strips of bacon, and it technically does, but those strips were awfully short. I know bacon shrinks significantly when cooked, but it would probably take two or three strips from the Baconator to equal one strip of bacon from a package I bought from the store and fried on my own.
Overall, it’s a really good burger. Although, after eating one, I feel like my lifespan has shortened a little bit. Again, it’s simple with a classic taste, which I really like.
I wish I could say the same for the type of women I like, which is high-maintenance, high heels, and with a high tolerance of me.
Item: Wendy’s Baconator
Price: $6.49 (Small Combo)
Purchased at: Wendy’s
Rating: 4 out of 5
Pros: Simple burger with a classic taste. Heavy burger. Half pound of beef. Freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and milk. Resting my head in between the voluptuous bosom of a woman.
Cons: Six strips of bacon were small. Bad nutritional values that make the Big Mac’s look healthy. 2.5 grams of trans fat. Eating meat at a PETA protest. Eating a Baconator at a Weight Watchers meeting.
Where the fuck are going to wear those fancy earrings Kai??
i eat my baconators while i side step at curves.
NUTRITIONAL VALUE OF EATING A BACONATOR IS THE EQUIVALENT OF
Sodium (1920 mg)
180 Pringles potato chips
132 Doritos Cooler Ranch chips
Calories (830)
10 Rolling Rock Light 12 oz bottles
4 Dodger Dogs
5 7-Eleven Cola Slurpees 12 oz
3 Chili Dogs from The Varsity in Atlanta
33 tablespoons of Oscar Mayer Bacon Bits
83 Life Saver Five Flavors candies
166 Starbucks coffees of the week 12 oz
4 Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnuts
Enough Pam No-Stick Cooking Spray to cover 138 10-inch skillets
Fat grams (51)
10 Dolly Madison Zingers
3 orders of A&W cheese fries
4 Dairy Queen banana splits
22 Oreo cookies
51 cups of Froot Loops
10 servings of KFC mashed potatoes with gravy
22 Mrs. Paul's Crunchy Fish Sticks
23 3 Musketeers funsize snacks
1 Sara Lee frozen cheesecake
6 ounces of Oscar Mayer hard salami
19 Chips Ahoy cookies
4 Jimmy Dean Pancake and Sausage on a Stick, chocolate chip flavored
68 Aunt Jemima microwaveable pancakes
Clear!
kai already has more shit then she needs and will never use it all, and she keeps buying more shit. how many body sprays does one bitch need? damn
bon appetite Kai
capture = stair
kai runs out of breath going DOWN the stairs
i think we've underestimated kais baconator eating abilities. i'd say she's ordering triple baconators. have you seen the calories in those things? holy fuck.
am i pretty?
http://i54.tinypic.com/20k4x1d.jpg
in one of her boyfriend tag videos, kai and davit laughed about never going on roadtrips. i think he said their longest car ride was 40 minutes and kai was acting like it was a huge cross country trip.
Why the fuck does she act like 20 minutes is so far away? It takes me 20 minutes to get across town ffs.
school is 20 minutes away for me.
http://www.formspring.me/pinkieischarm
THE REAL PINKIECHARM MADE A FORMSPRING AND SHE HAS TO ACCEPT YOUR ACCOUNT TO ASK HER QUESTIONS WHAT A FUCKING CUNT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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