What are your guesses for what some of the beauty "gurus" will dress up as?
Obviously there's no real guessing involved with a couple of them, seeing as they look like they're in their costumes all year around. For example;
MakeupByMel - Snookie
missblairbeautyx3 - Chuckie
Kalel (QueenBeeuty) - An ant.
leave me your thoughts ;)
Happy Halloween Everyjuan :)
4,494 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 2201 – 2400 of 4494 Newer› Newest»Why on earth would she get in trouble? And in trouble with who? The QVC sisters? Why shouldn't her words (which yes, we all agree with) not make their way over to the bitches they're about? She certainly doesn't seem like the type who cares if her thoughts got out. More people should freely speak their mind about them.
i don't think brooke will delete it either, she doesn't seem like an "e-pussy" as phanny calls em.
omg maybe elle will threatan to sue brooke :O brooke must be shakin in her booties over the powerful elles threats
I would DIE if Kai was a made up character! D:
Kai, Davit, Mama Wilcher.. Imagine only one of them quitting their "acting job"!!! D:
Or Kai laying of her "mask" and leaving YT to go to university study microeconomics D:
LMFAO I seriously doubt Brooke is afraid of anyone seeing what she wrote or else she wouldn't have answered or just said she didn't want to cause drama. Me thinks she doesn't give a fuck what the qvc sisters think of her
michelle is the e-pussy. she didn't even have the guts to call misschievous an e-pussy. she had to do it thru a third person like jr.high.
lame!!!!
especially since misscheivous confronted michelle to her face about posting ads on her channel
The cyber po-lic gon find her!
No but seriously she seems like the type of person who stands by her word at least
at the end of the day the biggist sickers are not the minions it is the obsessed haters who watch elle and blairs videos as soon as they go up, over n over, keeping their name in everyones mind. give yourself on a back haters...you made them famous :/
"give yourself on a back"
lolwut
I hope this reality show is the shit-that-hits-the-fan, and causes more gurus to speak out against them. We shall see.
"biggist sickers"? kai is that you?
4:11
English muthafucka!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
~~utterly fripulous~~
on Brooke's formspring
Another New Kai Vid! Makeup & Youtube!
http://www.youtube.com/user/ForeverKailyn?blend=2&ob=1#p/u/0/BNs7JEQpkvQ
jfc kai has no friends to reminisce to about shit so she has to do it on youtube.
KAI HAD FRIENDS. BUT THEY WERE ALL JEALOUS OF HER! GET OVER YOURSELVES!
captua
satinsub
thats a pretty sexy captua if i do say so myself
that was a pretty random video kaikaiz
@smoshanthony Totally worth it :)
kalel is implying they fucked
camille you slacker. stop riding donkey dick and get writing.
we needs a story on kalel.
a story on kalel and kai both being have the loose snatches
and a story about the qvc sisters in their own reality show.
we also need to get the balls rolling at mtv for kai. kai needs her own show. this is ground zero for kais kampain to thardom!
will the truth come out? was it all a marketing plan from the beginning?
she used to be so bad at blending y'all, now she just blends until her eyeshadow is gone and reapplies it, not the same thing. no no kai
anthony from smosh looks gay anyway.
he probably didnt mind fucking a flea ridden, long blond haired boy with fake tan, loose snatch and no morals
#
juicyjuicy667
27 minutes ago
Do you have any pictures of the glitter phase lol
I would love to see em.
I went thru like weird stages like that as well
I really like this video (:
#
ForeverKailyn
27 minutes ago
@juicyjuicy667 No I dont think I have any pictures lol
bitch that's a damn lie you have photos of yourself since you were 13
do you think kai got smoshed up the jacksie?
that would make anyone want to get treatment in another state
lol @ kai talking about kkskinyyy, she was such a brat, figures kai would like her
kai and jpmetz have the same face shape
lmao who gives a fuck if you put glitter on your eyes, kai?
lol @ how kai takls about how she started with makeup. she acts like she's a pro now. her makeup is just as bad as it was 5 years ago.
lol at kai pronouncing "absolutely" at 6:55 on the new video... you guys are ab-so-zootly ahhmazing!
kai shud do a segment on seseme street
"i wasn't really good at blending my eyeshadow and everything back then... so the makeup groups really helped a lot and get better at makeup"
Is she serious? She's still awful at makeup and she STILL can't blend.
"I started making videos in 2007 and I'm still here!!"
that's actually really sad :\
i wish it was kai that met bobby brown
you never take anyones tips or advice you stupid cow
"It's cool to see everyone changing and getting better with their skills..."
Except you because you're still in your pink bedroom filming lulzy tutorials for your horrible makeup.
LULZ ~I WANTED 2 B A MAC GURL~
"I started making videos in 2007 and I'm still here!!"
to be repeated in 2056
Kai said she would be on YT even when she's over 30 :\ Good lawd.
i wonder if someone brings up the fact that a lot of brands do animal testing if she'll change her tune and stop buying those brands. think about poor bella kaikai. i know you wilchers are feeding her well so that she'll grow plump enough for your thanksgiving dinner but if she wasn't your dog, she might be in a lab :(
she won't because kai only cares about herself.
every kai tutorial has animal testing in it
LOL she tagged it "youtube guru"
Keep reaching for the stars, bb. You'll never make it cause gravity and baconators don't mix.
i don't see why she bothers calling herself a guru. she doesn't teach anyone anything. she repeats what she hears in other gurus videos and does the same exact tutorial with different colors.
"what would an xsparkage tutorial be without nyx jumbo pencil in milk?"
lulz, now kai will use it in the next 20 tutorials.
I will NEVER in my life come back to this site. I have better things to do.
Fine, gtfo.
I'm back already. I missed this wonderful blog too much.
lol cya
o nvm
No you don't, you'll keep refreshing :)
5:21 um hdu she showed us gud skincare routines for acne-prone skin and how to wear a fishnet top and how to wear jeggings for squash body types and how to get your incriminating photos leaked to the internet and how different hairstyles will look on peanut shaped heads.
i don't feel like checking to see if this has been posted, but i thought this was interesting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rckT3NWPj1w&feature=sub
KAI TAUGHT ME HOW TO DRESS MY RETARDEDLY SQUASH SHAPED BODY U BITCH SHE IS A TRU GURU
kai helped me expand my vocabulary! =]
kai taught me how to be frugal! =]
DIDN'T KAI ALREADY DO A YOUTUBE REMINISCENT VIDEO?! I SWEAR SHE DOES THE SAME VIDEOS OVER AND OVER EVERY FEW MONTHS!
kai brought world peace! =]
kai opened my eyes to current world events! =]
kai taught me to blame all my scandals on photoshop! :]
kai taught me how to be selfless! =] i donated my cat!
it's so funny watching kimi put on nyx jumbo pencil and then watch leesha do it. obviously, you don't have to make it perfect if you're just going to blend it out - but kimi is terrrrrible at it! how the hell can you expect it to look good if you don't even take the time to do it right?
kai taught me that haters and bullies are JUST JEALOUS! <3 =]
whats up with talkinmakeup? aka camille the one who went crazy one time and stopped making videos. tweets are saying she died
whoops! i meant =]<---
lmao u guise <3
omg kai said macy's!
MAYTHEE'S GIRL 4 EVA!
i bet you kai probably still has the very first mac products she bought sitting in her drawers somewhere
kai taught me that she's not a model, she's just that hot! =]
kai taught me there's more to life then just school, work, friends and aiming to be successful ..
She taught me that watching tv and going to walmart is a wonderful life to live and we should all aim for it :)
Not sure about TalkinMakeup, the person who said she died said it was in the comments of her videos, but I don't see anything? Just trolling?
twitter.com/WhosYourMamma1
this girl made a twitter just to start a rumor that talkinmakuep died... wtf?
Probably just a troll - especially since they tweeted just about everyone they could find about it.
kai taught me that not everyone has to work in life. you can get whtaever you want from ur mama daddy and grandma if you beg enough.
kai taught me never to drink or do drugs whilst pregnant.
kai taught me to have a loose snatch a no morals
kai taught me how to love women
kai taught me that only 20 mins of pretending to exercise will burn off 830 calories, 51 grams of fat, 22 grams of saturated fat, 2.5 grams of trans fat, and 170 milligrams of cholesterol, in a baconator
kai taught me that wearing a necklace upside down isn't actually upside down, it's just the camera reversing the image.
Kai taught me it's okay to risk your life in a storm to get a battery charger so you don't miss out on twitter updates =]
kai taught me that wearing false lashes backwards is edgy and cool =]
^LOL
kai used a shampoo bottle for a dildo?? WHEN THE HELL WAS THIS
crap, that was to 6:06
kai taught me you should want to marry the cuckolded guy you've been cheating on for the past 5 years =]
kai taught me you don't have to practice what you preach and that it's better to deny any mistakes you have ever made no matter what =]
Kai taught me that having a peanut-shaped head makes you thuper thexy.
Kai taught me that all you need is a 40hour makeup class and a traincase of rotting lipsticks to be a successful makeup artist.
my mom is a bitch she wont take me to wendys so i have to eat a applesauce cup =[
why are people dressing up as indians for halloween? is that the hipster thing to do now?
Kai taught me that by getting a HD camera I will automatically become a Make-up artist.
i dunno if i believe the fowlers had this planned before even signing up but it wouldnt surprise me
http://stickam.com/whatadayderek
derek is live. he's friends with smosh and those people. i wonder what he thinks about him and kalel gettin it on and blairs reality show.
kai taught me that as long as my dog is small enough to fit in a purse, it doesn't ever need to go outside. =]
lol all of blairs @ replies on twitter are asking about her reality show. wow luuux posts really gets the news out fast
i still pee the bed =[
ikr? they are pissed. rightfully so.
@juicystar007 i have been a loyal subscriber from the beginning but this reality t.v. stuff makes me loose all respect for you
@juicystar007 so ihear you and your sister are starting a reality show ? no offence but whats the point ? do you think your above everyone?
@juicystar007 I thought you said you always keep your minions filled in? Guess not. It is so stupid to lie. Everyone knows about the show.
Hey @juicystar007 & @ellefowler is your tv show gonna show people how to be fake and scam people?
@juicystar007 you and your sister are fake! A reality show?? like you just happened to pick L.A. to live!! oh please!!!
@juicystar007 I thought you said you always keep your minions filled in? Guess not. It is so stupid to lie. Everyone knows about the show.
Don't you hate when you're dreaming, and you're dreaming that you're using the restroom.
And you actually start to go.
Then you wake up immediately and stop yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rckT3NWPj1w
"Elle and Blair got a reality show? KILL ME!!!"
So I'm curious about Sardun1. What do we know about her? Where does she live, what does her husband do, etc. Kids?
Someone spoke too soon earlier this week when they said Kai hasn't been diddling herself since all her nails are still intact. She's missing TWO now. HA!
^ LOL. wtf, how does she always manage to break off the same nails every single time?
Who knows? She must have some weird masturbating positions that require her right pointer and left pinkie.
oh lawd, i don't even want to think about that girls positions.
masturbation techniques tutorial plz!
Kai taught me not to talk about my puppy.
i cant believe people are calling that girl jealous in that video
yeah she must be so jealous she has friends, a boyfriend and a life. not like elle who leaves in her phone beeping in her video saying my phone is ringing trying to pretend she has friends when really it was a business call the only kind of calls she ever gets.
Kai taught me that I'm the most prettiest...most prettiest?
Masturbation tutorial haha
Can the people who did "Purple Pleasure" PLEASE do another video or someone else please!
Kai taught me how to speak the beautiful language of French, and pronounce words like Fox Tan. She's truly been an inspiration for me to take the initiative to travel...and see the Taji mah hay. Thank-you Kai. From the bottom of my heart. I am now more cultured because of you.
^ Yes! there's sooo much more material to work with!
Facial tips from Kai.
the only show i would ever want to see elle and blair on is punk'd
kai stopped global warming =]
She doesn't even know what global warming is.
http://i51.tinypic.com/258p8a9.gif
kai rescued the chilean miners =]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm_IiF4ayIU
praise jesus, now i know what to be for halloween!
Kai's increased greenhouse gas levels actually from all her baconator methane farts
Bowls of chili that mine.
y'all JEALOUSSSSS
you're all jealous of kais beauty and extensive knowledge and awareness of current events. beauty AND brains!
When Kai farts it probably is pretty putrid. I bet she can't even wipe her ass properly. Leaving behind crumbled bits of toilet paper means you're doing it wrong and you need a better brand.
amen @ 8:23
Saying Amen to yourself?
i said amen, i don't know who said what i amened though. try again.
You love Kai.
I'll give Kai the benefit of the doubt and say Davit's farts are probably much worse. They have fart-offs at his place.
They probably make Brazilian fart porn together.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S596hAndP5k
you know, if he danced like that for a few hours everyday, he would probably lose weight.
he'd rather play shitty metalcore covers standing in front of his camera. no exertion needed.
what's jus's new channel?
woah, justins real voice is really deep...
justin's real voice? where?
http://www.blogtv.com/Shows/1024584/date/Ze_Gb2VDb1FvZmRxb2T
skip to 0:55
This right here is Kais swag
All the girls are on her, damn
Everybody pay attention
This right here is her pretty KAi swag
omg i just read some of te comments on that girls video about blair and elles reality show and their minions are saying that mtv website is fake and this is just a made up rumor
"their minions are saying that mtv website is fake and this is just a made up rumor"
IKR? how stupid do you have to be to say something like that?! morons.
LOL WTF AT LEESHA'S LATEST NYX TUTORIAL. Blue eyeshadow and purplish lip color with all those piercings with the random bow earrings? Wtf, seriously. She looks like she came out of a trailer park.
I always imagine that Blair and Elle run to the bathroom to wash their faces after they do a NYX tutorial or some other brand of makeup that you know they don't reach for on a regular basis.
blair still hasn't sold her mac brushes, since sigma was so amazing and all.
Kellbellgumball
1 hour ago
Yea upload a few videos of when you frist started that woulb be cool
ForeverKailyn
1 hour ago
@Kellbellgumball I wish I had them
ForeverKailyn 1 hour ago
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/52033411.html
i can't wait for the comments on this. it's about elle and blair
is lorraine ok?! it's 1:20am and she still hasnt uploaded her DITL video. im worried.
There is NO way that Kai is unable to carry on some kind of job. She is just straight up lazy!! Did you hear her naming every single last item that she bought the first time she went to MAC??!! I don't remember what I bought yesterday, much less 5 years ago. She plays off that she's so dumb but then she turns into freakin' Rainman when MAC is involved. I bet she's the type that also is able to figure out what a 20% tip would be if she was doing someone's makeup and expect at least that much and make a comment if she didn't get that. Lazy sow!!
"Who knows? She must have some weird masturbating positions that require her right pointer and left pinkie."
I loled .. hard!
"She plays off that she's so dumb but then she turns into freakin' Rainman when MAC is involved."
I know. WTF right!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTwy4UcvvoY&feature=related
can anyone understand what this girl is saying? i cant hear her.
its called embarrasing news of juicystar07 and allthatglitters21
WhatADayDerek
This is a public apology like 6 months late. so im sorry @MissKalelCullen , since i embarrassed u publicly i will do this publicly lol
MissKalelCullen @WhataDayDerek Funny.
wtf??? when did derek embarrass kalel publicly?? was that when he called her out about vidcon and asking to be on panel, or what??? little help?????
lolling @ the comments. it's now a kai appreciation post. HBIC!
lol @ elle on twitter pretending to have a best friend
I don't know which one is a bigger joke. Either Kailyn or Kalel. I'm leaning towards Kalel now.
someone send kai the ontd link in case she missed it lulz
derek is probly trying to suck up to kalel now hoping for a lil suckie suckie in return from her after anthony told him how easy it was to get a blowjob out of her
10:56 IKR. He saw how easily it worked for Anthony and now he wants some. Kalel is youtube's favorite prostitute!
~youtube groupie~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M8OEdq4nAI
THAT IS HOW IT'S DONE KAI!
I can't stand how cool Kalel thinks she is all because of California and all the boys she knows from Youtube. Blowing someone doesn't mean you know them.
Has anyone tweeted to Kalel about her being The Youtube Groupie?
No
ohmahgawd how do we know she gave the a blowjob and not full on buttsecks?
She would probably cry. Or maybe she would feel proud that she's such a slut.
Kalel so takes it up the ass.
what did derek do to flick? aka kalel
Her told her that her butthole was too loose.
He*
Her friends know her as anal girl because of her OCD and that she takes it up the ass.
the only thing i know of that derek did was make fun of her on twitter saying that she begged vidcon to put her on the panal.
also when she kept trying to get his attention and kept texting him when he was "dating" blair and he read her tweets outloud on ustream and showerd them to the camera and one said "here is a picture of my pussy ;)" with a picture of her cat so maybe she got mad he read that outloud. everyone in the chat was getting mad at her because their like "umm hes dating blair!" ive only seen like 2 of his ustreams tho so who knows it could be something else.
showed them to the camera*
kalel suddenly started flirting with derek when he was ~seeing~ blair. shady bitch is shady.
I have SOME respect for derek if he calls kalel out on her bullshit - more of them need to do that.
WhatADayDerek@MissKalelCullen u want sarcasm... I LOVE YOU
Kalel seems like the kind of girl who assumes all guys are into her, like her awethum personality is so magnetic, and she's so RANDOM and can hang with the guise
11:40 yeah and that was when she was supposedly friends with blair in her mind too. that is shady.
i like dereks ustream because he answers any question about other gurus and does anything especially when hes drunk.
like that time he called blair on her cell and they were talking for a few minutes and then he asked her if her real name is elizabeth. lol that was seriously one of the most entertaining ustreams i have seen. she was sooooo mad when he said "oh by the way this is live on ustream" and she screamed "ARE YOU SERIOUS" and hung up and then tweeted how she was having a great day until SOMEONE ruined it
oh and he had blair on speakerphone the whole time so we could all hear the whole convo and she had no idea until the end lol
i only wish he recorded that
lulz someone just tweeted blair congratulating her for being on oh no they didnt
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/52033411.html?
if they were dating why fo he asked her real name?
did anyone record that? I wanna see
Kai taught me that it was more important to say hello to every JUAN then to everyone....juans dont get much love
bs
Bs what
what is the point of elle and blair having a reality tv show? All they do on youtube is review shit and attempt at making tutorials. They don't even have THAT good personalities... if any youtube guru was to have a reality tv show I would pick jlovesmac, Iwould seriously watch that show everyday but these girls?? *snoooore*
Bella has the right idea...
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs092.ash2/37951_1563396736051_1569332406_31363472_1682813_n.jpg
poor little shnauzer.
Christy3C
8 hours ago
Jessica, you have such a beautiful exotic look. Your nose is distinguished. Look at kim Kardashian. Her nose is very Armenian, she is not like all those other famous people that all look alike. Her beauty is unique. Im not saying that you look like her, im saying that you are beautiful in your own way. All your fans agree. Read everyones comments. you are a very beautiful woman, you dont need a nose job!!!!
@Christy3C thank you christy but ive always been kind of bugged by the way my noce kind of curves because of my deviated septum (one nostril is almost completely blocked off). i have a hard time breathing and a hard time with allergies because of it. so if i were to ever go through with it itd be for more reasons than just looks. i wouldnt want to look like anyone or everyone else.
MissJessicaHarlow 8 hours ago
A comment on her new jessica rabbit tutorial. Watch in a couple weeks she will be back with a nose job.
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and now on FOX, Kai is a Loose Snatch Girl with no morals, a greasy lardass boyfriend named davit and a satanic in denial mother named mama wilcher.
Stay tuned for WATCHING THE WILCHERS!
Tonights Episode: Kai is monster Rabid loose snatch gurl who demands a BACONATOR and will do anything for it.
sponsored by Wendys, the aspca and the Ron Mexico Abortion Clinic, Maryland
oh lawd please let it happen.....
on tonights episode.....A fetus named Juan, RETURNS!
I have no idea why anyone is shocked that the QVC sisters have snagged a reality TV show. Its not exactly hard in this day and age. You don't even have to be talented *cough*JerseyShore*cough* All you have to be is marketable and god knows those slags are, for whatever reason.
I just think its hilarious they actually think they have information ~worth sharing with the world~. Right. How many times can you do the same shit Kai worthy look with NYX, girls?
Sadly, if they get picked up by the right channel they'll be a hit. Say Oxygen or something like that. A channel that doesn't MTV's ratings, and where having 300,000 youtube fans tuning in would actually be a huge success for them.
MTV would just kill their "careers" though.
and now presenting Wendys new milkshake; The KAI!
Three whole TRIPLE BACONATORS BLENDED TOGETHER WITH FULL FAT MILK AND LARD TOPPED OFF WITH A SINGLE CHERRY AND A WHOLE LOTTA LOVE FROM DAVITS ARMPIT.
CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!
Carls Jr had Paris Hilton.
Wendys can have Kai as a future spokesperson.
kai. do a wendys tutorial with red pigtails and red cherry apples.
oh my lawd i wish you would all stop talking about the qvc sisters
u need to have millions of viewers for your show to stay on the air. I can't remember what show it was but they had like 900, 000 viewers and the show still got canceled due to low views.
Now if they're on some no name channel then they'll stay on i guess, but yeah i doubt they'll do good they're not ashley tisdale or anything like they claim to be lulzz.
Megans kitty look is soo cute actually lol compared to lil kaikaiz, kai just wanted to do her makeup once and leave it on because she's supper busy with finals and she doesn't want to help anybody .. selfish heffer
angly ... kai is angly with mama wilcher
jersey shore did not have millions of views when it first started. in fact many italian communities were outraged by the show and tried to get it cancelled. they were so mad but because the people that hated the show kept talking about it and spreading the news and commenting everywhere and watching....the show got more and more famous and more and more people tuned in to see what all the talk was about.
that is why snookie says all the time "haters make you famous! thanks haters :)" and it is true.
and that is exactly what is already happening with elle and blair. people making youtube videos about it, tweeting, commenting creating a big stir is only going to make the show more famous. that is exactly how they got youtube famous in the first place. everyone making videos about their names, talking about it etc it made them youtube famous.
if it wasn't for the haters they would not have become youtube famous and now would not be getting a tv show.
^ yes, exactly
the qvc sisters used to be two nobodies before all that name drama and fake reviews drama kicked off, i remember people were leaving comments about it everywhere, even on other guru's channels and videos.... dont you guys see? its like youre doing the viral marketing for them! just stop talking about them and pretend they dont exist!
meganheartsmakeup's cat tutorial is better than kai's.
woww.
Captcha: spredr
that's sad. how old is megan? 16 17? while kai is 20!
MAMA WHEELCHAIR!
9:47: Megan just turned 15, I believe.
i thought megan's cat tutorial was REALLY good haha, she looked so cute.
not surprised at all that elle just posted another sponsored tweet. she seems to do at least 2 a week which means she is raking in $4000+ a month just from sponsored tweets. she is so pathetic. 6 figures a year from youtube just isn't enough for her.
s2pwn@ellefowler twitter ads? Honestly? /unsubscribe
Cynamin_QC @ellefowler how much you get paid to sponsor this website????
tammimarie @ellefowler unfollowing because of all of these tweet ads. I never watch commercials on TV, nor do I want commercials on my Twitter
BEWARE YOU BITCHES!
BEHOLD!
THE POWER OF THE LOOSE SNATCH!
SOME PEOPLE HAVE SUNSHINE COME OUT THEIR BUTTS!
KAI HAS THE POWER OF A RAINBOW COME OUT HER POON TANG!
BEHOLD! AND BOW DOWN IN WONDER!
KAI SUPREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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