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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

SaggyTuesday

Ah, Teresa (JuicyTuesday on YT).. when you gunna stop lying about your age, gurrrl? While I know you enjoy living in the fantasy that you are still in your twenties, those bags under your eyes beg to differ. We know in reality you just turned 37.

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Its okay, not a big deal, everyone gets there eventually, no need to lie about it. Good thing you've got that sugar daddy keeping you comfortable, right?

Speaking of which, it was pretty cute that in one of Teresa's latest vids, she showed her viewers the new hat and sweater that her dear boyfriend(?) bought for her recently. She mentioned that she thought both were pretty ugly, UNTIL, however, she saw the price tag. Too bad money can't buy class, eh?

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Additionally, how could we forget the drama she created with msfili? That's an entire post in itself, but basically, people claim that she ended up giving out msfili's information (address, phone number, etc) which is pretty shitty, but I suppose this can't really be proved one way or another; the entire situation is just stupid and immature (especially for a 37year old ;) ).

So anyway, I guess the final point to make in this lame post is that; Teresa, in between slurps of coffee, please consider putting a bra on in the morning? :)

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Needle said...

Ohhay, I WAS working today! But not anymore.

I've been up for 12 hours already today, eugh.

And there's this thing called tabbed browsing, which means I can keep USELESS and USEFUL sites open at the same time, and can flip from one to another. I know, I know, it's an amazing concept. I could also do a similar thing in real life by just, like, moving my eyes from the screen and onto a book.

Needle said...

@1:01 are you serious? I haven't seen anything on her new channel yet....

Typical Kailyn. She wouldn't understand what it's like to actually be TALENTED and trying to make some extra cash by utilizing those talents online.

Anonymous said...

sneak peek at Elle's blog sale.

http://allthatglitters21.blogspot.com/2010/03/spring-cleaning-blog-sale-preview-only.html

Anonymous said...

And here Kai was the one giving attitude in that "Beauty Guru's" video and saying that she never wants to get paid since YouTube is her hobby...riiiggghhhttt...

Ash said...

What happened between juicytuesday and ms.fili?

Anonymous said...

'what a fun night'

where did that asian whore go? Hollywood?

oh and why was she interviewed???

Anonymous said...

Lorraines videos are kind of repetitive, showing off her jeans in her store.. so interesting.

Anonymous said...

@1:20

its explained in this post about saggytuesday

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3ogNiWCpes
1:42
kai said "2faced and ud work the same for me" and on the cap it said "doesnt work the same 4 me"

lawl

flipadelphia. said...

"Ok so I'm distiguishing my personal blog from my beauty blog by changing the color from hot pink to something else...teal or purple? VOTE"

NOBODY FUCKIN' CARES ABOUT WHAT COLOR YOUR BLOG BACKGROUND IS, YOU OBESE WHITE TRASH-TASTIC SWINE.

If she only devoted 25% of the time she spent focusing on her self, to her kids, she would be the most attentive mother EVAR.

p0tpies said...

lisa has really bad taste in bags and shoes =/

Anonymous said...

i agree with potpies... D:

Anonymous said...

@1:34 agree

Anonymous said...

lisa and lizzy have no fashion sense... at all

Anonymous said...

Wow so, Teresa's boytoy "john" is not only a member of the hells angels (Skurry) but he served time in prison for cocaine trafficing? wowzers.

Makes total sense why she always seems to be on speed in her hour long yt vids. She sniffs some coke and records away!

Anonymous said...

did lorraine break up with her boyfriend clay?

Anonymous said...

1:27 - i dunno, maybe she slept with a producer

i think she is going to have a tv show or something like that (she asked her 'fans' what they would liked it to be about)

Needle said...

What pot pies said. Srsly. Those coach shoes were soooooo not worth it.


ALSO I saw like one or two videos with Juicy Tuesday, and in one of them she was like, waving some guy who wanted to come into her room and telling him don't come in because she's making a video. Wasn't that her BF? He can't do that if he's in jail now can he?

Anonymous said...

I'd buy those shoes... for my grandma...

capcha: actfugg LOOOOOOL

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA michelle phanny on a tv show??

Kristen said...

lol Kai has a MAC Pro card just because she went to that 40 hour (or whatever) makeup class/school thing? Oh geez.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how fast lisa's stuff will sell

Anonymous said...

215, super fast. cheap mac + all of lisas 12 year old followers? gold. id buy stuff from the blog sale too, though haha.

Anonymous said...

The Phanny Show - Nothing but Phanny 24/7

Anonymous said...

greasy eyes must assume everyone who watches her videos are as greasy, grimey, trashy, and nasty like her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUF3e7VRAqs

she honestly believes none of her viewers know when the last time they washed their brushes. i deep clean once a week and spot clean after every use.

what a disgusting slob. nice greasy hurr.

Anonymous said...

Haha...Michelle's so ditzy in this "interview."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-YJobBUh3s

Anonymous said...

@1:52 NEEDLEINAVEIN

If you would read the whole story, you would have seen he only had to serve a couple years and he's currently on probation. he was dressed as santa in her house tour vid. the only time she's put him in a vid was when he was totally covered.

He's an ex-con and probably still deals. Being in hells angels, people from burnaby would recognize his face if they ever saw so she hides him.

DUH.

Anonymous said...

who coul watch that??she is so annoying!
i think blair's nasal voice is better than phanny's robotic perfect soft voice

Anonymous said...

lisa's sale is open!

http://allthatglitters21.blogspot.com/2010/03/spring-cleaning-blog-sale-open.html

Anonymous said...

im excited to see who buys those fug shoes and purses

Anonymous said...

lol, no deal in the world is worth buying used makeup from lisa.

Anonymous said...

some weird little girls will buy the ugly shoes and purses only because they have been touched by the greedy hands of lisa fowler

Anonymous said...

ewwww glitterball doesn't wash her brushes and doesn't know how to decontaminate her eyeshadows.

Needle said...

@ 2:24

OMG, I'M SO SORRY I WAS DOING BETTER THINGS THAN READING UP ON SOME YOUTUBE USER I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT.

Srsly, though, ty for the info. IDK, though, I don't find myself caring as much as I should.

Catherine said...

ewwwww those handbags/shoes are horrible. I'll be surprised if people actually buy them.

Anonymous said...

http://i45.tinypic.com/95pp2g.png

kai is sooo thexy

Anonymous said...

holy shit chanelbluesatin is so butt hurt over the truth.

cry some more

I personally think this article is hilarious.

http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2010/03/are_you_familiar_with_haul_vlo.html#comments

her response: (SERIOUSLY amusing)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrRTHRgo2o

quadrilaterals said...

lmfao those shoes omg D:

Anonymous said...

someone wants them! ridiculous!

Anonymous said...

lollipop26 has the personality of a dial tone.

bores me to fuckin tears.

Anonymous said...

quadrilaterals go back to being a passive aggressive bitch on greatestjournal/insanejournal

Anonymous said...

considering the money allthatglitters21 makes from her poor duped subscribers, she should be GIVING her shit away as prizes, but nooooo! we all know this stingy cunt only gives shit away that was given to her by "sponsors".

Fuck, I hate these bitches.

Anonymous said...

i find it ridiculous that piggiecharm takes the time to block EVERYONE that sticky is friends with on twitter and youtube, regardless of whether or not theyve actually ever talked to her. shes such a fat bitch.

Anonymous said...

meganheartsmakeup was drinking beer on ustream??

Anonymous said...

has anyone bought lisa's granny shoes yet?

Anonymous said...

Shit, if Lisa sells all the stuff from her blog sale she's going to make like 500 bucks!

Anonymous said...

3:05 PM
those fugly shoes are pending

this shit is crazy.
i agree with who ever said they would buy them for their gma.
my gma would love them =/

p0tpies said...

3:12 PM

wtf =/

p0tpies said...

Damn almost everything is pending

http://allthatglitters21.blogspot.com/2010/03/spring-cleaning-blog-sale-open.html

i wouldnt buy shit thats on that list.

p0tpies said...

someone on twitter said

@ellefowler theres not really much point in your sale, we could buy these products brand new for like $1 more when you add shipping.

agreed

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhUDMnHJnno

LIES!

Anonymous said...

@3:16 PM

How much is the shipping? I cant find any information on it on Lisa's blog.

Anonymous said...

omg those coach shoes are so fucking hideous. almost so hideous they could be considered stylish in a way ;)

Anonymous said...

The coach shoes scream granny

Anonymous said...

http://yfrog.com/86kaikaifailj
kaikai has issues with nazi emails y'all

Anonymous said...

^ i lol'd

p0tpies said...

3:25 PM
i think around $3

Anonymous said...

lisaelle's fans dont care that the can get new stuff for a little bit more

Anonymous said...

wtf lisa has awful taste. The coach shoes are especially bad though. NO ONE but old Asian ladies riding the bus with their little wheel cart thingies wear those.

p0tpies said...

i wonder if a 13 year old girl is gonna make her mom buy her those shoes. haha imagine a middle schooler wearing those.

Anonymous said...

she didn't notice she got a smear on her forehead for half the video LULZ

http://yfrog.com/5dsmearfailj

oh poor lilkaikai

LisaHater said...

WTF is the point on lisa's blog sale? That greedy bitch isn't even offering her "fans" good deals, she's offering like $5 off the price when her shit is opened and used. She's so greedy and stupid, when you sell your old used shit it's suppose to be a bargain. I was literally shocked to see stuff like "original price $50, my price $40" like she's doing her subs a favor.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit that poor Kai girl looks like Miss Piggy :o(

not all that glitters is gold said...

FoereverKaily = I will forever laugh my ass of. LOVE IT.

There is not one good deal on that blogsale. She could have made a contest with all the money she gets from her 12 year old minions.

But hell no. And those shoes are exactly what Lisa would wear. Just like any other 40 year old stuck up soccer mom

Anonymous said...

omg someone actually bought elles granny slippers

LisaHater said...

Lisa also made her sale so complex, you have to leave a comment and it's first come first served and then you have to leave your paypal email (for everyone to see) in the comments so she can send an invoice, and then you have to email her your address once you pay? This is an accident waiting to happen. It's called eBay bitch, so much simpler and he could have made everythig an auction starting at like $10, but she's too greedy she need to make sure she gets full price for her used crap. I'm gonna laugh when someone complains they didn't receive their item from Lisa.

Anonymous said...

^ it was probably the poor girl who made her mom drive out from another state to meet lisa + lizzy at the mall in atlanta or wherever they did that meetup.

Anonymous said...

lulz foreverkailyn cause she'll still be on the internet when she hits 50.

Anonymous said...

^ i lol'd hard

Anonymous said...

So how come no one is talking about Juicytuesday's boyfriend? Are we sure that her man isn't in fact an old ugly fuck, but a young drug dealer? Can someone link the article again?

not all that glitters is gold said...

Wut?

I completely missed the juicytuesday thing. Link please!

Anonymous said...

Hey girls.. Kai Kai has a Say Now! No voicemail though :(

but now you can leave her some voicemail love!!

301 -861- 4312

-Meg

Anonymous said...

I missed the juicytuesday link to. someone please post

Anonymous said...

pinkiecharms bro and to whoever else that missed the solving of saggytitstuesday's mysterious boyfriend:

OMG I SOLVED THE MYSTERY!!!

I found Teresa's boyfriend. His name is Jonathan Bryce and there is a reason she never shows his face. He is in PRISON. Read this article:

http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/story.html?id=c649cae2-df1a-42aa-af6a-f429873afcd0&k=88563

I found his facebook. I know it is him because he is friends with caitlin, teresa's sister, mark, her brother, Jan, her mother, and laura her sister. which btw, look at this pic of teresa and her flabby belly. Looks like her sister got all the looks:

http://tinypic.com/r/2rng01k/6

His name is Jonathan Bryce. Teresa is also friends with his daughter, Jessika Bryce.

I SOLVED TEH MYSTERY GUYSTH!!!! I think he probably served a couple of years of his sentence and is now out because awoz "met" him. But now it all makes sense why he's never shown his face. He was all over the news with the Hell's Angels drama and she was scared someone would recognize him.

So now we know how he makes his money. Plus his dad, John, is the president of the Vancouver Hells Angels. Jonathan isn't old afterall. There was a much bigger reason she kept him such a secret.

" Jonathan Sal Bryce, the son of John Bryce, the 56-year-old president of Vancouver's East End chapter of the Hells Angels, was sentenced Tuesday to six years in prison for cocaine trafficking and extortion.Vancouver Sun "

For everyone who speculated Teresa used coke heavily, (hence her 30 minute long videos) you were right!!


BAM. Got you, Teresa ;)

OH HOW COULD I EVER FORGET HIS PIC!

http://tinypic.com/r/5f26i1/6

Anonymous said...

OMG WHO DID THIS? GOLDEN

http://allthatglitters21.blogspot.com/2010/03/spring-cleaning-blog-sale-open.html

SHE'S NOT MONITORING HER COMMENTS?!?!? WHOEVER WROTE THIS I LOVE YOU

Anonymous said...

hahahah read the latest comments b4 she deletes

http://allthatglitters21.blogspot.com/2010/03/spring-cleaning-blog-sale-open.html

Anonymous said...

juicytuesday is gonna be bald by the time she is 45

is it just me or does she not have a lot of hair AT ALL

not all that glitters is gold said...

Holy trunk!!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHA. Nut she is not with the drug dealer son. She is with the 56 year old father. Got it?

Anonymous said...

What did the blog comments say?? she deleted them!

Anonymous said...

Toucan sam changed her comments to approval. Did anyone see what i wrote? i told her i was interested in purchasing the "emily aka hannah is really my daughter" eyeshadow and the "seasonsforyou.com lipgloss"

lol.

Anonymous said...

ahahahahahahahah someone screencap it!!!

Anonymous said...

@4:39

good call. I agree. I didn't even think of that. Plus it's the 56 yr olds address/google streeview that is the same house as what's in her christmas house tour vid.

she lives in a 600,000 dollar home. john senior is the one who is her boyf.

so she wasn't lying in her tweet saying we got it wrong.

i did. i thought surely she wouldn't ever sleep with anyone over 50 but boy was i wrong.

that's sick.

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

OKAY SO SAGGY TITS TUESDAY IS DATING/SLEEPING WITH 56 YEAR OLD JOHN BOYCE. GOT IT.

IT'S HIS SON WHO SERVED TIME IN PRISON.

Anonymous said...

prostituta

Anonymous said...

wait...wut?

Anonymous said...

ewwww that's gross

Anonymous said...

wait...so all along we've been speculating her boyfriend is in his 40s but it's wayyyyy worse than that. HE COULD BE HER FATHER.

DISGUSTING. So she has a sugar daddy afterall, eh?

Anonymous said...

i'm watching E! right now and they are advertising this new show called "Pretty Wild" about 3 rich sisters living it up/partying/being stupid/sarcastic/bitchy in LA.



ding ding ding. QVC sisters much?

not all that glitters is gold said...
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Anonymous said...

pinkiecharm's brother, i know right?

this is GOLDEN.

we were giving her too much credit thinking her boyfriend was ONLY in his 40's. so when she tweeted we had the facts wrong, she wasn't lying.

I never even thought that it was actually JOHN BOYCE she lived with. And john's son who is her age is the one dealing her the powder she loves so much.

Everytime she says she is doing a "cleanse" she is really going on a several day long coke binge.

not all that glitters is gold said...

sugar-grand-daddy

not all that glitters is gold said...

I think we need a new blogpost....

Needle said...

LOL once again I agree with pot pies... I didn't even think about adding shipping costs, though I was also thinking "wow, knocking 3 bucks off an item isn't much of a deal..."

This tactic for selling (posting commments/emails, first come first serve and so on) is very common on LJ, but in EjayLand people wouldn't really get away with shitty prices like that. Luckily Elle/Lisa can get away with it because she's a ~*youtube guru*~ with a ton of stupid fans.

Anonymous said...

don't send things to her through the mail. if she really is with hells angels, some of you don't realize how serious that is. it's not to be messed around with. doesn't even matter if you're across the country or in another state either.

Needle said...

Also you won't see me making fun of Lorraine for having a younger boyfriend, OR Juicytuesday for having an older one.

Who the fuck cares? They're consenting adults. Yes it's kind of odd but whatever. It's funny, though, the older you get the less age differences seem to matter.

Anonymous said...

if you've ever wanted to say anything to lisa and not get blocked, now's your chance. unlimited access! i've posted about 10 times asking her about the tv show her and lizzy are getting on/ big brother/ emily being her daughter, etc.

go comment! you can comment as anon. she won't approve it but she will see it and she can't block you!

http://allthatglitters21.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

wait, wait, isnt she like 25? and her boyfriend is 56? wut?

Anonymous said...

Needle:

he's 27 years old than what she claims to be. that's just sick. he could be her father. 10 years is no big deal. almost 30 is gross.

not all that glitters is gold said...

I make fun of everything

Anonymous said...

4:57 OH NO IM SHITTING MYSELF

Anonymous said...

5:01 not funny.

Anonymous said...

no i'm being serious, i have literally shit myself because i'm so scared

not all that glitters is gold said...

5:02 STFU

Anonymous said...

You guyz are so confusing This blog says Juicytuesday is older so why is it so bad that she's dating an older man???? WTF FAIL

Anonymous said...

http://www.cbc.ca/fifth/crimepays/bryce.html

this has pics of her boyfriend and the description of his house matches what she showed in her christmas house tour vid.

zing!

Anonymous said...

so is teresas boyfriend the old man or the one in prison? im so fucking confused

Anonymous said...

of all the clever names you could've used, you went with "pinkiecharms brother" really though?

Anonymous said...

"if she really is with hells angels, some of you don't realize how serious that is. it's not to be messed around with. doesn't even matter if you're across the country or in another state either."


IM SHAKIN IN MA BOOTZ!

Anonymous said...

@5:05

even if she's 37 that still makes him 19 or 20 years older.

he could still be her daddy. gtfo.

it's disgusting.

Anonymous said...

TERESA'S BOYFRAND IS THE OLD MAN. NOT THE ONE IN PRISON. JONATHAN IS THE SON. JOHN IS THE DAD.

I STREETVIEWED HER HOUSE (HIS ADDRESS) IN GOOGLE AND IT MATCHES WHAT WAS IN HER VIDEO.

BADA BING.

Anonymous said...

WTF shes dating a 56 year old man? what the actual fuck?

Anonymous said...

google dnw pinkecharm

http://i50.tinypic.com/2j4ojdh.png

Needle said...

lol @ pinkiecharm's brother yeah, making fun of EVERYTHING works, too. :D

IDK personally this is all making Juicytuesday look a little cooler to me, though, haha.

Anonymous said...

i love how little girls are probably clamoring to get lisa's recycled shit.

and frankly, i only just watched a few of Juicytuesdays videos after this post on her (never really cared to before) but coke makes a lot of sense, seeing the way she acts. plz just hold onto your septum gurll.

Anonymous said...

guys.....do you realize lisa has given us access to email all her loyal fans the truth about her? and lizzy? and emily?? this is too good to be true.

Anonymous said...

this is John..

http://dinosmc.com/internationalbikernews/cbmacphee001_Provincial_11-18-06_DL3U5G6.jpg

nice work teresa. he's hot. ;)

Anonymous said...

this is even weirder. this is the "brother" that passed away that teresa always talks about.

what makes it so weird is that he was the son of her boyfriend. so if she considers that her brother, then does she call john daddy?

http://www.mem.com/ContentDisplay.aspx?id=13120636

Kristen said...

This video is making me laugh :\

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67vdy17w_n0

Anonymous said...

Wait, is it possible that John is her actual FATHER???

Anonymous said...

teeheehee

lisa took all her comments down completely. ;)

guess she shook in her knickers.

Anonymous said...

i love it when kaka does close-ups of her hairy hands

Anonymous said...

@5:30

no. her mom and dad are on facebook. scroll back for their links.

john is her boyfriend.

her almost 60 year old boyfriend who probably has to take viagra to sleep with her.

and needle you only think she's "cool" b/c you're scared of the hells angels.

Anonymous said...

530:
I think that it's cuz of that girls toes. They're weird.

Anonymous said...

how old is teresa? i cba to find that driving license photo

Anonymous said...

haha kirsten me too. the white down comforter in the background adds a nice touch.

Anonymous said...

HOLY SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT GIRLS FEET. shes so tiny and then BAM

Anonymous said...

prob fake, oh well lol

http://www.formspring.me/foreverkailyn

Anonymous said...

I looked up johns adress and its the 618 kaslo road or whatever, but in juicys christmas video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-yopm-JxaA) and you pause at 2:02, you can see above her door that it says 341.

am i just looking at the wrong address? lol

Needle said...

@5:35 Yeah the hell's angels make me quake in my doc martens. It's totally why I think she's sooooo awesome and beautiful and perfect all of a sudden.

IDK it just makes her a teensy bit less BORING than most of the other youtubers. Though not interesting enough to actually, like, pay more attention to.

Anonymous said...

who are the hells angels?

Anonymous said...

juicytuesday is a badass now

Anonymous said...

so wait is that formspring fake?

Anonymous said...

@6:02 probably

Anonymous said...

:( fuck that lol. i was hoping it was real.

Anonymous said...

@6:04 unless she announces it on her channel then its fake. I wouldnt waste your time with that.

LisaHater said...

Ugh that greedy bitch Lisa actually sold most of her used garbage. And she needs to learn what the word 'pending' means. I thought at first when she put that she meant it was pending if it was going to be sold or not, but she used it to mark items that weren't sold. Idek.

Anonymous said...

Fuck this keeps getting better and better!!!!!!! I knew, from the moment I started watching Juicytuesday's videos, that "her guy" must be ugly and old as fuck. When you could sometimes hear him talk in the background, you could just tell he was old by his voice. I always new she was a gold digger! This just proves it!! ZING! I think she always has been a gold digger though, I mean...she's had those tits for about 10 years, right? Sure as fuck she didn't pay for implants 10 years ago, and she wasn't with her old guy then. It was prob. another old guy.

It's just creepy.

Anonymous said...

John Bryce owns like 3 different homes.

http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=e37fa659-0b95-4ed8-b127-771f8c4ddc44

read this article and you will see you were very correct when you saw 341 ;)

this proves EVERYTHING i said is real. i didn't know it showed 341 in her christmas tour vid. but it does. and this article lists their address.

so yes. teresa's boyfriend is an almost 60 year old drug dealing hells angel.

sweet.

Anonymous said...

whoever just watched teresa's christmas house tour and saw the 341 can you screencap it or tell me what minute mark to look? i wanna get it before she takes it down.


i can't believe i finally solved teh old man mystery. and lol when her gay friend aaron said he was in his 40's. riiiiight.

Anonymous said...

Hi Elle, I just wanted to let you you that you are an ugly old hag who looks in her 40s with a huge Jew nose. You have no talent and are only "famous" because of your younger, prettier sister. Youtube will not be around forever and neither will your little minions or "fame." :)

The comment I left on Lisa's blog. I know she won't approve it but I want her to read it. Aughhgh I just can't STAND that bitch! She is so vain and yet so ugly. Not to mention greedy.

LisaHater said...

Chanel Double Perfection Compact in "Intense Sun Beige" : Originally $50, my Price: $20

I used to LOVE this powder!! I think I went through about 6 containers of it while I was using it, but I have since moved on to other products. This one still has about 60% left, but it comes without the sponge... because I threw it out to use this product with a big, fluffy brush.


THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!!! $20 for a half used powder without the sponge? AND SOME IDIOT ACTUALLY BOUGHT IT! LAWD HAVE MERCY!! I'm appalled! Whoever bought that, you saved $30 and can now own Lisa Fowlers contaminated Chanel powder. Was it really worth $20?

Anonymous said...

lol! How can she live with herself. I myself like nice pretty things, and would love a huge diamond ring from my husband, and would love to live in a mansion like she lives in...but not if it meant having to suck on a nearly 60 year old cock! I'll take my 230 thousand dollar house and less than one karrat wedding ring and keep my sexy, in his twenties husband. ha!

LisaHater said...

@6:20 I agree! Lisa is basically the only guru I truly hate. Bitch is so talentless and ugly and pathetic. If it weren't for her sister she wouldn't even had made partner. Fuck her! Selling her crusty used makeup for almost the price she paid. She's so stupid.

LisaHater said...

And also, I love how Lisa KNOWS she sucks. That's why she spends so much time monitoring comments, blocking people, and threatening lawsuits. She literally spends most of her time dealing with the haters, when if she was confident she could easily ignore it and let "mean" comments through.

Anonymous said...

nevermind i found it!!!!

i got a cap of where teresa showed her house said 341 and there's the article that lists her hells angels 56 yr old boyfriend's info and address and BADA BOOM it matches.

i'd like to see her lie her way outta this one, eh?

29....56....yeah. gross. def. old enough to be her daddy.

Anonymous said...

Hai you guise, you don't think that Juicytuesday can get a Hell's Angel who's good with computers to trace all the IP addresses that talk about her in this blog, and then come kill us?? Do you think she could/would do that? THOUGHTS?????

Anonymous said...

i wish people from Lisa's school would or lizzy's hometown would dish out some gossip. especially on lizzy because her facebook pictures are of her making stupid kissy faces in slutty clothes, but she tries to be all perfect spokesgirl in her youtubes.

Anonymous said...

if lisa shit in a bag and tied it up with a pretty ribbon, someoen would buy it.

Anonymous said...

didnt lizzy quit school because kids at her school found her youtube?

Anonymous said...

supposedly she was being bullied at school. loser.

Anonymous said...

idk that formspring doesn't seem fake

Anonymous said...

why would lizzy's parents let her leave school?

LisaHater said...

Lizzy said she let the ~*~Mean girlz~*~ get to her and she dropped out to take online classes at home.

Anonymous said...

Is it part of some sort of contract with hot miami styles that you have to make a stupid fashion video when you get free clothes?

Anonymous said...

I feel bad for whoever bought lisa's granny shoes

Needle said...

@6:28 Nahhh if blogspot could provide IPs then Camille could have probably blocked our spammers by now. :( Blogspot may collect them, but if they do it's something you'd probably have to constantly contact them over...

And nowadays IPs are pretty vague, for example when I look my IP up I'll get a random town location anywhere within a 50-75 mile radius.

Unless you're a somewhat dense troll like Tyra was and provide your real name/some identifiable info you're probably pretty good.


And in any case, that's a pretty stupid cause for a "gang" to get worked up over.

Anonymous said...

Dulcecandy87 bought $1000 in Forever21 shit? Are you kidding me?! Can someone link me the video where she hauls it if there is one? It would be an hour long ffs!

Anonymous said...

@6:46

her boyfriend gave her a $1000 gift card to forever21

Anonymous said...

The Hells Angels are a motorcycle gang not a group of 4chan'ers with a load of time on their hand.

Anonymous said...

do you think teresa's boyfriend pays her to date him?

Anonymous said...

@6:46

accessories
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgOXPCB7Jps

clothes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWmD7jNnqpQ

Needle said...

My name is Kailyn and I was born on May 18,1990. I am an only child and have lived in Maryland all my life. I have a wonderful family and a great boyfriend named David. I have a sweet Yorkie puppy named Bella.

Pink is my favorite color, and I simply adore pearls and ruffles. From make-up to jewelry to fashion, I love it all.

I started wearing a little make-up when I turned eleven. When I was fifteen, I discovered, through friends, how amazing Mac Cosmetics are. One visit to a Mac counter and I was totally in love. Make-up became my passion. I joined several make-up groups and tried to learn as much as I could about the beauty industry.

I started making make-up videos on youtube. It was a great place to share and learn about make-up. I have had so much fun and met so many nice and talented people.

I enrolled in a 40 hour make-up and skin care course in May of 2009. I plan to further my career in that field. Make-up is a beautiful form of Art. You can express yourself in many different ways. Helping people feel beautiful is amazing. Remember, shoot for the moon. If you miss, you are still among the stars. If you have any questions feel free to message me and I will get back to as soon as I can.

If you are an independent company or any other company who would like a sponsor or someone to review their products, I would be willing to spread the news! For business inquiry, please e-mail me at
xokailynxo@gmail.com NO one else please!


Oh god Kailyn, why didn't your mother just SIGN the fucking thing, too? I mean she wrote everything else out for you.

Anonymous said...

i hate dulcecandy

Anonymous said...

Is Duclecandy's boyfriend rich?

How can he afford to spend $1000 on her?

spoiled bitch

Anonymous said...

@7:05

I guess they pay a lot in the army.

Anonymous said...

accessories
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgOXPCB7Jps

clothes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWmD7jNnqpQ

wtf?

LisaHater said...

I dislike DulceCandy. Something about her is just nerve irking. Plus she's ghetto trash ~new money~, she's so tacky.

Anonymous said...

lulz you're trying to act hard, like hells angels are nothing. if you ever laughed to their faces, you'd be shot and left for dead.

you do realize they're one of the largest and most violent gangs in the country, right? the have enough connections to find whoever they need to.

Anonymous said...

I don't like DulceCandy either. I'm watching those vids linked (geez this girl is into tacky shit!!!) and she is looking really harsh. Her hair looks like straw.

Anonymous said...

some of the clothes she wears are really cute, but she mistakes being funky with clothes for looking stupid

Anonymous said...

@7:10 agree

quadrilaterals said...

lmao it's really funny how like kai's mom isn't very good at writing her bio either, but it's so much better than kai could do herself so we all know. and her mom apparently doesn't know more than like three adjectives either so that probably explains why kai can't describe anything.

Anonymous said...

why is dulce so popular?

Anonymous said...

@7:13 #2

I'm wondering the same thing

Anonymous said...

accessories
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgOXPCB7Jps

clothes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWmD7jNnqpQ

wtf

Anonymous said...

some of the stuff she buys is really cute

Anonymous said...

OMG I SOLVED THE MYSTERY!!!

I found Teresa's boyfriend. His name is Jonathan Bryce and there is a reason she never shows his face. He is in PRISON. Read this article:

http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/story.html?id=c649cae2-df1a-42aa-af6a-f429873afcd0&k=88563

I found his facebook. I know it is him because he is friends with caitlin, teresa's sister, mark, her brother, Jan, her mother, and laura her sister. which btw, look at this pic of teresa and her flabby belly. Looks like her sister got all the looks:

http://tinypic.com/r/2rng01k/6

His name is Jonathan Bryce. Teresa is also friends with his daughter, Jessika Bryce.

I SOLVED TEH MYSTERY GUYSTH!!!! I think he probably served a couple of years of his sentence and is now out because awoz "met" him. But now it all makes sense why he's never shown his face. He was all over the news with the Hell's Angels drama and she was scared someone would recognize him.

So now we know how he makes his money. Plus his dad, John, is the president of the Vancouver Hells Angels. Jonathan isn't old afterall. There was a much bigger reason she kept him such a secret.

" Jonathan Sal Bryce, the son of John Bryce, the 56-year-old president of Vancouver's East End chapter of the Hells Angels, was sentenced Tuesday to six years in prison for cocaine trafficking and extortion.Vancouver Sun "

For everyone who speculated Teresa used coke heavily, (hence her 30 minute long videos) you were right!!


BAM. Got you, Teresa ;)

OH HOW COULD I EVER FORGET HIS PIC!

http://tinypic.com/r/5f26i1/6

quadrilaterals said...

i'm not sure if i like dulcecandy or not. i mean she doesn't necessarily annoy me but i think her videos are boring. and she wastes SO much money, omg. it's her money so she can spend it on whatever she wants obviously but you'd think since she's into fashion she'd spend her money on quality timeless pieces that she can incorporate into a lot of outfits instead of flavor of the week forever 21 shit that will only last five wears.

Anonymous said...

WHERE HAS KALEL BEEN?!

captcha: fulla

sounds like sumthing kai would sai.

Anonymous said...

@7:17

she tweeted a little while ago saying that starting this week she was going to make more videos

LisaHater said...

DulceCandy is such a try-hard. I'm watching her $1000 haul now. She buys shit just for the sake of buying it, and ~OMG THIS IS SO UNIQUE AND MAKES A BOLD STATEMENT EVEN THOUGH IT'S UGLY AS HELL, OH WELL I LIKE IT AND BOUGHT IT ANYWAY!~

Like truly, does she wear even 1/4 of that shit?! She must walk around looking like a hot mess every single day if she can manage to wear all the ugly crap she buys. Ugly headbands, ugly jewelry, ugly tights, ugly shoes....

AND WE GET IT BITCH! YOU HAVE MONEY! I get the vibe that half the videos she makes is just to show off and show she has money. Being able to buy all the ugly crap forever21 offers doesn't make you classy, boo.

NEW POST ON DULCECANDY PLEASE!

Anonymous said...

Talk about tacky--Dulce just showed harem pants aka Parachute/MC Hammer pants in her haul! Even worse they are super baggy in the crotch and looks like a baby diaper after a poop. Those are so fugly and she acts like they are on the cutting edge of fashion. Maybe but I've never seen anyone wear them except for her!

Anonymous said...

Okayy guys, here are some screencaps that pretty much proove that the whole juicytuesday/hells angels thing is real.


Here is the screencap of Juicytuesday's Christmas video, where you can clearly see that her address is 341..

http://i45.tinypic.com/2poy346.jpg



And here in a screencap of the article with the address 341 Springer..

http://i49.tinypic.com/a4o07s.jpg


This is what comes up when you type in the address on google maps..

http://i49.tinypic.com/zmb87d.jpg


And when you zoom into the front door..

http://i48.tinypic.com/250lcnr.jpg





Look familar..?
http://i48.tinypic.com/rsyoom.jpg







:)

Anonymous said...

I dont get why this blog goes after kailyn so much. She isnt any worse than some other people on youtube.

Anonymous said...

@7:23 PM- wow it is true

Anonymous said...

Oh god who gives a shit about dulce candy's spending habits. Sounds like plain ole fashion jealousy. You can say "oh yes im jealous of her ability to buy shitty clothes" but who cares its her money. If she wanted to just buy dollar store clothes why does it bother you so much? Is she using your money or her own?

Some people on here truly do need lives..get back to bashing gurus who scam not ones who buy clothes you dont like.

Anonymous said...

Okayy guys, here are some screencaps that pretty much proove that the whole juicytuesday/hells angels thing is real.


Here is the screencap of Juicytuesday's Christmas video, where you can clearly see that her address is 341..

http://i45.tinypic.com/2poy346.jpg



And here in a screencap of the article with the address 341 Springer..

http://i49.tinypic.com/a4o07s.jpg


This is what comes up when you type in the address on google maps..

http://i49.tinypic.com/zmb87d.jpg


And when you zoom into the front door..

http://i48.tinypic.com/250lcnr.jpg





Look familar..?
http://i48.tinypic.com/rsyoom.jpg







:)

Anonymous said...

@7:30 you dont have a life either if ur on here

quadrilaterals said...

@7;27

because kailyn provides the most material with her bizarre antics. duh.



and yeah dulcecandy doesn't really bother me. it IS her money. like i said though, for someone so into fashion (isn't she going to school for it or something?) i think it's weird that she spends so much money on things that go out of style immediately. but i mean it's whatever. i don't have a problem with people spending money they worked hard for.

Anonymous said...

it's kind of scary that teresa has ties with a gang.

Anonymous said...

luls at kalels tweet: "Watching the Academy Awards...if for some crazy reason I ever end up in one of those seats...omg I will the happiest person EVER."

Anonymous said...

@ 1st 7:30 I can guarantee you that none of us are jealous of Dulce Candy and her "fashion" sense. I can't stand how she makes vids bragging about how she is an aspiring designer when she has no fucking taste or talent. It's ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

I get why she does that..I mean trends come and go so why not spend money on clothes that you wont care about throwing out once they go out of style. Now if she were buying a black cocktail dress then yes put money into it or a fur coat but not the whole trends we got going on now. They will be out of style in I say a few yrs

Needle said...

What quadrilaterals said.

If I had that much disposable income, I'd invest in some higher end items, and/or more unique items rather than EVERYTHING from one single store. That is, if I spent it on clothes at all--I'd probably end up buying electronics and CDs and shit, lol.

quadrilaterals said...

LMAO KALEL

the only way she'd ever be there is if like she won tickets in a contest or something. god she's so ridiculous hahaha. why would you even say something so stupid?

Anonymous said...

7:37 you said exactly what i said you would :)....how is she making videos bragging shes just showing what she got. So doing hauls of any kind is bragging LOL LOL LOL. Unless she said "im so awesome i went and got thsi from f21 and you didnt ha ha ha" i dont see how she is bragging.

quadrilaterals said...

@7:37

that's a good point, i hadn't thought of it that way. but at the same time, you'd think she'd have a few timeless pieces. everything she wears is so cheap and ridiculous.

LisaHater said...

I don't care how Dulce spends her money. But what she buys IS tacky. And she does over spend, there's no denying it. If she didn't want people to talk about it then she shouldn't be making hauls every week for everyone to see. And she goes to some fashion school, but she seems to have no sense of style. That haul video was all cheap studded crap. Nothing cute or fashionable about it.

AND CAN YOU GUYS STOP GETTING INTO GROWN PEOPLE'S BUSINESS?! (Re: JuicyTuesday and posting her whole life story)

Anonymous said...

quadrilaterals go back to being a passive aggressive bitch on greatestjournal/insanejournal

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