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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Kailyn-To-English Dictionary

It has come to my attention that Kai uses a variety of words in which some people have no idea what the fuck shes talking about. Fear not, normal English speaking individuals, I have decided to comprise a set of kai-words that may need translating.

Kai Word: English Word
Laygins - Leggings
RepUsentative - Representative
Mirrah - Mirror
Thubthribe - Subscribe
Slave - Salve
a - an
Sood - Suede
Collar - Color
Gontopply - Going To Apply

what else am I missing?!

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Anonymous said...

i don't even think she's 5'4 but i'd say she weighs like 160

Anonymous said...

She said she's 5'2 but Pat said in a blogtv she was taller than that and she lied about her height though I have no idea why the fuck she would lie about being so short. She said once in a blogtv a looong time ago she was around 150 lbs. But she does look bigger...her clothes are completely unflattering. I also remember her saying once her mom wanted to take her to the doctor because she "can't seem to lose weight". Gee, stuffing cheese covered nachos and cake down your throat on a constant basis can't possibly help. Oh well, this is Kai we're talking about. All logic flies out the window with this girl.

Anonymous said...

I'm Guess 155.

Oh and way to be like xsparkage again..
http://tinypic.com/r/25qrzau/6

Anonymous said...

To: I need to Vent

Is there any email we can reach you at? I have something I wanna share with you.

Anonymous said...

lol

I need to vent.. said...

unkn0wncritic@yahoo.com =]

Anonymous said...

She gained some weight for the past few months. Bad fashion choices and weight gain aside, at least she isn't morbidly obese or anything. She would benefit from a gym membership and a healthy diet. I can see her gaining more weight in the future. She better step up with this lifestyle change, or else the world will end and more people will come in droves to this blogspot talking more shit.

Anonymous said...

It's not a really entertaining mispronunciation, but in her latest video, she says "cartlage" instead of "carTIlage".

And I'm guessing 140+.

Anonymous said...

Right, choose the easiest target on youtube to pick on...one that's been ridiculed as having FAS, autism, a learning disability, etc...

Why is it that this blog (and it's followers) almost always seem to choose youtubers with some sort of disability to pick on - whether it be obesity, dyslexia, autism, etc.? Again, is it because they are easy targets? I wouldn't be surprized if you half-wits watch reality shows such as Jerry Springer. Everybody knows that only true losers watch those shows. Why? Only to build themselves up because really they themselves are the pathetic ones. Sure pick on people with disabilities... in the end you all look like the retarded ones, for lack of a better word.

And, yes, you do need to GET A LIFE. Not only are you posting in this blog, but you watch every single video Kailyn put out, snoop on her twitter account, scrutinize her every word and move, read all the comments posted to each of her videos, desperately search for her new accounts, not to mention taking the time out of your "busy" schedule to watch her blogtv. Hey, and this is just ONE youtuber we're talking about! I could go on and on... Yes, you really do need to get a life.

Anyways, truth be told, you all sound jealous of Kailyn because the girl is spoiled and you're not. Hardy-har-har! Good on her!








(And, yes, before the predicable twits can say it, I clearly know I just stooped to your level by posting here. Shame on me.)

I need to vent.. said...

uhh the reason we "pick" on Kailyn is because she's a fucking bitch. She's rude, ungrateful, and yeah, fucking retarded. oh well. deal with it =]

tiff said...

i feel sorry for her that she is breaking out so bad now and it's probably from the makeup! she really needs to learn that ingredients like bismuth can break you out and i'm sure it's in her current makeup. she is probably breaking out also from her eating junk food all the time.

fafinette is also a little slow with words. in her last video, she called her beret hat a "barrett" like hair clips. i have noticed it countless times she mispronounces stuff lol.

Anonymous said...

she is a little on the dum dum side isnt she...i guess smoking weed isnt helping much, either is the mid night munchies she needs to grow the fuck up..i bet ten years from now she will be fat and still be doing youtube videos in her "pink" room..saying "Look what I got from WALMART" or "this one time at grandma's beach house" and more than likely she will have the same braces on as well

I need to vent.. said...

HAHAHA ^^^ i see it too.

Anonymous said...

"O, beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock..."

=]

Anonymous said...

lol this shit is funny..i love it

Anonymous said...

hahahhaha I'd say she's like 140? idk she's pretty average, but she has no awareness of how to dress herself or her shape so it makes her look worse. She just slaps on every semi trendy piece of clothing and calls it ~fashun~

whatwhatinthebutt said...

uh honestly, is anyone actually jealous of Kailyn? What is there to envy? She's unattractive, uneducated, competely unaware of herself, and totally sheltered. She gets a shit ton of stuff, but that doesn't make me jealous. It's either tacky walmart shit, or beyond uncecssary for one person to own.

Anonymous said...

do you guys remember when she had a mullet? lol her hair was a hot mess back in the day dammit all her old videos are gone but she did have a mullet. she also reminds me of cheif wiggums wife from the simpsons..hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

her new video is up and she is having a hard time saying LIPGLOSS

HennyPenny said...

Yes!! She had a mullet...and remember when she dyed the front half of her head platinum blonde while the back remained dark brown!!! WTF?!!

Seriously, I'm glad everyone else notices how much she copies xsparkage. Xsparkage will wear a hat in a video and in Lady KaKa's next 10 videos she will have the same exact type of hat on! xsparkage did a video last year about what to ask for for x-mas and I swear to God, that Kai got 99% of the stuff she recommended. WTF?! She probably hasn't used that mehron or kryolan palette since Dec 26 of last year, after she made sure to make a video showing everyone that she got it. Seriously - get your own style!!!

I hate her credo..."Makeup is my passion!" That's all she ever says about it...like she can't come up with a better line.

Well, at least she got her eyebrows waxed. It used to look like 2 furry caterpillars landed on her face. Seriously, how hairy is she and why doesn't she wax in the name of fashun?!

I hate that she uses "a" and "an" improperly. And that she is probably still trying to get through Twilight....

Anonymous said...

Yea, I'd love to fucking know what the hell would make anyone jealous of Kai?

Anonymous said...

@8:48 I know I'm TOTALLY jealous of Kai! Unfortunately I was born with defined cheekbones, I have a normal metabolism, I went to school, I can hold a job, and I can speak without a lisp. It's so embarrassing.

I long for the day when I can be spoiled with K-Mart fashuns, a closet full of beautiful leggins, and an overabundance of make up that I neither use nor have the ability to apply correctly!

*sigh* I hate my life.

Anonymous said...

Everyone is a size 2 with well-defined cheekbones on the internet, darling. Why not post a photo so that we may be the judge of that?

Anonymous said...

yup I was right i knew she had a mullet..and remember when she showed her hand it was hella hairy..lol and someone made a comment saying wow your hand is really hairy...haha you know i use to like xsparkage but she seems like a stuck up bitch...and she reminds me of a broke down JEM doll im just saying i just dont like her anymore she thinks her shit dont stink but honey it does..ya i think kai's new name should be LADY KAKA representing KMART...

Anonymous said...

Inquiring minds want to know: how is Kailyn ungrateful?

Anonymous said...

Okay , I haver another world for the tranlation of the infamous Kailyn language.

Kai-speek : English
"Push" - Post

See 4:18 of her latest video right when she starts reading from a script written in front of her since she can't handle the pressure of thinking and speaking simultaneously.

Anonymous said...

@9:31 lololol

another addition to the Kai to English dictionary would be "gontopply" as in "going to apply"

Anonymous said...

I need to vent...

I'd love to see a post about nat neagle. She's my most hated "guru". Of all the "gurus" on YouTube, she is all about getting free stuff. She tweets about how much she hates living in an apartment and how her loud neighbors drive her insane. She at one point had the gall to actually put a donation link on her blog and asked her "minions" to give her money so that she could get a house. She confessed to having spent her family's savings on her MAC collection. She is also insanely needy. If she isn't getting enough attention from her "minions" she will tweet about how no one likes her and such. Please please please do a post about her. I'd love to see if others out there find her as annoying as I do!!

Anonymous said...

"Collar" - Color
"lutch" - luxe
"They are about $5.50 each which is very good price" - "They are about

$5.50 which is priced very reasonably."

lip ticks:
- 0:28
- 2:11 (occurs as a nervous tick promptly after feeding pullshit she pulled

from her ass about the cap interlocking feature).
- 3:46
- 4:04 (massive lip tick associated with major spastic smile/exhale right

at the aphex of her explanation of the international shipping issues ...

and I'm assuming the nervous tick stemmed from the obvious LIE that she has

no ability to "help" them ... perhaps money bags mom can come to the rescue

instead ... I'm sure that's what she meant to say)

eye tick:
- 0:29
- 2:33 (occurs as nervous precursor to the pullage of bullshit from the

caverns of her vapid mind)
- 3:21 (her frustration is held back so finely with this tick ... subtle

hint to money bags mom to run out and get MORE!)
- 3:34 (she's having difficulties putting this thought together and it

shows ... again, not suitable to have such poor camera presence)
- 3:46 (occurs in combination with the illusive lip tick as the frustration

build up as she fights to understand the dynamics of ordering Avon products

via your local Avon rep)

Occurances of either "blah blah blah ... which is really cool/great" and or

... "so, yeah ... (no continuation added ... just ends there like we know

what the fuck she just meant to say):
- 2:10
- 2:44
- 2:50
- 3:02 (wtf ... really ... I mean really)
- 3:09 (so ... "go fuck yourself" is what you wanted to say?)
- 3:13 (not wasting money is not "cool" it's frugal or smart ... stupid

child)

1:30 she's talking about lipglosses and shows of a feature of the caps

being that they are interlocking ... and is confused if this is a free

feature or not ... obviously it's the cap that is interlocking so it would

have to be free and why does it really matter anyways?

1:41 Gorilla arms and savagely knawed upon fingernails (yuck) ... certainly

not suitable to be a rep if she can't be presentable.

Gross lip smack 2:23, 2:27

Anonymous said...

sorry about that ... notepad jacked up linebreaks.

Anonymous said...

repost - minus the word wrap issues.

"Collar" - Color
"lutch" - luxe
"They are about $5.50 each which is very good price" - "They are about $5.50 which is priced very reasonably."

lip ticks:
- 0:28
- 2:11 (occurs as a nervous tick promptly after feeding bullshit she pulled from her ass about the cap interlocking feature).
- 3:46
- 4:04 (massive lip tick associated with major spastic smile/exhale right at the aphex of her explanation of the international shipping issues ... and I'm assuming the nervous tick stemmed from the obvious LIE that she has no ability to "help" them ... perhaps money bags mom can come to the rescue instead ... I'm sure that's what she meant to say)

eye tick:
- 0:29
- 2:33 (occurs as nervous precursor to the pullage of bullshit from the caverns of her vapid mind)
- 3:21 (her frustration is held back so finely with this tick ... subtle hint to money bags mom to run out and get MORE!)
- 3:34 (she's having difficulties putting this thought together and it shows ... again, not suitable to have such poor camera presence)
- 3:46 (occurs in combination with the illusive lip tick as the frustration build up as she fights to understand the dynamics of ordering Avon products via your local Avon rep)

Occurances of either "blah blah blah ... which is really cool/great" and or ... "so, yeah ... (no continuation added ... just ends there like we know what the fuck she just meant to say):
- 2:10
- 2:44
- 2:50
- 3:02 (wtf ... really ... I mean really)
- 3:09 (so ... "go fuck yourself" is what you wanted to say?)
- 3:13 (not wasting money is not "cool" it's frugal or smart ... stupid child)

1:30 she's talking about lipglosses and shows of a feature of the caps being that they are interlocking ... and is confused if this is a free feature or not ... obviously it's the cap that is interlocking so it would have to be free and why does it really matter anyways?

1:41 Gorilla arms and savagely knawed upon fingernails (yuck) ... certainly not suitable to be a rep if she can't be presentable.

Gross lip smack 2:23, 2:27

Anonymous said...

Weight estimate: 167lbs

Anonymous said...

"I will link my store in the sidebar or if you don't--if you can't, like--like I know the mark website is U.S. only, or if you don't have a credit card you can contact me and I will try to get you what you're looking for..."
???
Also, you'd think a mark representative would know the basics of shipping.

Anonymous said...

"Some have more shimmer than others, so..this one is probably, has a lot more shimmer than the pink one, depending on what color the shimmer is in the lip gloss, which is cool."

???

Anonymous said...

WHEN IS SHE EVER GOING TO GET A JOB?

Anonymous said...

Kai to english:

"sood/seud" - "suede"

Anonymous said...

she couldn't pronounce delias or abercrombie either on her old channel

Anonymous said...

@9:48 I'm pretty sure you missed the entire point of @9:31's post. Also, nowhere in it does it say anything about being skinny (not hard to do when comparing yourself to Kai). Normal metabolism does not equal size two, sweetheart.

@9:51 Guessing you haven't been keeping up with any of this. She's been known to not return swaps (namely Pat's), which IMO is pretty ungrateful. If someone sends you pricey make up for a swap, you at least reimburse them with cash if you "don't feel like" going out and buying make up.

Anonymous said...

GET A PROPER JOB! GO TO COLLEGE! WHATEVER, JUST DON'T THINK YOU CAN ACTUALLY CALL THIS A "JOB"!

She pisses me off more and more...

And I think she's like 163 something.
Though I must confess, I'm 5'1 and 158. But whatever, at least I'm self-conscious.

Anonymiss said...

@6:59 Of course being on YouTube is a job, silly! I can't believe you would underestimate the effort of being a YouTube partner. You have to wake up whenever you want, you don't have a boss or co-workers, there aren't any awesome, exciting meetings to go to or faxes to send, and your lunch break lasts...forever! SUCKS.

Anonymous said...

Bloth - Blush
Seboora - Sephora

Anonymous said...

@7:17 I was more referring to her becoming a Mark repusentative, but...still...LMAO :P

Anonymiss said...

@7:18 Oooh okay. Whoops haha. :b

Anonymous said...

@anon8:12 I have to say, it's not "jealousy" but a really really unhealthy obsession with easy targets on youtube. Okay, fine, many of us have a halfway decent bone structure and probably work and go to an actual accredited school but all that doesn't matter if so much time seems to be invested in combing through the content of some random youtube people. I'd rather watch New Moon thrice in one sitting than anticipate Kaikhaod's next videos.

Kaikhaod is obviously the star because she really is the easiest target. She's kinda boring so w/e

Anonymous said...

Anonymus @1:11 -

Completely agree with you! I used to love watching Nat before she was partner and didn't have a job. Everything became so mundane with her and I couldn't watch anymore. She jumped on the Sunlove bandwagon and that irked me and I unsubscribed.

She talked about not having money all the time or trying to save up for things and then she'd do an outrageous haul video. And then she also jumped on the "since I make youtube videos I can call myself a freelance makeup artist" wagon too, fucking idiot.

Anonymous said...

I estimate shes around 200 pounds. Another quote to add to the Kailyn dictionary 'I got hacked' meaning 'I was a slut and showed my boobs and when people found out i deleted my accounts'

Anonymous said...

Did anyone say "THUPER" aka super?

Anonymous said...

she still pronounces Abercrombie as AMBERcrombie. she got called out on that so many times and still can't manage to read the goddamn label on her clothes properly.

fuzzyria said...

9:03, you'd rather watch New Moon in any context? Sheesh.

cynthia said...

How many times does Kaikhoad say love in her beauty gurus of the week video? I just watched it and it seems like every other word that came out of her mouth was love.

I need to vent.. said...

jesus, thats one of the most annoying things about her. "i loveeee this!" "its sooooo pretty!!" stfu. yes kai, we assume you love it and think its pretty, otherwise you wouldnt have bought it (or in that case, otherwise she wouldn't be promoting them), but WHY do you love it/them? she offers no information of value.

Anonymous said...

@11:18

Also, "SOOOOO CUTE" or "SOOOO GORGEOUS". Even I can admit that some of the purchases I've made sucked and turned out to be not what I wanted. Kai doesn't have a negative opinion on anything. Ever.

"Kai, how did it feel when they pierced your cartilage?"
"SOOOOO GUUUD"

Anonymous said...

1:17 on her beauty gurus of the week #3 video - wtf was that?! No one smacks their pork chops like LadyKaiKai does.

Anonymous said...

@ Anon 2:22 LMFAO

Anonymous said...

@anon 2:22 LMFAO

kai said...

now, i'm normally one of the haters, but i'm pretty sure you guys are just picking up her accent, and thinking she's mispronouning words.

but you did miss:

albert ross: albatross
was-a-by: wasabi
whisthle: whistle

Anonymous said...

Thankfully she can possibly pronounce CARESS..unlike Justine's retarded ass.

Anonymous said...

I know this was mentioned, but on the Mark RepUsentative video, she goes "If you don't have a credit card, you can send me a message and I will try and get you the things you want". Um, yeah fucking right. First off, that makes very little sense. Secondly, with her reputation with swaps, fat fucking chance I'm gonna trust her to take my money and send me the things I ordered. Dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Smoove= Smooth
Dip-inding= Depending
Goul= Cool
linksorin= links are in

Anonymous said...

kih-minh-oh = kimono

HennyPenny said...

Ok, who doesn't have a credit card?! All the teeny bopper 12 year-olds that love her and think she is AMAZING! They will probably save up their allowances to buy mark stuff from Lady KaKa. Way to be, K! There a baby you want to steal candy from too??!

My guess is she will fail at this too. What with all the colors, prices, items, fragrances, etc....it's just too confusing for someone who probably has a cue card on her "mirra" that says "BREATHE."

Anonymous said...

JEALOUS CUNTS! I WILL SKULL FUCK YOU!

I need to vent.. said...

ohai davey =]

Anonymous said...

wow, now THAT sounded educated

Anonymous said...

I remember in her old vids, when she reviewed the MAC lipgelees she wasn't able to pronounce the color "Amber Russe", she kept saying Amber ROSE.

The saddest thing about this girl is that she seems so uneducated that she looks dumber than she really is. I know people with mental retardation with more general culture than her. At least they can pronounce words correctly and carry a simple conversation without always using "so good", "I love it" and so on.

I'm pretty sure Kai would not be able to point the States on a map if she was asked to.

Anonymous said...

I BET YOU CANT UNDERSTAND THAT KAI IS BETTER THEN U AND ALWAYS WILL BE CANT YOU IDIOTS JUST CHILL OUT AND LOVE ONE ANOTHER CHILL DUDES KAI IS THE SHIZ MY HOMIES!

Anonymous said...

Uh-oh....Davey is back! Guess the buffet ran out of food...

Anonymous said...

BIOTCH DONT HATE ON THE FAT KID LISTEN U HAIRY SNATCHHOLE AT LEAST KAI CAN GET A BOYFRIEND NOW SIT THE FUCK DOWN BITCH

Anonymous said...

Oh please Kai and David are together cuz 2 ugly retards belong together who else would date them!? Ewww

Orange Face said...

Hey Davey, if that IS you, when are you gonna make another video about how big ballin' your job is or all the bling you're buying with that 75K a year? Those were way better than the crappt guitar videos I've been rating 1 star. Lulz.

On topic, though...I recall something she did in a haul video not too long ago where Kai bought some shit and the color was "Marica, Marcia, Marcia" and she pronounced it Marcy, or something. I thought that was hilarious not just because of the mispronounciation but the fact that if she got the Brady Bunch reference, a very common pop cultrue reference, she would have known what the damn color was just by that.

Anonymous said...

That's totally Davey. Quite pathetic.
If it was a question of going without a boyfriend or dating David, I'd happily be celibate for the rest of eternity.

Anonymous said...

JEALOUS BITCHES TO UGLY TO GET A MAN POST ON THIS BLOG LEAVE KAI ALONE U DUMB WHORES AND U DONT KNOW SHIT BOUT MY JOB SO FUUUUUUUUUUCK YEW
AND YOUR MOM IS A BITCH TO SUCK MY FAT SALTY BALLS! DIE ALREADY

Anonymous said...

SO SORRY MY GEETAR VIDS ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR U ORANGE FACE FUCKTARD IM TOO BUSY IN THE REAL WORLD NOW SUCK IT AND GO COOK ME SOME FRIES CUS YOUR ORANGE FAT DUMB LOSER BITCH WHORE FAG SELF WORKS AT MCONALDS ILL TAKE A NUMBER 9 KNEEGROW

Anonymous said...

LMFAO
You're not defending her.
Just fueling the fire even more.

Orange Face said...

Davey...what a fucking tool. I'm still not convinced it's him. I mean, really...he's not that original so anyone could log on anonymously and spew his racist garbage and sound just like him. It wouldn't be that hard because he's so not creative. Just listen to his shitty music if you want more proof of that. Uncreative garbage...him and his music. Yessiree. And anyway, we all know the 'real' Davey is far too busy with his awesome job and lovely girlfriend and kickass life to be bothered with this bblog.

Anonymous said...

WORD

Anonymous said...

THIS IS WHO IT IS YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN DUDE I RATE YOUR COMMENTS ONE STAR ORANGE FACE WHORE FAT KIDS RULE NOW BACK OFF KAI BEFORE I SLAM MY GEETAR UP YOUR MOMS ASS PWNED!!!

Anonymous said...

You don't know if we're too ugly to "get a man", you misogynist douche. I could be motherfucking Gisele for all you know. I am sorry you can see up your girlfriend's nostrils when she looks at you head on, though. But just fyi, next time she cheats on you, the people you said you'd rely on to give you information about it aren't going to help you at all, since you were too stupid to do anything about it last time.

Anonymous said...

YOU KNOW SHIT ABOUT KAI SHE HAD STUFF TWICE AS BAD HAPPEN TO HER TRUST ME DUDE

Anonymous said...

Yeah, like dating you. Actually, I'd say that's five times as bad, not twice as bad!

Anonymous said...

yeah, two idiots certainly belong together. Please don't reproduce.

Anonymous said...

MAYBE WE R MAKING BABIES RIGHT NOW ASSHOLES AT LEAST SHE LIKES THE COCK U BEASTS

Anonymous said...

She likes chicken pot pies.

Anonymous said...

Shouldnt you be sleeping? I hear you have a busy life with an important job....Trust Me...you NEED your beauty sleep! Lulz Oh and I almost forgot...a beautiful girlfriend!

I need to vent.. said...

HAHAHA anon 754

yeah davey, she likes other guys' cocks, too. you cant blame her, what, with your 2inch peen.

Anonymous said...

Rumors have it that YOU like the cock as well.

Anonymous said...

I SLEEP WHEN YOUR MOM STOPS SCREAMING MY NAME FAGS SHE LOVES ME AND THEIR IS NOTHING YOU UGLY DOUCHEES CAN DO ABOUT IT MAN LULZ ON U ALL CANT STOP LOVE NOW GO CRY YOURE FAT TEARS

kai said...

note to pat: please stop with the jealous twitter updates, if you're going to talk about how you "call people out" all the time, actually do it.

Anonymous said...

what are you even talking about? if you're going to bother to add any comments here at all, David, make them at least a little coherent.

Anonymous said...

INEEDTOVENT WHY DONT U SUCK MY FAT COCK U WILL LIKE IT TAKE YOURE MIND OFF THIS BLOG UGLY BIIIIITCH

Anonymous said...

Oh right cuz your girlfriend is miss america she is so gorgeous hahahah

Anonymous said...

You know what rhymes with Pat...Fat! BahaHahahahHhahahahahhaha

Anonymous said...

David shut up and go tell yor ugly girlfriend to go suck on your salty balls as you call them. I bet she loves that because shes such a dirty slut she would suck on your nasty ass penis while your holding your fat spare tire up so she can get under there. Oh and by the way your comments are only making us dislike her even more. If you don't like what you read here on this blog then get the fuck off of it.

I need to vent.. said...

seriously david, why the fuck are you here? youre just making yourself look dumber than your stupid fucking songs did. youre the one dating kai, the girl who cheated on you more times than youll ever know, and youre obviously getting so defensive because you know were all right about her.

Anonymous said...

NEEGA PLEASE U DONT KNOW SHIT DUDE U DONT LIKE HER BECUASE SHE IS A STAR AND YOU ARE NOT SO STOP HATING CUMGUZZLERS AND SHE LOVES MY FLAT TIRE U HORNY COCKROACH

Anonymous said...

"NEEGA"? Really?

you are an embarrassment to the Maryland educational system.

Anonymous said...

DAVEY YOUR JUST MAD CUZ YOUR MOM IS YOUR SISTER AND YOUR DAD IS YOUR BROTHER, YOU NO NECK LOOKIN MOTHA FUCKA AND WELL LETS FACE IT YOUR AN IN BREED CUZ WELL UM YOU LOOK LIKE ONE AND SO DOES YOUR GIRL IM SURE SHE'S LIKE YOUR FIRST COUSIN DONT GET MAD AT US CUZ YOUR GIRLS A FUCKEN COCK SUCKING POT PIE EATING NO JOB HAVING BITCH AND YOUR DICK AINT ALL THAT SINCE SHE DANCING NAKED IN FRONT OF OTHER MOTHA FUCKAS BUT ITS OKAY I COULDN'T FUCK HER EVEN IF SHE HAD A BAG OVER HER HEAD...AND SHE JUST MIGHT BE FED UP WITH YOUR THREE STOMACH ASS SHE HAS TO LIFT UP EVERYTIME SHE WANTS TO SUCK YOU UP....SO UM YA BEND OVER AND SPREAD EM YOU UGLY LOOKING MOTHA FUCKA...

Steph said...

Bwahahaha he's such an idiot.
Reading his generic all caps comments...gives me the lolz.
Davey, you and Kai both fail at life. :)

Anonymous said...

this shit just gettin ridicurus now LOL.

Anonymous said...

Her "My Shimmer" page: http://theshimmernetwork.ning.com/profile/KailynWilcher?xg_source=activity

I need to vent.. said...

jesus she is all over the fucking place.

Anonymous said...

YEA I FAIL AT LIFE THATS WHY KAI IS AN INTERNET STAR IM DOING AWESOME AND U ALL SIT HERE AND DROOL OVER MY GIRLFRIEND DUDE PATHETIC ASSHATS FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

Anonymous said...

MORE LIKE SHE NEEDS TO SWALLOW HER SPIT WHEN SHE TALKS..CUZ GIRLFRIEND IS A HOT MESS WHEN SHE'S TALKING

Anonymous said...

And to think people on this blog tried to help you by warning you about what was going on and this is what you do. You will realize one day when she cheats on you again that we were right all along then you wont have much to say to us will you?

Anonymous said...

I KNEW WHAT WAS GOIN ON THE WHOLE TIME ASSHOLES

Anonymous said...

EVERY IDIOUT ON THIS BLOG THINKS THEY KNOW KAI BETTER THEN ME AND U DONT KNOW SHIT DUDES YOU ALL SPY ON HER AND THINK ITS NEWS TO ME YOU DUMB FUCKS I SEE HER EVERY MINUTE FUCKIN FAGS

Anonymous said...

How are we sluts whores and cumguzzlers when your girlfriend is the one that cheated on you? If you are going to make comments at least make sense. And kailyn is a star because she is so wierd looking that people can't help but watch her.

Anonymous said...

I MAKE SENSE MAN U DONT

Anonymous said...

http://www.darkstarlings.com/display_profile.php?name=kaikhaos

Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU ALL YOULL BE INVESTIGATED SOON ENOUGH SO STOP THE SHIT DUDE ILL BE FULL OF LULZ WHEN U HEAR FROM KAIS MOM AND THE PEOPLE THAT WILL BE DEALING WITH THIS SO LIKE I SAID FUCK U ALL HATERS MAN

RacistDavey said...

Wow david racial slurs. I didnt want to believe it at first but you are a racist asswipe. Please go jump off a bridge and kill yourself.

You claim to have black friends(like most racist do) so I DARE you to say the Nword in front of them and see how quickly you get your ass kicked!!!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.darkstarlings.com/picture_gallery.php?id=1736461

Anonymous said...

Wow kai is bisexual well thats great I wish there were more lesbian and bisexual women in the youtube beauty community. Instead of the cookie cutter "good girls".

Anonymous said...

I actually think Kai is very pretty and nice. So what if she doesn't have a perfect past? NO ONE does. It just shows us that she is human and we all make mistakes. Also when a young couple is in a serious relationship for many years that is usually what happens. People cheat. It doesn't make them a bad person. ANd the fact that she is spoiled doesn't make her a bitch it makes her lucky. You people say you hate her so much but why dedicate so much time thinking and talking about her?

Anonymous said...

I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS TOOL U PROLLY DONT GO EAT TURDS

Anonymous said...

@9:24pm - If it was a serious relationship it WOULDN'T happen.

Celeste said...

I agree anon @9:24. Ive asked this before what exactly is the point of this blog? To talk shit or to critique gurus methods?

It seems to me that this blog seems to be a place where people say shit on here they wouldnt dare say to a gurus face.Mainly because you know youd get the shit kicked out of you. I know whats next "I would but they blocked me blah blah blah" well then make a video about it. Hiding behind a computer screen is cowardly in my opinon.

Annie said...

Lmfao. I was talking to an older gentleman about David's so called "job" a month ago and he also informed me that this moron is not making 75K, at all.

RacistDavey said...

David I AM BLACK dumbass !!!!!! I have plenty of black friends and relatives. Say that shit in front of your black friends and see what happens you ignorant immature asswipe!

Anonymous said...

..Even if anyone does take the time to investigate this blog, nothing is going to happen to anyone on here.

Anonymous said...

YEA BLACK AS MY TURDS DUDE U DONT KNOW MY BOSS STUPID CUNT WHY DO U CARE WHAT KAI DOES SEXUALITY FAT BEASTS DOES ANYONE LIKE DICK ON THIS BLOG SOOO MANY SHEBEASTS MAN

Anonymous said...

@9:21 Kai, like 99% of teenage girls who claim they're "bisexual", is mostly announcing that to the world because men think girl-on-girl action is hot. I'll believe it when I see it.

@9:24 Lol, because cheating is okay. Except that it's not. Can't blame either of them, though; if I was in a relationship with Kai or David I'd be desperate for attention from someone normal-looking, too.

@9:29 Yeah, I'm real sure Kailyn would "kick the shit" out of me if I said any of this to her IRL. Right. I imagine she'd give me her patented thousand yard stare for a good 30 seconds.

I need to vent.. said...

WOWWW that is sommmee kind of bullshit. "people cheat"... no.. they dont.. kailyn did, but using the excuse "people cheat" is the biggest bullshit of an excuse ive ever heard. and no, shes not lucky. as previously discussed, her mom most like feels guilty from giving birth to a tardchild with FAS, and therefore spoils the shit out of her. however, i prefer to work for my things and have some respect for the world around me. kailyn is actually very unlucky. god forbid her mom died anytime soon, kailyn would be fucked. and again, as previously mentioned, commenting/maintaining this blog takes all of about 10 mins a day. i dedicate shit to her.

and davey, please, i encourage you to tell kailyns mom to pursue this investigative shit. im pretty sure PIs have much better things to be doing with their time than investigating dumb little girl cases concerning a blog on the otherside of the fucking country. actually, im guessing theyd be more interested in her "i love weed" statement. and seriously, there are blogs like this all over the internet. what the fuck do you think perezhilton.com is? no police or government agency gives a shit about this. no death threats were ever uttered on this blog.. oh wait.. except by you.. hmm.

Anonymous said...

FREEDOM OF SPEECH I CAN SAY WHAT EVER THE FUCK I WANT TO SAY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THEY CANT DO SHIT NO ONE WAS THREATENED SO STFU!!!!OKAY MOVING ON KAI IS ABOUT 170 TOPS

Anonymous said...

SUCK MY 89 INCH LONG COCK DONT CONFUSE IT WITH A FIREHOSE ITS SO HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE HATER HATER HATER

Anonymiss said...

I need to vent

Exactly. "People cheat" actually reminds me of the same excuse I've heard cheaters use in the past. "Oops, I accidentally fell out of love with you and decided to put another persons genitals in mine/send them naked pictures/etc. MY BAD." Cheating isn't an "accident". It's an embarrassing mistake that will haunt you for the rest of your romantic life. You'll either have to lie about it or have your every move questioned by your significant other, forever. Fun!

Anonymous said...

KAI WEARS BIKINIS CAN ANY OF YOU HOMOS SO SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE HELL UP LOSER DYKES

Anonymous said...

Yes. what is with the whole I make youtube videos so a should have a pro card craze?

Rollingmyeyes said...

That is so dumb. Just what proof does anyone have that kailyn isnt bisexual? Bisexual means you like BOTH SEXES.What proof do you want her to eat a girl out on camera ~rolls eyes~.

Im so sick of this misconception that all women who claim to be bisexual are actually straight trying to turn men on. The website asked her about her sexuality it wasnt like she was like "Hey I'm kailyn and im bisexual". If she was just saying it for attention why not post about it on her youtube?

Anonymous said...

Davey, your circular logic never fails to elude my comprehension. You constantly speak of us not being brave enough to show our faces or say anything to you in real life, a moot point. You reply to the author of this blog that you can say anything you want due to free speech, but that they themselves will be investigated. You constantly talk about haters needing to stop and that we all should love each other while spewing off the vilest talk I have ever read. What is wrong with you? Is it mere stupidity? I can't believe so trivial a cause would be at the bottom of your ridiculous life.

Anonymous said...

I NEVER SAID SHIT ABOUT FREE SPEECH LEARN TO READ BETCH

Anonymous said...

9:51, Kailyn has consistently displayed her preferences for the parts of American culture that ridicule the concept of taking women seriously. Her constant display of herself, her love of Playboy, her support of a boyfriend that claims we are all too ugly to get men of our own and that we are stupid dykes, etc. This combined with the declaration that she is bi, makes it quite plausible that she says this only to turn guys on in the several dating websites she created profiles on. She actually did talk about it several times on her previous Youtube account.

Anonymous said...

lmao...wow really???? her no titty ass shouldnt be wearing a bikini but of course she does..while eating a pot pie pretending to give head to a random guy you no what lets all vote that there needs to be a bolg about DAVEY!!!!! how old are you?? and im sure mommy and daddy still call your fatso ass DAVEY!! lmfao..

I need to vent.. said...

its like talking to a fucking rock

Anonymous said...

So, how do you explain the "FREE SPEECH I CAN SAY WHAT EVER THE FUCK I WANT TO SAY BITCH!!" at 9:44? Are you so stupid you've forgotten about it already?

Anonymous said...

@9:55 Couldn't have said it better myself.

Anonymous said...

KAI AND I ARE A BEAUTIFUL THING GIRLS ARE JEALOUS MAN HALF OF U HAVE A FETISH FOR FAT GUYS AND SECRETLY WANT ME DUDE ITS ALL LOVE LADIES WE CAN ALL GET ALONG HERE JUST LINE UP OVER THERE DUDE AND WAIT YOUR TURN JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH WHEN I COME AROUND AND ILL STICK IT IN BE GENTLE DUDE

Anonymous said...

so anyway. I need to vent: you can delete these retarded waste of space comments, correct?

Anonymous said...

FREE SPEECH YOU BLOG NAZI

Anonymous said...

well guys let's face it this blog got to him and poor little davey is mad. and he has proven to us he has no life than to defend a cheating ass down syndrome looking bitch...DONE!!!!

Anonymous said...

Roseanne Barr could sport a bikini, faggot. Doesn't mean she should or doesn't make me want to gouge out my eyeballs.

Anonymous said...

No, don't--they only make us look more rational to the people who would otherwise be defending Kai and David.

Anonymous said...

LISTAN MAN I AM NO FAGGOT I DONT LIKE NO DICK MAN I LOVE THE LADIES BABY HEEHEE HOHOHO HEE HEEE THIS BLOG IS AWESOME DUDE TEEHEE HEEEE ACTUALLY THIS BLOG CAN CHEW ON MY SHIT

Anonymous said...

SORRY DUDE BUT I HAVE TO GO WANK MYSELF OFF WATCHIN TWILIGHT

Anonymous said...

LOVE U KAI AND UR PEACH INFESTED BRACES

Anonymous said...

SINCE SO MANY LOSERS ARE TRYING TO BE ME NOW MAN I AM GOING TO BED HAVE IMPORTANT WORK TO DO IN THE MORNING SO FUCK U FAGS AND BITCHES DUDE AND ENJOY TALKING TO HATERS WANTING TO BE ME

Anonymous said...

I have a belly buddin.

Rollingmyeyes said...

@9 :55 bc someone has playboy pillows and decorations in their room and stating that they are bisexual means they cant be taken seriously? or are you just saying this because its kailyn?

She talked about it on her channel really what did she say "im bi bc i think it makes men hot"????Unless she said this you have no proof she really isnt bisexual...for all you know she could have had several relationships with women.

Anonymous said...

bi or not bi she still sucks at makeup

Anonymous said...

i cant believe this blog is now guessing kailyns weight...ineedtovent why is this important to you?

Anonymous said...

Sticky is the fat ugly bitch not Kai....at least Kai is a real girl....Sticky has a wee wee.

Anonymous said...

You know what? People who love Playboy do lose credibility in my eyes and I certainly don't respect them, men included. You asked why she didn't talk about it on her channel, I said she did. I am certainly not saying all of this just because it is Kailyn. You, however, seem to be excusing it all because it is Kailyn. I never said I had conclusive proof she wasn't bisexual; I said that the available proof points to a logical conclusion that she is not really bisexual, although she supports homosexuals and bisexuals (go look up Occam's razor).

Anonymous said...

Well said I need to vent. Maybe it's time for a david post? I know he's worthless and probably doesn't even deserve his own but there are people that have a lot to say about him. Lets see he is clearly racist, is or was a drug addict which may explain why he is so fucking stupid, in the past would prostitute himself to guys to get money for drugs, and likes to go out with cheating sluts that look like a man. what else and i want to also add that he himself said that he has done way worse things to kai so who knows what else he has done

Anonymous said...

I LOVE KAI! LEAVE HER ALONE!

Anonymous said...

David is a fat ass. I vote no on a post about his fucking dumb ass.

Rollingmyeyes said...

@10:26 I suppose I lose credibility in your eyes as well bc i frickin LOVE to look at playboy (those ladies are sexy) and i own a pair of playboy earrings and a pretty playboy ring to match. Everyone who buys anything playboy isnt credible at all.

Im excusing kailyns actions because shes young and still learning. People on here are acting like shes 40 and doing these things. So what she showed her tits who gives a shit?!!Is it really that serious? If you are gonna troll her for that then troll all the pornstars and strippers of the world.

Anonymous said...

LOL @anon 10:16

Anonymous said...

Oh, 10:42, you don't lose credibility in my eyes. You didn't really have it in the first place. Playboy encourages the concept of looking at women as objects, something I am frankly sick of. How nice. Kailyn's sexuality is her business; I began to talk about it because you brought up whether or not she was really bisexual. I have said nothing about whether what she did is immoral. I wouldn't care if she was 60 and doing this stuff. Try to stick to the topic you introduced, and if you mean to refer to more than one person, make another comment for it. Kailyn is uneducated and out of touch with reality, ungrateful and constantly lies. Those are my problems.

Rollingmyeyes said...

Oh god the porn makes people look at women as objects argument LOL ok i got it now. So does playgirl encourage the concept that men are objects too LOL?

Rollingmyeyes said...

http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/personal/07/24/o.women.watching.porn/index.html

a little reading ;D

Anonymous said...

11:06, yes, indeed, Playgirl promotes this. But the concept is far less prevalent in society. I'm sorry that it's a laughable concept to you, but it's a very real one.

Anonymous said...

11:23, whether women like porn or not is not the issue. Pornography is as old as time, and I'd be lying if I said I didn't always enjoy it. The problem is that so much of it is geared toward men, and men as a result have unrealisitc and misogynist expectations. There are small feminist companies who make "feminist" porn that does not contribute to this.

Anonymous said...

Existing porn, also, feeds into the concepts of female inferiority. Two people having sex does not objectify women. Making porn with them with artificial, enhanced body parts, no pubic hair, lesbian action that never includes real lesbians, etc, does. Playgirl is the same concept. Bu as I said, male inferiority is one that does not practically come up (custody cases, pay rates, etc). Why should it in the realm of pornography?

Rollingmyeyes said...

So porn is the reason why so many women have low selfesteem? I would say the fashion industry and the music industry contributes to this more than porn.

Not every man that watches porn thinks that all women should look like porn stars. Men watch porn to get off. Just like some women do. I dont think a guy looks at porn and thinks all women everywhere are just waiting to have sex with them. If they do they had problems to begin with.

Rollingmyeyes said...

@11:28 actually a lot the women who do porn with other girls are bisexual. What is a real lesbian? Short hair ? birkenstock shoes(sp?)?

So real lesbians arent feminine? Not all porn features women with fake boobs. Anyone looked at penny lane she doesnt have fake boobs and is smoking haute and quite popular.

Anonymous said...

Where does self-esteem enter into it? One problem that feminism addresses is not self-esteem but the lack of esteem from other people in society. And in any case, the fashion industry and the music industry combine to bring down women in the same way that porn does--to emphasize the purely decorative or sexually functional roles of women. The documentary Dreamworlds 3 is a great illustration of this. You would be surprised at the number of men who expect women to look like porn stars. You think Brazilian waxes are popular because women like to feel pain? Some do it for themselves, but a great deal do it for the men who want it. People don't always actively learn misogyny; it comes in through implication. Such as, Hugh Hefner has house full of women to tend to his every whim--oh, that Hugh, ha ha, boys will be boys. Or, women are like buses, there's one every ten minutes.

Anonymous said...

11:34, are you sure that they are bisexual? Or are they claiming to be so because it will enhance their visibility and get them better pay?
"Real" is a relative term, I grant you. But the "lesbian" action is almost always marketed towards men with the implication that if they were there they could be having sex with these same lesbians.

Rollingmyeyes said...

No one is putting a gun to these womens heads and making them act in porn films or live with hugh hefner these are things that these GROWN ASS WOMEN are CHOOSING to do. Which they get paid for very well.

If you dont want to shave or wax your cooch then dont,you dont want fake tits them dont get them....you have a choice no one is making you do anything. I as a woman have never been drawn in by the "what men want" bullshit.

If so many men like the pornstar look then why do so many of the same men say they prefer it when women dont wear a lot of makeup hmmmmmmmmmmm?

Rollingmyeyes said...

11:34 of course the scene implies they couold join in bc both ladies in the film are BISEXUAL as in they like BOTH sexes.

Rollingmyeyes said...

Also women get paid more for doing male/female scenes than girl/girl scenes :D

Anonymous said...

I never at any time said that these women should be forbidden from doing what they are doing. I seem to be hitting a nerve here. What people do is their own business; that, however, does not mean that when they act in porn or do any of what you say they are not feeding into a culture that disparages women, because that's what they're doing. And I can't always blame them; cooperating with men who disparage women is usually very profitable, since feminism is an issue that no one seems to want to talk about, and women who try to stand up for equality suffer a lot for doing so. I'm glad the culture does not affect you personally, but it's still there. The women not wearing a lot of makeup thing goes back to when women who wore it signified "bad" girls. But they still want women who are airbrushed, a lot of the time. They just don't want to know about it.

Anonymous said...

I believe I made myself clear when I referred specifically to lesbian action, not bisexuality.
The pay rate for individual types of scenes is not what I refer to--claiming to be either sexual orientation increases the range of what you do, increasing your pay overall.

Rollingmyeyes said...

@ 11:45 nope theres no nerve that is hit. My point is the way you allow porn to affect you is totally up to you. You can allow it to make you feel objectified or you cannot. It is obvious that we are at an empass so lets agree to disagree.

@11:47 what proof do you have that they are not? I mean at the end of the day the only one who truly knows jena jamesons sexuality is jena jameson. So like i saif to 11:45 we have come to an empass so lets agree to disagree.

I say dancetothemusicxxx deserves another entry shes all kinds of crazy.

Anonymous said...

The second I will agree to disagree to but not the first. Porn is something that women should not have to sit back and "stop being so sensitive" about, because it is symptomatic of how men view and treat women in a patriarchal society. Nevertheless I appreciate your comments.
I think Davey needs an entry of his own, he's a piece of work.

Rollingmyeyes said...

11:54 thats fine we have differing opinons and i agree that women shouldnt sit back and just not be sensitive about porn. I think women should talk more about it. Men need to know that not all women feel one way about porn. Women should talk more about it :D.

Anywho I usually dont agree with shit talking except for molly shes a bitch from hell BUT davey is on my list too for making those racist statements. Wow david just WOW

Anonymous said...

He's unbelievable. And he has one hell of a double standard--what makes is haters is totally okay for him to do with impunity.

Anonymous said...

can you faggots shut the hell up with the age old pron debate? you have different opinions, we got it.

Rollingmyeyes said...

@1215 umm its squashed why are YOU still bitching about it?

Anonymous said...

We were talking about porn, not pron. Prawns are for eating, silly.

Rollingmyeyes said...

Im still getting over david calling people the nword. Then proclaiming he has black friends WOW just WOW.

Now i know im in the minority in saying i like kailyn but david is just a parasite. Hes always making things worse for poor kailyn.

Anonymous said...

I know. At first I thought Kailyn was worse, but I mean, geez. I feel so bad that the people she has to rely on are idiots like Pat and David.

Anonymous said...

I got one word to sum up how demeaning porn is to women ... bukake. Now tell me there's no symbolism in a train of men dumping on a woman's face. Let's see Kaik-toad do a train then we can say for sure see's setting the feminist movement back. In the meantime she's just making a mockery of everything honest and good that is the cosmetic profession.

Anonymous said...

I say we do a post on dancetothemusicxxx. She just keeps getting nuttier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsRxgZVRr6U

I need to vent.. said...

yeah I think that'll be my next post, Dancetothemusicxxx. i have a LOT to say about her, and i cant say it to her directly because she blocked me, but she really is fucking notes. someone mentioned it previously, i think someone should send her videos to her therapist for a little more evaluation. its just not normal.

Anonymous said...

molly has been MIA for almost 24 hours. so... she's either been put on an involuntary psychiatric hold, since i'm sure she was spouting off about youtube/twitter the entire time, or her mommy made her go home with her and didn't let her use the computer. either way, total win!

Anonymous said...

what the fuck. why is she so fixated on these mundane things? Why does she care if people she doesn't even know outside of youtube are assertive or passive or whateverthefuck. it's the fucking internet and no one is forcing her into being on it.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone follow her on twitter? It's been private for wayyy longer than it usually is.

Anonymous said...

yep, she's been MIA for over 24 hours.

Anonymous said...

That's...unusual.

Anonymous said...

I suffocated her.

Anonymous said...

scarfs = scarves
2:12 and 2:33 of "Fashion Haul & Cartilage piercing"

Anonymous said...

COME GIVE DADDY A HUG YOU JEALOUS BITCHES

HennyPenny said...

Oh - I just thought of something (tyring to get back on subject). When her mom made the video for google, the original title said "Intention Google" INSTEAD of "Attention Google." LOL!!! She mixed up attention with intention - WTF?! Nice homeschooling, moneybags.

I think she originally had comments activated and everyone kept correcting her...and telling her the video was stupid.

Anonymous said...

has kai got partner on her new youtube? i have an ad blocker and i'm too lazy to disable it

Anonymous said...

from BloodXSweatXGuitars Channel page:

KailynsKreations (17 hours ago)
I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH BOYFRIEND!!! =]


These 2 cesspools are dinks. Does she live a single moment of her life anyway from the computer?

Anonymous said...

I want to hear what Money Bags has to say...this is all very entertaining...and David...you are ever so cunning with your unintelligent words.

I thought you work 7 days a week?
Make 75k a year?
Working 12 hour days?

But you're on here?

I smell bullshit.

Anonymous said...

It is the biggest bullshit you'll ever smell.

Anonymous said...

@4:22 David's reply on Kai's channel:

"fimdo nazi =) anal peircings are sexy now so wexel the pretzel wets dons!"

I thought he was off drugs?

Anonymous said...

anal PEircings? Nazi? Wexel the pretzel? What the fuck is he taking??

Anonymous said...

Wow, what.

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