Msfililocalola has been caught buying video views off of ebay
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190405810289
$2 for 1000 views? is that even worth it? Apparently this seller has sold over 250 of these thousand-view types of things (and I'm sure there are more people out there selling these) so it makes you wonder what other partners are using this to raise their view count, eh?
Whatever, I believe Msfililocalola lost her adsense, anyway, this was probably why ;)
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
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Natasha stared at her computer screen in stunned silence. Who were these people bashing her writing? Why were they failing to see the effort she put into neglecting her children to be able to type such a masterpiece with her Dorito-stained fingers? Then it hit her...they were all jealous haters who wanted to see her fail.
"I'll show them" she said to her cupcake. Natasha then commented on the unkn0wncritic blog hosted on blogger.com and invited the jealous trolls to attend her Blogtv chatroom.
When the haters came flooding into the chatroom, with their predictable fat-referencing usernames, her plan of action began to come to fruition.
"I know why you're being mean to me" She told them, "You are in love with me." She winked into the webcam, and pulled up her "Sexy time with Robert Patt..I mean Elijah" playlist in itunes, and selected "O'Fortuna" to play.
She stood up, her body jiggling from the motion, and began to strip off her XXS Twilight Tshirt, Pajama bottoms, and 42F bra, and showed the trolls what they wanted to see. Natasha then began to fondle her cylinder-shaped breasts, stroking her erect nipples which hung down to her belly button.
Suddenly Kailyn Wilcher, who lives closeby, comes in the room. Already naked, Kai begins to eat Natasha out.
The trolls all die from horror. The End.
kai is a trainwreck diva but it gets old talking only about her.
"She stood up, her body jiggling from the motion, and began to strip off her XXS Twilight Tshirt, Pajama bottoms, and 42F bra, and showed the trolls what they wanted to see. Natasha then began to fondle her cylinder-shaped breasts, stroking her erect nipples which hung down to her belly button.
Suddenly Kailyn Wilcher, who lives closeby, comes in the room. Already naked, Kai begins to eat Natasha out."
OH GOD NO MAKE IT STOP
Before she writes about something she knows nothing about, she needs to do her research. I'm cringing at the lack of general knowledge of the things she's trying to write about, even the details.
She doesn't even know how to properly use MOST of the "big" words she tossed in there. It's like she kept a thesaurus next to her at all times and would pick and choose big words that seemed intelligent enough to impress the reader without having any previous knowledge of the word.
Not that her readers even care about using big words...just get on with the inevitable sex scene. It'll tell the whole world (well, your readers) about your true fantasies, which is gross, but I'm sure a lot of dirt could be dug up from it.
ew, wtf
"She doesn't even know how to properly use MOST of the "big" words she tossed in there. It's like she kept a thesaurus next to her at all times and would pick and choose big words that seemed intelligent enough to impress the reader without having any previous knowledge of the word."
THIS! which is why i thought this tweet of hers was hilarious:
"NatashaNeagle Got angry at my writing bc its not crap & requires a vocab knowledge"
Eewweww it wasss funny for a second
kai is a tight twat girl with no morals
Kalel's planet of Krypton was falling apart due to the massive facepalm of second hand embrassment of Kalel Cullen's name choice, her shitty makeup tutorials and the lack of direction that her career was taking.
If she didnt make a move soon she would be back to lving on her trailer trash home twirling her nipple tassles at hooters to virgins like ingram
Kalel worried at a fate worse than death, failiure and embarassment got on her magic surfboard and rode the belly waves of fatlardbageleatingnegelctyourchildrenandclingontoyourdisappearingyoutheagle, kaikias baconator belly, davits belly which hid his tiny peen like a haystack over a needle and ingrams belly hiding the videos of underage youtubers.
the bellys where so vast that kalel rode the belly waves for days on end.
she made it to california where she sucked up to and sucked off shane dawson and whatadayderek before realizing that she was nothing but trailer trash and so became famous doing porn.
she already had he porn star name.
THE END
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-83iYtLS_c
WOW THAT'S REALLY SMOCKY
kai's twat is anything but tight
hahaha i'm loving the subtle jabs gossmua's making at the qvc sisters in his review.
kais twat has been stretched from stuffing triple sized baconators up there along with her out of date makeup and park trash grabber she used to take out the fetus.
kais twat laughs at davits needkedick sized peen. ive had baconators bigger than you it giggleexhales
Giving myself a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.
A L I E N H E A D Make up artist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSFAiFpBeVc&feature=related
elle six months from now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYf3RieHKrM&feature=related
stop already, it's not even funny.
blair fowler after aged 24 after using the same beauty treatments as elle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXuI_4mQ8NY&feature=related
^LOL
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9Zf_P9g6cuo/ShwFv1K3CLI/AAAAAAAAEE4/SAWUl4cwpJ4/s800/short%2Bred%2Bscene%2BHairstyles.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.rotoyo.com/2009_05_01_archive.html&usg=__T5vUU80dcv0o3xyusHnHucNAL9s=&h=640&w=480&sz=36&hl=en&start=276&sig2=3kEHrQyS477T7CFXBoDfUw&zoom=1&tbnid=6wJzaaLErHyX0M:&tbnh=141&tbnw=106&ei=G1ydTNOSFY2RnAeYk7myDQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dscene%2Bbangs%2Bfringe%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1G1GGLQ_ENUS354%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D607%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C5814&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=124&vpy=170&dur=682&hovh=259&hovw=194&tx=69&ty=78&oei=E1qdTNnqKcP68AaFm82CDQ&esq=3&page=13&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:276&biw=1280&bih=607
is this robin?? i was googling hair styles and found this
^Dont think so. But it could be her double on a good day.
lol i just figured because of her huge ass nose
i have to idea who fatnat is. iv never seen her videos on youtube or read her twitter. i have nothing against her as i dont know her or who she is. but have read the snippets from her book that had been leaked here and i just want to say IT SUCKED
yo fat nat hows yo friday goin u no u lookin smexy
speaking of robin, she just uploaded a hair tutorial!
did kai eat too many baconators and die or something?
do u think kai would look pretty with blonde hair =] lol
kai is prob crying somewhere cuz shes a loose snatch ho wishing she was a tight twat girl!
Copywrited!!! LOL!!! Too funny! I guess it takes "vocab knowledge" to know how to spell that word, huh, Natty???
kai is a nice girl, dont be so rude
Oh Lord Robin's hair is fucking nasty.
robin is a mean girl
kai is a mean girl
kailyn wilcher is flawless
i hear her hairs insured for $10,000
i hear she does car commercials... in japan!
her favorite movie is beverly hills chihuahua
one time she met a black man at davits
and he told her she smelled weird
one time she made a sex tape, it was nasty
i hear kailyn wilcher is dating davit benner again. the 2 were seen canoodling at robin potts halloween party. they've been inseperable ever since.
jk, kai doesn't leave the house.
If i like marie calendars chicken pot pie does that mean i will enjoy a baconator?
one you eat a baconator, you will never be the same.
Is that davids last name benner? Almost like david banner lol
Kailyn would look STUNNING with platinum blonde hair. She's already the splitting image of Blake Lively, with blonde hair she would look even more so <3 =]
xoxo, Gossip Girl
me too do u think kai should get some cool colors underneath like scne typa hair =]
Do you mean i wont be the same in a good way or in a bad way? How much would it cost for someone to ship a baconator to me (i dont have a wendys in my area)
i think kai would look amazing with blonde hair too! it would suit her face better and thin her out. but if she does it she needs to dye her eyebrows too so it looks natural
I AGREE EVERYJUAN, KAILYN WOULD LOOK THUPER CUTE WITH PLATINUM BLONDE HAIR<333 KNOWING KAI, SHE WOULD PROBABLY LET HER DARK ROOTS GROW OUT, SO IT WOULD LOOK EVEN MORE SPECIAL, JUST LIKE HER =]
ur all so nice i think kais gonna go blonde lol =]
omg I hope Kai goes blonde!! I would totes respect her soooo much moreee<3 She would probably get thoooo many new subscribers and whatnot
it's a proven fact that blonde gurus are more liked and get more subs than brunettes. plus i bet david would love kai as a blonde
but like highlights first lol do u know what toner to use sorry for all the questions =] lol
LOL WTF
LOL WTF
Out of all seriousness she would look good with blonde hair it would give her a glow
Mix bleach and ammonia to tone your hair. Make sure to keep the windows closed too.
ur not supposed to do that =[
doesnt mama wilcher know how to dye hair blonde?
kai wants colors tho lol from the salon
kai baby girl, is that you? you would look super adorable with blonde hair! ask mama wilcher to dye it, or go to the salon! it's super cute for the fall now, and will look even better during winter!
Heal the world make a better place for both you and me and the enitre human race there are people dying! And i dont know the rest
kaikaiz would look totes fab as a blonde! just remember kai to keep up with the touch ups :D oh who i'm kidding, of COURSE you will! especially with how often you go to the nail salon!
blond hair would make your brown eyez POP!
do u think black and pink under would look cute or no
blonde hair and brown eyes is soooo pretty!
if kai dyes her hair blonde she'll seriously be the most prettiest guru on all of youtube! it'll change her look so much and look so good on her
like this
http://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m322/KellyKilljoy/LOUISE744-1.jpg
its pretty =]
@858 most prettiest?
i can't believe i'm saying this but this hairstyle actually looks cute on kai:
http://i55.tinypic.com/30nc307.jpg
Yeah it has a real country charm to it.
If Kai dyes her hair blonde she'll look like Jethica Simpson! Brown eyes and blonde hair<33
Kai kinda looks like that scene girl i think she should dye her hair blonde because brown is just making her look dull
Whats with kais nostrils in that pic they look deformed or something lol
omg kai would look so pretty blonde. she would look just like leesha! <333
Platinum blonde hair with a little bit of wave to it would look super hot!!
As much as I hate to say it, I think Robin's hair is worse than Kai's. Maybe they should swap styles. LOL
so nik would u??
which hottie? kai, kalel, msfili, fatnat?
um if it was me i would hav a hard choice cause i see them all as equal and nothing special
I think the wrath of Natty is coming down on the fanfiction site - I keep getting error messages!! Damn! That mad-lib inspired chapter left me with a bad taste in my mouth. I wanted to read some actual good fiction.
http://i52.tinypic.com/dgj7gy.jpg
OMG BEAUTIFUL STUNNING GORGEOUS FLAWLESS BREATH TAKING ETC
1. kai
2. kalel
3. msfili
4. fatnat
thats the order i would rate them
Kai you'll look like Katy Perry with blonde hair! And we all know you think she's gorgeous and you have a crush on her. Do ittt
get over it!
as much as you may not like her (because of jealousy!)
blair fowler is the hottest girl on the internet and has almost a million fans who chase her around nyc to get her signature & picture an gets ten thousand dollars per product mention in a video
^ try harder. obvious troll is obvious.
NEW KAI TUTORIAL
i think kai would look really good with blonde and red chunky hair, like this http://s3.amazonaws.com/ths_assets_production/attachment_resources/attachments/185/original/hair_color_2.jpg
kai needs jenna's hair ASAP
OMG!
FINALLY, a smokey eye from Kai! :o
I think I'd take a break from making youtube videos until the growth under my nose was lanced if I were Kai...
And if I was Kai I'd also dye my hair bleach blonde because it'd totally soften her features and make her so much more pretty =)
im stuck in a tie!
ok who do u think is hotter
jenna or kalel???
damn so hard to pick since neither are normal or at all cute..well i think im gonna go with kalel out of the 2 i guess. you?
New kai tutorial yayyyyyyy im going to hawaii yayyy
http://i52.tinypic.com/dgj7gy.jpg
omg kai you look just like lady gaga <3333 you should so go blonde
Seriously whats wrong with her nostrils?
do not insult kais beautiful nostrils
Kai seems "normal" in her newest vid. I noticed she didn't do the big eyes thing.
kai looks qt in her new video and i'm not even trolling lulz
I really don't think Kalel is ugly. I pretty much think all the other morons we talk shit about are pretty foul, but I have to give credit to Kalel. She doesn't make me want to throw up.
paul bearer is back
Kalel is pretty but theres something about her that bothers me. I don't know if it's the tan or what.
Kai has transformed a lot over the past year, but nothing (not even plastic surgery) can remove that extra inch of face she has.
@9:58 LOL HA!
I just get annoyed when Kalel is always saying "Hey guys, what's up?" I think it's because of her OCD and she thinks if she doesn't say it her cat will die or something.
don't forget to pull your eyelids and so you can have saggy grandma eyes like kai <333
LOL "I ALMOST DROOOOPED IT"
Whenever Kai is doing her makeup, she has this look on her face like she just farted and it stinks. Nostrils flared, baby! =]
"Now for your... HIGHRIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
i just get annoyed bvy kalels deep manly voice/native indian voice. and her try hard voice combo
and i dont see what the attraction to her is...at all. she is not at all attractive blair fowler is a drop dead gorgeous super model compared to kalel. idk maybe the ppl that think kalel is attractive need major eye surgery
so were the gurus sent those moisture masks? forst MP had one in her plane tutotial [ don't forget panty liners ;) ] and now leeha's talking about them in her kurt tutorial.
Highright? She didnt say that shes not japanese
Major eye surgery for anyone who thinks Lizzy is drop dead gorgeous.
you shouldnt have posted the links to the ebay seller. all the gurus who come here will start to buy views to.
actually then they will get their adsense taken away. i wish the QVC sisters got their adsense taken away
@10:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PciYgiXU0k at 5:10
Baliar used to be really pretty/above average and unique looking. Now she's straight up fug, it's like her nose job made her eyes look beady or something, idek
agreed
lol i know right uhhh kalel is a fricken fugly and anorexic just like 99% of others trying to get famous in la.
idk she will either go on welfare and move back in to her moms house, commit suicide, become a prostitute or go in a porn within the next 3 months guranteed.
she's fug and she will soon realize it.
Tomorrows Kailyn video:
HALLO JOOTOOOOOB! so i've been thinkin bout it and i think i wanna dye mah hair blonde, but idk, let me know wat you guise think, if i should make an hair appointment or whatnot.
Lizzy's eyes look like they're on the sides of her head.
Does anyjuan remember that voice-over thing Kalel did? She sounded so stupid and really fake, I can't imagine her being a good actress
Remember those couple of videos of her dancing? LOL
haha like a fish or a bird or something
~you think i'm pretty, without any makeup on~
It's kinda diffurnt
I just can't get over how Kai says buttons.
BUDDINS... DUH, THESE BE BUDDINS ALL OVA DA CLOTHES. I LAHHHHHV IT!
SHARK TEEF
lorraine has diamonds up her asshole. dear lord.
I bet the people at Walmart know Kailyn by name.
kai, that smoky eye looks exactly like your ~blair from gossip girl~ series look, slightly thicker eyeliner aside. you fucking retard learn to use an eyelash curler. such a waste of a shu uemura curler.
She's expecting company back there. Gotta have it decked out to the fullest!
Kai is actually wearing a new pair of earrings that she bought at Walmart this week. Probably because she was lurking this blog and saw that people were saying she never wears the shit she buys.
Lollll she did say highright!!!!! Herro my names is kair and im
About to give you. Brue makeup tutoriar
the hair and earrigns at least balance out her chipmunk cheeks a bit
This video shows what Kalel really looks like, fugly. Omg her reaction to the bee bee bee. Chick chick BANG.
kai completely ignores her subscribers that give her compliments and never says thank you. but the minute you tell this heffer to do something with her hair, she's all over it.
#
AquariusSagittarius
41 minutes ago
Kai you should change your hair up its been a while since youve dont something with it
#
ForeverKailyn
1 minute ago
@AquariusSagittarius what do you think I should do with it?
^^^^ http://www.youtube.com/user/KalelCullenTV?feature=chclk#p/u/10/v26wIXDvW28
HAHA Kai turned Japanese for a split second.
"Don't want it to be thuper nude."
Oh, you mean like you in those pictures?
ZING
Kai must be on the computer right now then
10:47 durrr everyones already said that to themselves when they heard it
I want more daddywilcher Twitter posts.
durrr, okay. Go cry now because I posted about it.
I wish our little princess would do Blogtv again.
KAI CAN YOU DO A THONG COLLECTION PLZ
10:54 didnt mean to hurt YOUR feelings buck up this is troll blog
Looks like Kai is having a below nostril breakout. I guess the Tea Tree oil crap isn't working anymore.
stfu you crocodile faced hooker
holy shit in Leesha's new video you can clearly see her crater face D: How ironic that it's a skin care video.
Kailyn needs to do halloween tutorials. They'd be epic. She needs to show everyone what she learned in "makeup school". We are tired of the same eye shadow looks. Do something crazy kaikai!
that would require kai to actually be creative and think for herself, which we all know is impossible. she can't do anything beyond putting a color on the lid and in the crease. and she even fails at that.
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh43EBiAT68Z95BAyS
oh my fucking god, she pulled a kai. i feel sick.
@11:27 I think you are upset. Go calm down, little one.
Take Irene to the market, piggie. It's no fair that she gets NONE. =[
11:47 i think your upset
Fupa-flapping all throughout the Pacific Northwest.
lmao
@11:51 I think you should be upset that you don't know the difference between your and you're.
touche
Blair is the hottest internet celbrity by far <3
So if she really did say that well I as well as everyone else forgives her. She's too hot to not forgive over an error <3
11:54 i should be upset but your upset enough for the both of us :)
@12:34 Oh please just stop it now, you're embarrassing yourself.
12:34 mmm i think you should stop it
Why do guys always whine aboutgirls that wear makeup and call them insecure? It just makes me hate a guy thats so quick to judge girls like that. Fellas you wanna get a girl dont talk about what she puts on her face and we wont talk about your hairy ass and bad breath
"http://i52.tinypic.com/dgj7gy.jpg
OMG BEAUTIFUL STUNNING GORGEOUS FLAWLESS BREATH TAKING ETC"
OMFG KAI LOOKS AMATHING
"Kailyn needs to do halloween tutorials. They'd be epic. She needs to show everyone what she learned in "makeup school". We are tired of the same eye shadow looks. Do something crazy kaikai!"
this!
why did msfili delete twitter?? i just noticed im not following him anymore so i figured he blocked me but then when i looked it up and his twitter doesn't even exist anymore?
http://i55.tinypic.com/30nc307.jpg
dear kai:
please whiten your teeth. look at this picture. your shirt is white, your eyes are white, your earings are white. your teeth are yellow.
it is not attractive to see someone smiling showing their teeth when they are yellow. it's disgusting.
i used to think msfili was a scary looking tranny.
i guess i was wrong.
THIS is a scary looking tranny from youtube. does anyone know his username on youtube?
http://www.luuux.com/health-beauty/review-requests
lol luuuxe is such a waste of time why would you bother even going on that site? it's a pyramid scheme. the only people who will ever benefit are luuuxe employees and top youtubers. they don't ever even need to log into luuuxe all they do is give out the link and in a few days can order a lv purse, computer etc.
people who spend 24 hours a day on their clicking 'like' trying to save points are the morons lol. it's gonna take them months to get a good prize of 24 hour a day clicking. better off to get a p/t job and just buy the damn prize yourself and get out in the real world and not clicking the 'like button' like a madman
^lulz i agree
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muSTD2M-IbY
what a tacky bitch.
i'm getting annoyed with xsparkage/leesha. she acts so high and mighty sometimes...
not only is it tacky, look at how messy her nails are, wtf
@9:34 I kind of agree, because when she makes a video she just rushes through it and it doesn't turn out as nicely as before.
lol @ blairs dog hating elle
wtf is thinspo
lmao mel totally copied sarahbelle93x with that nail tutorial
Leesha is the biggest makeup snob on YT. Even Lizzy uses some drugstore makeup. The only time Leesha ever got close to anything from the drugstore was when she was shitting on them in her "first impressions" videos. I mean yeah, some drug store makeup is crap - but certainly not all of it. In reality, nobody can afford 20 different shadow insurance mascaras, 50 dazzle glasses, or every single mac and stila eyeshadows like she owns. She doesn't even take the time to give viewers viable comparisons.
i don't see how that makes her snobby... she shows the colors she's using in her videos so that people can use what they have. how hard is it to see that she's using a dark brown matte eyeshadow or a green and then buy one from the drugstore yourself or use one you already have from another brand? i mean, she's used coastal scents which imo is even below drugstore makeup since it's no name, wholesale crap from china.
and I also don't see why the gurus are expected to go out and buy makeup from brands that they don't wear just to use in one video and yet the viewers themselves won't do that themselves. i don't even like xsparkage but be fair.
she also gets the mac pro discount which she loves to shove in our faces.
lolwut how does she shove it your face? you make it sound more like jealousy than anything else.
well im not jealous. but she does everything in such a pretentious way. very passive aggressive.
on her twitter she kept talking about how she can shop the VV collection now and how she gets a discount.
shes just annoying to me.
well, i agree that she's passive aggressive. that's partially why i stopped watching her.
also, it seems like elle and xsparkage are obsessed with how pale they are.
are u guys getting anything from VV ?? i'm getting the green mes for sure. The collection seems kinda childish and tacky i dunno maybe it's just me i only like the sleeping beauty villan :)
i liked a lot of the colors they came out with but i hate the packaging, so i'm not sure if i'm getting anything :\
i really like both the beauty powders.. ive never used a BP before and i dont wear blush so idk how much im gonna need it. but i do like both of them.
i like a few lipsticks and lip glosses.
im trying to save $$. especially for the tartan tale collection. i wanna get my first set of MAC brushes and the face/eye kit looks amazing.
http://www.chicprofile.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/MAC-A-Tartan-Tale-holiday-2010-Brush-Set-Limited-Edition.jpg
"i really like both the beauty powders.. ive never used a BP before and i dont wear blush so idk how much im gonna need it. but i do like both of them.
"
Beauty Powders aren't worth it. DO NOT waste your money. Also, I find most of them aren't even as pigmented as they should be.
I don't even think the pro discount works on VV because it's special packaging?
That's what I thought too, usually special packaging voids the discount.
I'm semi hoping the packaging is just a sticker, lol.
Btw, the LE brush sets aren't really good :\ They're made differently than the regular brushes.
u can get the pro discount on the nail polish and grease paint stick.
& No it's printed on the compacts. Which is kinda lame i mean it's like you're at a club and u whip out your evil queen compact haha.
I'm kinda over mac especially after that whole rodarte thing.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V0xhO4OV6AA/TGw0wlETScI/AAAAAAAAATo/7ytoDw-qsKo/s400/IMG_1360.JPG
flawless
kai is a sassy diva.
i just want strange potion lipglass and de-vil e/s for right now
The whole concept of the villian collection seems so immature and stupid to me. I'd be embarrassed to whip it out in public.
That being said, I'm sure Kai will be all over it like a bee to honeycomb.
Juvenile.
Call all is looking like that fish eyed Farrah from teen mom the more I look at her.
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