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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

SaggyTuesday

Ah, Teresa (JuicyTuesday on YT).. when you gunna stop lying about your age, gurrrl? While I know you enjoy living in the fantasy that you are still in your twenties, those bags under your eyes beg to differ. We know in reality you just turned 37.

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Its okay, not a big deal, everyone gets there eventually, no need to lie about it. Good thing you've got that sugar daddy keeping you comfortable, right?

Speaking of which, it was pretty cute that in one of Teresa's latest vids, she showed her viewers the new hat and sweater that her dear boyfriend(?) bought for her recently. She mentioned that she thought both were pretty ugly, UNTIL, however, she saw the price tag. Too bad money can't buy class, eh?

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Additionally, how could we forget the drama she created with msfili? That's an entire post in itself, but basically, people claim that she ended up giving out msfili's information (address, phone number, etc) which is pretty shitty, but I suppose this can't really be proved one way or another; the entire situation is just stupid and immature (especially for a 37year old ;) ).

So anyway, I guess the final point to make in this lame post is that; Teresa, in between slurps of coffee, please consider putting a bra on in the morning? :)

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GuruGossiper said...

We've got Fat Neagle dropped down to 5th place!!! Let's work on getting her even lower!

http://www.bobbibrowncosmetics.com/prettypowerful/voting.tmpl

Vote for the person who is right after her!

not all that glitters is gold said...

Dude, I say Hollywood should better be prepared for a kick ass actress coming their way this summer.


lulz

Anonymous said...

she's showing up as 4th place for me?
either way, that's hilarious! keep voting for the redhead!
there needs to be a daily reminder to vote, because you can vote for the same person every 24 hours.

Anonymous said...

i bet after posting that football fumble she's gunna start being more careful and shady.
fake ass bitch.

Anonymous said...

http://www.bobbibrowncosmetics.com/prettypowerful/voting.tmpl

vote for the people below fat neagle

Anonymous said...

could it be possible maybe elle posted the football fumble on purpose for more attention? i don't think she'd post a video without watching it and making sure it's perfect, and she deleted it a while after, but tons of people had a chance to watch it. and when her little girl fans asked on twitter if it was because of the football thing she just played stupid like she didn't know what theyre talking about.

Anonymous said...

5:37 That is possible...BUT I doubt it. She REALLY tried to cover her tracks.

Anonymous said...

5:37 I don't think so, cause she's downplaying her fumble and acting like it never happened.

Anonymous said...

xsparkage made a new video on her other channel saying that she's going to start losing weight. kinda funny because she gave people on here shit for bringing it up and swore all over town that she was the same size as she's always been.

Anonymous said...

http://twitpic.com/18ubp8

Fashion at its finest

Don't you all agree?

Anonymous said...

5:37 I can't really think of anyone who would want to make themselves look like a compete fake on purpose. This is Lisa we're talking about here. She always wants to be seen in the best light and I doubt she would want to risk losing viewers and thus, money.

Anonymous said...

lol "and off I go" she went outside looking like that?

Anonymous said...

Lol @ DulceCandy. I still cannot believe that someone with absolutely no fashion sense is going into fashion design. It doesn't make sense! All her Forever21 and WalMart clothing is either already out of style or was never IN style.

Anonymous said...

ellen is such a fake bitch. and the site balir is promoting/doing a giveaway for is expensive! i went on the design page and made a really simple shoe and it was $180, wtf. apparently she thinks 12 year olds can afford that.

Anonymous said...

5:55,

Dulce looks like a chola in that picture.

Pardon my choice of words, but that is the only way i know how to describe her look.

Needle said...

Awwww what'd I miss :(

Any youtube links of what happened?

Anonymous said...

Elizablair must be under the impression that everyones parents are as well off as hers.

Anonymous said...

So many sad pathetic people on here WOW. Do you people really enjoy sitting around doing NOTHING but talking about people? Hiding behind a fucking computer? LOSERS.

HAHA

-A Guru

Anonymous said...

Needle, Lisa revealed to every one of her viewers that she's fake in her 50 q's video. Then she took it down, citing "copyright reasons."

Anonymous said...

dulce is so ghetto. she always looks like cheap ghetto garbage. all the cheap clothes she buys is tacky and not cute, but yet she's a fashion major? she must be like lisa and miss a ton of class because she has no sense of style and has no clue what the trends are. she gets her trends from forever21, so she thinks the trends are ~edgy with cheap studs and zippers~

Needle said...

No, we do other things, too. Don't flatter yourselves thinking we're obsessed with doing NOTHING but talking about you guys.

- A semi-anon

Anonymous said...

A comment from Miss Chievous's blog about lying gurus in August:

"I have a perfect story for this. When I was at IMATS I saw a very "popular" guru. This guru was very full of themselves & didn't feel like they really needed to talk or say Hi to the subbies that may have noticed them. It was really sad how much they thought of themselves. What I also saw is this same guru going around giving a card & trying to get free stuff. They didn't want to pay for it. The people at this booth didn't know who they were. Then I heard them say how many subbies they have. I was so sick at this point. 2 days later the product was reviewed as a purchase. I am no longer a subbie. I think others may have had a similar experience because this person was never discussed by the other gurus that were there on YT. "

Lisa? Fattycharm?

Anonymous said...

lmao at people thinking here do nothing but talk on this blog. give me a fucking break. dont flatter yourself "gurus"

Anonymous said...

629 probably ellen

Needle said...

@6:23 and 6:25 Lol, thanks! Somehow I was hoping it'd be juicier than that.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Gurus are so stuck up and self-centered they think ALL haters do is obsess over them. GET OVER YOURSELVES! Browsers have these remarkable things these days called TABS, that allow you to have more then one website open at the same time, and you can easily switch between them! Isn't that something!

Gurus/guru fans always come here acting like we're on here 24/7 and doing nothing else. They're always blinded by rage to think rationally and realize posting on this blog is just like going on any other website!

Anonymous said...

ohh that thing misschievious wrote sounds like Lisa. she went to imats didn't she? someone who's very popular with a lot of subscribers, and who we know was there? totez ellisa

Anonymous said...

I think 6:23 "a guru" is lisa/ellen. It sounds like her and we all know she has nothing else better to do! just like how she blocks anyone on youtube or twitter that does anything she doesnt like!

Anonymous said...

6:35 ikr

if anyone needs to get off the computer and "get a life" it's the gurus tbh. they spend hours making shitty videos, editing it, blogging, twittering, and some (like ellen and balir) even spend hours reading hater comments, blocking them, etc.

Anonymous said...

So many sad pathetic people on here WOW. Do you people really enjoy sitting around doing NOTHING but talking about people? Hiding behind a fucking computer? LOSERS.

HAHA

-President Obama

Anonymous said...

Wow. I was having a bad day until now. Thanks Ellen!

Anonymous said...

It pisses me off how no guru knows how to pronounce anything properly! It is so frustrating to listen to them say things wrong sometimes.

Anonymous said...

ItsJudy has some F*ucked up teeth!!!!

Anonymous said...

6:53 And a fucked up nose. Girl has the worst nose job since Michael Jackson. It's hard to watch her vids sometimes.

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Anonymous said...

So buying clothes from forever 21 and h&m = Ghetto well hell someone forgot to send me the memo bc I suppose Im ghetto ..which is hilar bc ive NEVER been refered to as ghetto in my life :)....

ps id rather be a chav thankyou

Anonymous said...

Lisa was at imats and i see her handing out her business card and asking for free product. I bet her and lizzy both did that.

Anonymous said...

@ 7:00 That's nice, now go back to Dulce Candy's shrine of bad taste, whoops I mean her channel..

Anonymous said...

Companies don't offer Elizabeth money to showcase their product. She CHARGES THEM. There's a huge difference.

Anonymous said...

@6:29

That was a comment left by a reader though not by miss chevious herself she never was at imats because she's in Europe. It was on her blog entry discussing paid reviews and sponsorships etc if i remember right. she didn't address the qvc sisters directly at all but a lot of people thought it might have been implied. good to know there's still gurus on youtube who don't sell out.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iShZ9_zbSpE

HELLO EVERWAAAAAAAAAAN
:07 she is going to say Hi Everyone but accidentally says Hello Everyone which obviously confuses her LMAO

Anonymous said...

losers lmao

Needle said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ku4qW2Umv8

So someone correct me if I'm wrong, I've only seen that weird Telephone video once, but I'm pretty sure I don't remember lady gaga wearing a huge fucked up looking nautical star on her face at any time during the video. Exactly *what* is kimitoxxic trying to do? O.o

Anonymous said...

@6:42....um yeah the gurus do spend alot of time at the computer
and oh yeah theres that little fact that they get paid thousands and thousands to do so hahahahaha
laughing all the way to the bank at your sorry ass cha ching :)

Anonymous said...

I don't want to be mean but kimitoxxxic really isn't good at makeup. Also her liner in that vid is wonky.

Needle said...

"thousands and thousands"

LOL I'd like to see these figures. Unless you're like, Elle or Blair status, I really don't think most people are making that much.

Just face it: some of us have jobs ('cause some of us, you know, prefer real world jobs where we get up off our asses and interact with people face to face), lives... AND we still find the time to come on here while talking to friends, on breaks, or looking up other things on the internet. FUCK OUR LIVES FAIL SO MUCH.

Anonymous said...

7:09 just because YOU dont like what dulce buys doesnt make it ugly it just isnt your style learn to have an open mind bitch!!!oh I forget this is the same blog that hates homosexuals ~insert eye roll here~

Anonymous said...

lmao lmao lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtNTVM0uxSs

kai kaiz secretz

Anonymous said...

has lisa seen this yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKT8W1q5cGA

shes a bad actor

Needle said...

Awwww fupacharm's videos are back! :D

Anonymous said...

She's trying to do this: http://www.bscreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Lady-Gaga-Telephone-video.jpg

It wasn't make up it was handing on her headband.

Kimitoxxic is so tragic. She really sucks at doing makeup. Bigtime.

Anonymous said...

jtuesday has a new video up

Anonymous said...

LMAO
id rather NEVER set my alarm ever work whenever the hell i feel like it make a 10 min vid upload it and be done for the day for work

lmao

cashing in off youtube rules suckas!!!

Anonymous said...

7:49 Dulce thinks she will succeed in the fashion biz with no sense of fashion, and for that I feel bad for her. She can wear what she wants but that doesn't mean any of it looks good. And yes most of her wardrobe is full of tacky clothes!

Anonymous said...

Not sure if this was mentioned already. LOL a GUY calls Michelle Phan out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcQAlacY3Us

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Anonymous said...

i like:

-sleeping in

-working whenever i feel like it and if i dont feel like working i wont that day because i know my minions are desperatly waiting for a new video and if i put one up 2 days later they will still watch it hehehe

-making money

-not slaving away at some 9-5 job




yep youtube for the win!!!! keep talking and watchinhg you guys are increasing my paycheaque :)

please please continue and spread the word on this blog :)


thanks guys so much for giving me a raise :)

Anonymous said...

^ you mean balir and ellen?

Needle said...

FUCK. I'm having a sentimental moment, you guiz. Watching Kimi slather liner to make a inner-corner wing over the "bridge of her nose" that's uneven due to her cleft palette.... it's just kind of seriously tragic. I can't lol. :( I'm sitting there thinking "no, just wipe it off...keep trying! Don't be so heavy handed, you can do it!"

I want to like Kimi 'cause she does such crazy makeup. It's kind of repetitive sometimes (srsly, how many blue looks do I need to see?) but I think it COULD be interesting with some work.

Her liner is always uneven, though, you're right @7:37. I think we all have days where our liner isn't the best...but that's when the normal person would think "ok, I'm not going to take makeup pics or close up videos today".

Anonymous said...

6:55-THANK YOU!! I NEVER can watch itsjudytime's video's because her nose job is so horrible. Why would she DO THAT to herself?!

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Anonymous said...

8:03 you think yt is going to be around forever allowing you to live like that? DREAM ON it's a FAD and will be over in a few years and so will your career, whoever you are.

Needle said...

@7:55 @8:02

That's nice for you, I'll concede. But some of us don't prefer that ~*lifestyle*~, so you can stop pretending like youtube is the fucking greatest or something. :P

Although... do you live outside the US? By your misspelling of "paycheque" (or as you said, "paycheaque"), I would assume you're not. So maybe you live in a country with free healthcare.... which must be nice, considering youtube as a "job" doesn't offer anything in the way of that (or job stability for that matter) for most of the "gurus" in the US.

Anonymous said...

Lisa's going to die alone with her cats :(

Anonymous said...

sorry i meant the 1st 8:02...

Anonymous said...

8:03 whats kimis channel??

Anonymous said...

Do Canadians spell paycheck paycheque?? If so it might be saggytitted JT!!

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Unknown said...

oh wait look!
Phanni is wearing glasses and that means she's an uber gaming nerd. She is so fucking cool. *sigh*

Anonymous said...

lollololol

Anonymous said...

christianity is a plague. i can't believe these fucking assholes are celebrating the spread of a giant fucking cult. Yay! My imaginary friend is better than those stupid asian's imaginary friends and we're going to wipe those motherfuckers out.
fuck i hate her even more. Stupid bible thumping wanna be gamer twat.

Anonymous said...

HATERS MAKE ME FAMOUS

Anonymous said...

theres a new blog post up

Anonymous said...

MR. PHAN LOOKS SO UGLY IN HER NEW VIDEO

Anonymous said...

WHAT REALLY??????? NEW POST?!?!?!?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

Hey phake phanny did you get the game at midnight? oh wait did you go pick it up at mignight? What was that you said? you went to the store at midnight? Hey does anyone know if phanny was at the store at midnight?

Needle said...

@8:03 http://www.youtube.com/user/KimiToxxxic

And EUGH, at the end of the gaga video she just slathered on that dark lipstick right from the tube...with nothing underneath. That is another huge pet peeve of mine. Unless you're a seasoned pro or something, that is guaranteed not to work out. :(

And going by that pic @7:51 so kindly posted (ty, by the way), her lipstick from that look in the video is most definitely more red than "violet". :(

piggiecharm said...

Did anyone else know that Kalel will be speaking at VidCon? or am I late? lulz

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Anonymous said...

We've known. "Kalel" asked to be on the panel lol what a loser

Anonymous said...

LETS ALL MOVE TO THE NEW POST, I GOT THE FIRST COMMENT!

Anonymous said...

OMG First??? Reallllyy?!?!?1?

Anonymous said...

let it DIEE

Anonymous said...

YESS!!!!! FIRST! :d

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

OK NOW HOPEFULLY WE ALL GOT THE MESSAGE TO MOVE TO THE NEW POST SO HOPWEFULLY THERES WILL BE NO ONE STILL POSTING AFTER I RIGHT THIS AS I DECLARE THIS POST COMMENTING SECTION CLOSED.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

SHE DOESN'T BARK. I JUST WANT TO HEAR HER BARK ONCE... :( *SOB*

BELLA U SELFISH BITCH Y DNT U BARK!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

PLEASE DO A POST ABOUT XXALLIEXCOSMETICSXX. GOODNESS, HER NAME SOUNDS LIKE A PORN WEBSITE LOL.

Anonymous said...

her screen name is xXAllieCosmeticsxX for the record and she claims the x's are decorations. btw, she's boring. no scoop on her.

Anonymous said...

Soooo now faffinette is including FTC info in the sidebar all of a sudden.

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Anonymous said...

YOU GUYS R IDIOTS LOL, THERE IS DIFFERENT SPELLING IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES!! not everything is the same spelling as u guys spell it.. licence is the right way to spell it in different countries..
i dont get how u guys can think its a fake i.d, u cant even see the pic clear enough to tell its not her, and shes prob real young in it dumasses lol i look SOO different and i got mine like 5 years ago only.. so stop hating u gurls r so pathetic. i have to LOL at all of this...

Anonymous said...

Her licence looks legit to me. I'm from BC and that's exactly what mine looks like apart from the date. And we re-use the same photos for years. My licence has a picture from when I was 17 - which was almost 5 years ago. Picture won't get re-taken until I'm 30. We're lazy like that in BC.

Anonymous said...

what does qvc mean? everyone says the 'qvc sisters' about elle and blair but no idea what it means.

Anonymous said...

she's had botox. Her eyebrows never ever ever move.

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