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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

2-for-1 Nose Job Special?!

A couple of weeks ago, "Blair" uploaded a video (ironically talking about the "old Blair") where it was very apparent, atleast to those of us with eyes, that she likely had work done on her nose. Bad work. Two days ago, "Elle" uploaded a new video and many people were shocked to see the same new pig-nose that her sister had recently upgraded to (or downgraded to, in many peoples opinion). Although many of the Fowler sister's minions will try to defend them by saying that they either lost weight, changed their eyebrows, or got hair extensions to elongate their faces, getting stuff like that done does not turn up or refine the tip of your nose.

Decide for yourself;

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Now, before her minions get here and jump down my throat, YES, I know she's 22, she can do whatever she wants with her body, blah blah blah, and to be honest, I think her new nose fits her better than Blair's new nose, but I just think it'll be interesting to see how they handle this. I'm guessing they'll just let their little followers fight their battles for them and never mention anything about a nose job, and block anyone who asks. I wouldn't except anything more from the QVC sisters :) It's also just interesting because both of them try to be positive role models (by saying that they only set their comments on approval to prevent their younger viewers from seeing vulgar comments) and they try to be relatable to other girls their age. Neither of these two, especially Blair, really had horrible noses to begin with, so hopefully the younger girls who actually still like the QVC sisters don't start considering nose jobs for themselves just because "ellen and balir got one!!1!"..

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Anonymous said...

if there isn't orange next to the blue lettering, it's the failtroll trying to impersonate the people with accounts.

Anonymous said...

WHOA @ ELLEN'S EYEBROWS

WHOA WHOA WHOA

WHOA

W.
H.
O.
A.

has anyone seen the movie powder?

t w i n s i e s ! <3

Anonymous said...

new post on the nasal fug face lorraine please camille!!!!!

Anonymous said...

whoever said ellen had fake boobs needs to watch this. look when she bends over how they flail around lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP3QtbxcHmo&feature=channel

Anonymous said...

and before someone points it out, my eyebrows are absolutely very overplucked. i usually get them waxed and i tried to pluck them myself and then overdid one and tried to even it up... no no no. :p



learn to read!!!

Anonymous said...

wait thats ellen?

Needle said...

@5:47 Yeah, you're right actually, I do try to be nice to most people sometimes. Sometimes not, obviously. I

don't always troll just to get a rise out of people and make them hate me, so sorry if you think I should do otherwise. ;)

@5:51 Well I am making a face. But OWAIT, maybe it's just my face that isn't flattering, lmfao.

Anonymous said...

GUYS. i thought you were kidding when you said smellen sits and hits refresh on the comments obsessively. as soon as i wrote that about her missing eyebrows, she tweeted about it. srsly. like within 30 seconds.

wowza.

get a hobby gurl.

Anonymous said...

6:24

okay i know without a doubt you are ellen. you said you don't comment as anon. wtf ever. if you honestly think we can't spot your comments a mile away, you're a moron. there is only one person who immediately jumps to your defense on here and that is smellen j bohn.

no diggity.

no doubt.

Anonymous said...

624 was totes ellen.

...thought you only read the comments and never posted, hmmm????

Anonymous said...

myeyeshadowisod

Wow, I was painfully watching a video on how to do your bangs so that you look like you have a giant combover and my internet crashes. #GTFO
2 minutes ago via web

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP3QtbxcHmo&feature=channel

smellens jugs hang low and she wiggles too and fro

she can tie 'em in a knot she can tie 'em in a bow

she can throw 'em over davey jr's shoulder like a continental solider

SMELLENS BEWWWWBS HAAANG LOWWWWWWWWW


they do flail around. lulz.

Anonymous said...

i know smellen said she wears a size double z bra or something but they DO make bras that support you, no matter how big you are. she clearly isnt wearing a bra in that video or her boobs wouldnt swing back and forth that freely.

smh, guise. :(

Anonymous said...

first 6:24, she took down the video LOL!

Rugget Warehouse said...

Lol@ people thinking I was commenting under anon. And to whoever said I begged people to make a name for me, you're an idiot. I demanded and got what I wanted~~~ just sayin'. And yes, I am quite ugly, you're sooo right. I hide my face from the world *eye roll*. Sighhh. Hahaha

Anonymous said...

nip slip @ 1:45

lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP3QtbxcHmo&feature=channel

im gonna download this before she deletes it. bc you know she will.

Anonymous said...

Ugh, I went to watch that video and she deleted it.

Anonymous said...

OOPSIES smellen. too bad i got it before you deleted it!! did anyone else get to see it?

she totes had her nip peeking out of that fashunable plaid feminint blouse.

Anonymous said...

i want to see it b/c i'm a total lezbo

Anonymous said...

Ellen

for goodness sakes. why do you not comment? and i'm not talking about as anon. why do you obsessively refresh the comments on this blog and run and delete every video as soon as you get one ounce of criticism?? you make kalel look like she's normal.

wow.

Anonymous said...

DAMNIT I didnt see it. fuck me

Upload the video to that megavideo site LOL

Anonymous said...

or just post a screencap

Anonymous said...

6:39

if you are a lesbo, this will turn you straight. trust me.

i'll post screencaps in a minute if i can figure out how. i did still have the video up so i can record it with my digital cam and reupload on megavideo if anyone feels like vomiting in their mouth a bit :)

Anonymous said...

I want to see it :D thanks, anon troll <3 YEW DA BEST

Anonymous said...

are you on a mac or pc?

Anonymous said...

@639 #2 - I think she's fucking with us.

Anonymous said...

PEATH EVERY WANNNNND

http://tinypic.com/r/a59hxe/6

Anonymous said...

theres no nip slip you thilly goothe!

Anonymous said...

no wonder her afartment is so smelly.

http://tinypic.com/r/2drdjeb/6

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST CHOKED ON MY SNACK

the comment before that screen cap was epic.

WIN!

Anonymous said...

i just recorded it. i'll make a megavideo account and upload it later if anyone wants to see. its very brief. did no one else see that?? the way her jugs flailed around was hilariously disgusting. i don't think she was wearing a bra. you can see part of her nipple when she lifts up her leg to show her fugly suede boots.

she thinks she's l lohan or some shit with those boots.

not fashunable bb!!!

Anonymous said...

srsly ellen. do you ever sleep????? how in the hell do you know the very second someone mentions your name on these comments?? you're creepy as all get out.

Anonymous said...

wheres my nipple, nigs?

Anonymous said...

ellen do you only wash your hair when you wash your body once a week??

and i thought kai's hair was grungy.

i can smell you through my puter screen, boo!

Anonymous said...

My boyfriend is a member of /b/ and I'm going to have him round up the 4chan dudes to troll ellen HARD lol

Eeeee I can't wait.

Anonymous said...

ellen wouldnt have deleted the video if she didnt realize there was a nip slip like the anon pointed out. i cant wait to see the vid when you get back! it only takes a minute to make a megavideo account.

did anyone see the blue sherbet tutorial?? half of each brow is shaved off. like it stops right in the middle of her eyeball.

Anonymous said...

she just deleted her formspring.


chick has major issues, guysth.

Anonymous said...

LMFAO I saw her brows too
Hackjob. She totally destroyed her face.

THILLY ELLEN- Don't you know your eyebrows frame your face? Now you've ruined it all.

Good luck drawing them back on, bb!

Anonymous said...

twitter is now gone.

zing.

P.S

she thinks she looks like jennifer garner

lmao fail.

Anonymous said...

the worst thing about the tutorial, is she didn't do anything to her eyebrows. she didn't even attempt to pencil them in. :/

Anonymous said...

I thought Ellen deleted her Youtube account. Where are you guys seeing her eyebrows?

Anonymous said...

http://twitter.com/copsandqueers

Anonymous said...

http://tinypic.com/r/1q4uag/6

she says people say she looks like jennifer garner. aka SHE thinks she looks like jennifer garner.

and there you can see where she commented via twitter about the eyebrow comment here. way not to be obvious you stalk the comments, creeper. :)

Anonymous said...

RUN RUN RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN
YOU CANT CATCH SMELLEN, SHE'S THE
FAIL TROLL MANNNN

Anonymous said...

SmEllen deleted her goddamn Twitter AGAIN. WTF is wrong with her?

Anonymous said...

LMAO at her retweeting a tweet by dustindisco saying "NEVER LET PEOPLE GET TO YOU"

http://tinypic.com/r/2ijp8xj/6

because running and deleting every account you have the very second someone says something isn't letting them get to you... right? ;)

oh and domirockets is that fat chick from the glam squad that likes to comment here at night and is the one who told Porok people were talking about her.

SHE THINKS SHE LOOKS LIKE REESE WITHERSPOON. lol forever.

what kind of crack rock are these people smokin'???

Needle said...

@6:53 Dear Anon,

No offense, but your BF sounds like a n00b , or as 4chan would call it in such politically correct terms, a "newfag".

/B/ is not your personal army. Never was, never will be. Sorry. :(

Anonymous said...

lulz I bet she smells so bad you guise. I'd hold my breath if I came within a 50 mile radius.

Anonymous said...

reese witherspoon? yeah if reese witherspoon gained 200 pounds and put a paper bag over her head.

Needle said...

@7:02 Awwww I do think Domi looks like Reese, albeit with a somewhat wider face. And Domi didn't even say anything about Reese herself, that was Ellen (and I, but I've thought she looked like Reese for a long while and never said anything).

Anonymous said...

Ellen didn't delete her twitter...
http://twitter.com/copsandqueers

Anonymous said...

@705 - I went to that link and it says that page doesn't exist. :(

Anonymous said...

the only thing reese and domi have in common are jay leno chins that stick out 10 feet. no other similarities. come on needle. i thought you had better judgement than that!

Anonymous said...

I had burritos for lunch, and now I need to poopy.

Anonymous said...

FUCK! I think I just pooped my pants while I was writing that. I'll have to make a YouTube video response to Kimi's period panties!

Word ver: "Maypie." I think I may have shit a burrito pie in my pants.

Anonymous said...

So i need to do this scavanger hnt for a summer class I am taking towards my psych degree.

Whoever you are (the one or two of you lol) that is on here always thanks so much!!!!

A quick google search led me to this posting.

I won!!!


I had to find something that shows how bad people need help and try to let it go unnoticeed and exhibit their mental illnesses in ways such as taking it out on others who hae never done anything to deserve it such as foreverkailyn

This blog was perfect!!!
The few of you on here need about a year of secure treatement.
Trust me life can get better it doesnt always hae to be like this for you. Good luck and thanks again for allowing me to win and get an A!! My prof sau=id that I presented the most real proof about people who are seriously unstab;e and need major help. I identified your issues and my prof couldnt agree more with my diagnosis and he has dealt with people such as yourselves for 20 years professionsaly.
You need help good luck to you.

Anonymous said...

7:08 She keeps changing the name.

http://twitter.com/lostonadoll

Anonymous said...

@7:15, yeah because you definitely sound like an ~educated~ college student. Your "prof" must be as big of an idiot as you. Fuck off.

Anonymous said...

7:15-
The same thesis could be applied to:

Kristin
Mrs Momma Moneybags Wilcher
Davit
Fatneagle
Pinkiecharm

and many more.

PS; I'm also a psych major. Zing a ling.

Anonymous said...

who the hell would do that? just saying. yuck i wish youtube would delete that video

Needle said...

@7:09 IDK, something about their eyes/noses/lips look similar to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1beNuc1i0E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvDxZAbqJ6g

BTW I didn't really care for Domi or any of the other people on the glam squad apart from Kimi and Kai earlier, but Domi actually seems funny and can laugh at herself...and others, just like we do.


@7:15 LMFAO yeah, ok. If you're really in college, I sure hope your spelling and grammar are much better on all those papers you have to write.

Anonymous said...

I'm terribly sorry but I did not at all feel the need to type properly or anything else.

I wanted to thank you for my A that was all.

I sincerelly hope you seek the help you need.

Believe me your life can improve it is never too late.

Good luck and goodbye and thank you again.

Anonymous said...

7:15 is spencer modglin. smellens fiance. so obvious.


take your butthurt elsewhere, pooter.

Anonymous said...

who is the leader of the glam squatters? i think he needs to give smellen the boot. i mean, the name is GLAM squad. she represents everything glam is not.

btw she deleted her whole account now. not just her videos. faaarrrrr surpasses molly in the looney department.

at least molly has gone to get help.

Needle said...

@7:26 actually Shakespeare said "the lady doth protest too much".

I agree you're right, though, just as in any sampling of the population there are likely people that have some sort of problem.

But for the poster to come in and assume we all need help, lulz. Obv. not a very good psychology major, are they? But hey, whatever makes you feel better at the end of the day.

Anonymous said...

7:27 genuinely smells of shit. i can just tell.

Anonymous said...

Smellen deleted everything? WE WON.

Trolls- 1
SMELLEN- 0

Anonymous said...

JLovesMac1 reminds me of fafinettx3 and Chris Crocker...

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know anything to type into itunes for calming sounds to fall asleep to? lol

Anonymous said...

lordi - hard rock hallelujah

Anonymous said...

7:32

to fall asleep, listen to either sayanythingbr00ke or sarahbelle93x.

monotone as FUCK.

Anonymous said...

G - grease
L - lice
A - ashes
M - mold

i think smellen is a perfect fit for this meaning of glam she fits it

Fox Tan said...

Did SmEllen delete her Twitter fully, or just change her name? I wish she'd just go away - she's lame and boring.

Needle said...

@7:33 LMAO Lordi. That was Eurovision's form of GWAR, right?

Srsly though, my mother used to have tapes of ocean sounds and waves meant for helping you sleep better.

I always had this weird idea that what would happen if you slept with something playing, and it changed halfway through the tape, and you ended up getting subliminal messages pounded into your subconscious by the recording that was playing. I was a weird kid though, so don't mind me.

Anonymous said...

Stinky little Ellen. I would rather sleep in a dumpster than at her place. That's how disgusting I think she is.

Anonymous said...

I think it's more like

Trolls - 2
SmEllen - 0

We made her delete EllenJBohn and now Pookerbee. Plus two formsprings. She should just give up. No one likes her ugly ass anteater face except for her... And apparently Needle.

Needle said...

@Fox I think if people stopped bringing her up everyday, the problem would effectively fix itself.

Anonymous said...

lol @ ellen deleting herself from the internet every time someone catches her doing stupid shit.

Fox Tan said...

Every time I come in here, which isn't often, it's all SmEllen, all the time.

That one troll never did come back and divulge who is pregnant. Dammit.

Anonymous said...

Is anyone else over Jpmetz? Her videos were funny at first but her character is getting really old and tired.

Needle said...

@fox tan srsly.

@7:50 I was over JPmetz half way through the first video I ever watched of hers. Her sarcasm seems a little too over exaggerated and obvious.

Anonymous said...

"Lol@ people thinking I was commenting under anon. And to whoever said I begged people to make a name for me, you're an idiot. I demanded and got what I wanted~~~ just sayin'. And yes, I am quite ugly, you're sooo right. I hide my face from the world *eye roll*. Sighhh. Hahaha"


Lol @ you denying it. You couldn't even come up with your own name, sit the fuck down ~Rugget Warehouse~, your name is retarded anyway. The half of your face that you DO show is hideous. I'd hate to see what your entire face looks like straight on.

Anonymous said...

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2drdjeb&s=6

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2drdjeb&s=6

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2drdjeb&s=6

Anonymous said...

Well now 8:02, atleast she is showing half of herself. You're not showing any part of your face. It's okay if you look like Rocky Dennis. We'll still like you anyway.

Anonymous said...

No we won't.

I hate fugs.

Anonymous said...

8:05 LMFAO. Is she airing out her rank snatch?

Anonymous said...

LOL at 8:11. You're probably right. My mistake.

Anonymous said...

8:07 And neither are you, so what's your point? Just because she shows half of her face, it doesn't make her less fug. Kai shows her face too. She's still ugly and stupid.

Anonymous said...

Kai said her hair was 'soooo thick' 9 fucking times in less than 2 minutes... seriously kailyn.. what the hell?

Anonymous said...

No shit I'm not showing my face, moron. However, I'm not on here calling everyone ugly... you are. So let's see your pretty little mug, sweetheart.

Anonymous said...

"However, I'm not on here calling everyone ugly"

Technically you were and now you're trying to call me out. Why don't you show your face too? Be quite, you're an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Oh look, I made a typo. I'm expecting you to comment and point it out as a comeback because you're a tool. Free shot, go for it sugar lumps.

Anonymous said...

allysajean
4 hours ago
...but is your hair thick?

daniargie
4 hours ago
@allysajean sooooooo thick.

LOL

Anonymous said...

I never called anyone ugly until I mentioned you might look hideous. You just go on here bitching about people having photos only showing half of their face. Big fucking deal, silly little slut.

Needle said...

@8:22

quiet*

There u go, I fixed it for u bb. :*

Anonymous said...

O thnx Needle!

Anonymous said...

Wait was someone seriously asking her if her hair was thick after she just said it about 958745874 times? OMG I don't know who's dumber. Kai or her minions. How very sad. =[

Anonymous said...

they were trolling her :P

Anonymous said...

Oh is Needle the grammar Nazi of this blog now?

Needle said...

@8:27 Lol, don't worry, that was a troll comment. Kai has a habit of repeating things a lot, so a lot of people troll her just by asking questions about things she's obviously said 10 times. And she'll respond seriously, too....which is honestly the only funny thing about it.

Anonymous said...

LOL oh okay. I thought they were seriously asking her. And of course she believed it.

She probably went back and looked at her video saying "I guess I didn't say it enough how thick my hair is."

Needle said...

@8:28 I was joking, honestly. :)

I can be a grammar Nazi when I want to be, but I try to keep it lax on places like this, because sometimes misspellings are part of the hilarity of it all. Oh, and I type too fast to keep track of everything sometimes. :(

Anonymous said...

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2drdjeb&s=6
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2drdjeb&s=6
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2drdjeb&s=6
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2drdjeb&s=6

Anonymous said...

ellen's in here

http://www.stickam.com/tmehtyrannosaurus

Anonymous said...

i'm not a grammar nazi myself but it annoys the hell out of me when people say "i seen"

Anonymous said...

lulz ellen is live in their and guest chat is on

Anonymous said...

8:26 is torok-Porok pedo pats twinsie. couldn't be any more obvious.

Anonymous said...

http://i49.tinypic.com/30wkpyp.jpg

Anonymous said...

You must be a genius if you got that from a three (not even) word comment. Okay Jenna, ~couldn't be anymore obvious~ Idiot.

Anonymous said...

sugar lumps, idiot. that's all it took. porok used to say that all the time. go eat another baconater, lardass.

Anonymous said...

LOL I'm Torok because I said sugar lumps? I wasn't aware that her lard ass created that phrase ffs.

Anonymous said...

Btw, it's BACONATOR tard.

Anonymous said...

8:22 is how I knew it was pedo pats twin obese pug dog twin sugartits12.

Anonymous said...

You're really trying to say that I'm the female fat ass pedo Pat? Not even. That's like assuming you're Fatneagle.

Anonymous said...

lol you would know how to spell it. you eat 3 a day. be "quite" lmao

fail troll. go call jenny Craig, torok.

Anonymous said...

You really are an idiot lmao. Torok can slit her wrists with her fucking BB brushes and suck my dick. Don't associate me with that cow.

Anonymous said...

"be "quite" lmao"

That wasn't predictable or anything, you're just too clever.

Anonymous said...

kai's new hairrrrr

Anonymous said...

I love how you all try defending yourselves...I'm not a loser. I have a life...I just come on blog 24/7 and try to comment about having a life haha.....Plus i'm smart and i have a great job and awesome bf hahaha wow i love myself...LOSERS!

Anonymous said...

I just wanna say that just because nicole richie had a bob that looked flattering on her doesnt mean it will look flattering on you, but I think it looks good on Kai

Anonymous said...

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/2470/iloldz.jpg

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/2470/iloldz.jpg

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/2470/iloldz.jpg

LOL

Anonymous said...

Did Kai get two haircuts in one day? wtf

Anonymous said...

9:21 LOL THAT IS GOLDEN. Oh my god, did Kai see her video and beg her mom to cut her bangs like that? Wtffff.

Anonymous said...

I don't like her hair now. She made them too harsh and it looks weird. Great Kai. You finally did something right and then you ruined it a few hours later. Peanut head.

Anonymous said...

One more similarity between those two.

Anonymous said...

Maybe they would look good if her hair wasn't so thick!!!!

Anonymous said...

"the only thing is, i don't think i can do a little poof in my hair anymore"


GOOD BECAUSE IT LOOKED HORRIBLE

Needle said...

Lol, so kai had to make two videos about getting bangs?

I'm not sure what I think of them so far, but it does look like they give her face a better shape overall.

And it makes her look younger...but actually, that really weirded me out until I just considered that most of her haircuts looked like soccer mom hairdos. So maybe this is better, lol.

Anonymous said...

Kai needs darker hair. Srsly.

Anonymous said...

HOLY SHIT.

Kai looks five million times better with those bangs.

Not even gonna lie, that makes me want to get my bangs redone.

Anonymous said...

9:30 I agree, she looked the best when her hair was long and dark brown.

Anonymous said...

Remember when she had that terrible perm? She looked like my grandma.

Anonymous said...

lol @ her doing ~emo~ angles. anyone remember this?

http://i50.tinypic.com/2hd6uyr.jpg

Anonymous said...

Noooo...what did Kai do?! The bangs looked so much better at first! Now they look way too heavy!

Anonymous said...

KAI'S HAIR IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SO SO SO SO THICK

Anonymous said...

"I don't like her hair now. She made them too harsh and it looks weird. Great Kai. You finally did something right and then you ruined it a few hours later. Peanut head."

LMFAO! I agree!

Anonymous said...

http://i46.tinypic.com/1j29zr.jpg

That would look good on Kai, but a lighter shade of brown.

Needle said...

HEY KAI NEXT WEEK YOU SHOULD DO YOUR HAIR LIKE THIS:

http://www.ifsociety.com/img_upload/artists/514a.jpg

You totally have the same face shape as the guy on the right, so it'll totally look awesome on you~~

Actually I agree with @9:47 Even that hair color would look good on Kai.

Anonymous said...

kai with a bob looks like shes wearing a helmet, getting ready to ride the short bus.

Anonymous said...

i wanna fuck her soooo hard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN0x5jnKzwQ

Anonymous said...

kai modeled her hair after this

http://www.hairstyles53.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/side-swept-bangs-2.jpg

piggiecharm said...

"kai with a bob looks like shes wearing a helmet, getting ready to ride the short bus."



OMG HAHAHAHA. LULZ

Anonymous said...

crap, kai deleted the first hair video. i wanted to show my boyfriend lol.

Anonymous said...

The dentist said my mom should've had an abortion.

Anonymous said...

like my name was El NiƱo,
When I'm hanging out drinking in the back of an El Camino.
As a kid, was a skid, and no one knew me by name.
Trashed my own house party, 'cause nobody came.

I know I'm not the one you thought you knew back in high school.
Never going, never showing up when we had to.
Attention that we crave, don't tell us to behave.
I'm sick of always hearing "act your age".

I don't want to waste my time,
Become another casualty of society.
I'll never fall in line,
Become another victim of your conformity and back down.

Because you don't
Know us at all, we laugh when old people fall,
But what would you expect with a conscience so small?
Heavy metal and mullets, it's how we were raised.
Maiden and Priest were the gods that we praised.

'Cause we like having fun at other people's 3xpenses and
Cutting people down is just a minor offense then.
It's none of your concern, I guess I'll never learn,
I'm sick of being told to wait my turn.

I don't want to waste my time,
Become another casualty of society.
I'll never fall in line,
Become another victim of your conformity and back down.

Don't count on me
To let you know when.
Don't count on me,
I'll do it again.
Don't count on me.
It's the point you're missing.
Don't count on me,
'Cause I'm not listening.

Well I'm a
No good nick lower middle class brat, backpacked,
And I don't give a sh*t about nothing.
You be standing on the corner talking all that kufuffin.
Well you don't make sense from all the gas you be huffing.
'Cause if the egg don't stain, you'll be ringing off the hook,
You're on the hit list, wanted in the telephone book.
I like songs with distortion, to drink in proportion.
The dentist said my mom should've had an abortion.

I don't want to waste my time,
Become another casualty of society.
I'll never fall in line,
Become another victim of your conformity and back down.

(Waste my time with them) casualty of society.
(Waste my time with them) victim of your conformity and back down.

Anonymous said...

Turn away,
If you could get me a drink
Of water 'cause my lips are chapped and faded
Call my aunt Marie
Help her gather all my things
And bury me in all my favorite colors,
My sisters and my brothers, still,
I will not kiss you,
'Cause the hardest part of this is leaving you.

Now turn away,
'Cause I'm awful just to see
'Cause all my hairs abandoned all my body,
Oh, my agony,
Know that I will never marry,
Baby, I'm just soggy from the chemo
But counting down the days to go
It just ain't living
And I just hope you know

That if you say (if you say)
Goodbye today (goodbye today)
I'd ask you to be true (cause I'd ask you to be true)

'Cause the hardest part of this is leaving you
'Cause the hardest part of this is leaving you

Anonymous said...

HAI KAI!! Make it any MORE obvious that you read the comments here by deleting your first hair video. Pathetic.

Anonymous said...

SO FUCKING SAD YOU LOSERS
I wonder what you would do if this blog got shut down. Your PATHETIC lives would be over.

q said...

@11:08

Probably start another one. It's only blogspot ya know

Anonymous said...

"sex is natural sex is good not everybody does it but everybody should"

Anonymous said...

what happened to elles tweets??

or did she block me??

http://twitter.com/ellefowler

Anonymous said...

Ah shit, who busted out with Sum 41? Memories.

Anonymous said...

It's an error with Twitter. Everyones tweets disappeared.

Anonymous said...

I love u
i am 11
i liv in china
i luv u
i tink we date???
yes!!!
be mine
hug me
love
call me

Anonymous said...
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I need to vent.. said...

new post <3

Anonymous said...

YAY YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FINALLY NEW POST! LUV YA CAMILLE

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Anonymous said...

DEAD!

Anonymous said...

New post is on Lorraine!

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Munch said...

LOL, I am so happy I downloaded that thick hair video before she deleted it

Anonymous said...

I NO I NO

Anonymous said...

OMG I thought her voice had started sounding a little more nasal!

Anonymous said...

she sounds so nasal in all her videos now like i cant stand it it's soooo obvious. yes i think it looks better than blair's but elle sounds sooo freakin nasal now. either that or like she has a constant blocked nose

Anonymous said...

Write me a letter??
MakeupbyMel
P.O Box 610253
Bronx, New York 10461

Anonymous said...

Write me a letter??
MakeupbyMel
P.O Box 610253
Bronx, New York 10461

Laney said...

I MADE THIS FOR OUR DARLING LISA :)

http://i46.tinypic.com/fuc3t5.jpg
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Anonymous said...

Hey, have you guys noticed how Elle seems to not be able to breath out of her nose now lol? In her new videos, she sounds like someone's pinching it! Sounds like someone's had a bit too much plastic surgery XD

Anonymous said...

why do you care? honestly... damn, its there life.. not yours. get the fuck over it.

Anonymous said...

i noticed in her latest videos her voice sounds like she has a cold, but now i found out abour the nose job i know where it comes from :) stupid lisa

Anonymous said...

Their dad's a plastic surgeon ...

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