Ah, Teresa (JuicyTuesday on YT).. when you gunna stop lying about your age, gurrrl? While I know you enjoy living in the fantasy that you are still in your twenties, those bags under your eyes beg to differ. We know in reality you just turned 37.
Its okay, not a big deal, everyone gets there eventually, no need to lie about it. Good thing you've got that sugar daddy keeping you comfortable, right?
Speaking of which, it was pretty cute that in one of Teresa's latest vids, she showed her viewers the new hat and sweater that her dear boyfriend(?) bought for her recently. She mentioned that she thought both were pretty ugly, UNTIL, however, she saw the price tag. Too bad money can't buy class, eh?
Additionally, how could we forget the drama she created with msfili? That's an entire post in itself, but basically, people claim that she ended up giving out msfili's information (address, phone number, etc) which is pretty shitty, but I suppose this can't really be proved one way or another; the entire situation is just stupid and immature (especially for a 37year old ;) ).
So anyway, I guess the final point to make in this lame post is that; Teresa, in between slurps of coffee, please consider putting a bra on in the morning? :)
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
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I'm adding other youtubers because I've always wanted to discuss Shane Dawson and how much he's changed!
Suggestions on other youtubers to add?
its a good board! Lets all start posting!
meganheartsmakeup
Blair is so boring
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgiMyGRpBWo
lizzy looks weird
Live chat room everywann!!
http://guruchat.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=chat
(guests are allowed!)
@6:45 Lizzy looks bad without a lot of makeup.
How is a youtuber added on the guruchat site? You forgot "Lorrainey-pie" *vomit*
LOL. She isnt worth of bashing!
Lorraine's daily vlog was short today.
Lisa (in the wheelchair) and Lizzy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x9mF46a0gY
Lorraine would love the attention. She's just like petrilude.
What's Lorraine's YouTube name?
@6:57 LOL
Lorraines is TheCurrentCustom
lorraine will love the attention
Holy shit it looks like gossip girl vomited all over Lizzy. I'm half expecting to see gray hair. She looks like a granny! The bow is not doing you any favors sweetie!!
kailyn's room tour, what's up with all the shooter glasses?
lizzy is going to nyc for her birthday, maybe shes dressing like shes on gossip girl for a reason
the qvc sisters have a granny style.
Lizzy sure is looking to the right and away from the camera every time she mentions "little sister". She's having a hard time making eye contact with the camera while she's spoon feeding us this crap story!
what's funny is you know blairizabeth dresses up only for the sake of her video. its not like she goes anywhere........except maybe the gym. or to panera with her one and only friend Lauren.
@6:02-Kai will probably wear one of her ugly bow headbands to copy Lizzy.
Ugg and yes the QVC sisters are soo annoying. Why the FUCK can't Lisa defend herself?! She has to have her little sister make a vid talking all about when their little "sister" was born. Sad.
712, i noticed she was looking away a lot in the video about how she hasn't been on youtube in a while and how stressful she is an all about her homeschooling, etc. i can't believe a thing that comes out of either of the qvc sisters' mouths.
I can imagine these the qvc sisters walking around their hick town decked out it in uglyass forever 21 clothes, pearls, ugly chanel shoes and bows.
7:11 YES!!! They totally do! And their wrinkles at their age just add to it.
is lisa home or at school?
@7:19 You can't trust them for good reason. She isn't stressed about school. She up to something w Lisa. They are always scheming.
omg the qvc sisters totally dress like old ladies
@ 721 shes at home.
Lizzy looks like she was beat with an ugly stick.
That shot glass collection was probably given to Kai from her mom. We know her mom loved booze but gave it up after Kai was born and the guilt set in.
who is uglier elle or blair?
Lisaelle
KAI'S ROOM TOUR...HOW MUCH MAKEUPP DOES 1 PERSON NEED...no scrath that EVERY GURU ON YOUTUBE. cases and cases of makeup for 1 person, it just doesn't add up
Lisa
Lizzy's a fug
Off topic, but who are some of your favorite non-beauty people on youtube?
I really like smosh, sxephil and shaytards.
7:28 #1, And what makes it worse is that you KNOW Kai doesn't throw out shit and LOTS of it is old and bad by now. YUCK!
sorry for the double post
Wow thanks for sharing your sweat pants and hoola hooping w us. Oh and the part where you kept smiling cause you want to show how pretty your teeth are. Is obnoxious!! Like you and your sis!
@7:30 PM- I love shaytards
@7:32 who hoola hoops?
@7:30: SWalkermakeup, Floooof, Deanne5253, Muffinismylovers
Kai's room is reminiscent of a middle schooler's
I hate sxephil.
@7:30: OH my bad!! I didn't realize you said NON-Beauty! Sorry!
I love asathecomic even though he stopped making videos.
what happened with that whole asa-sxephil falling out thing?
I'm wondering if Emily is going to follow the path of her mother and aunt ;)
All that makeup is not going to help your face Kai, if you were born with FAS. Sorry.
I think its funny Elle's most viewed video is of Hannah.
asa is a whiney little bitch. i'm glad he's done with videos
@7:34 Lizzy was hoola hoopin in the blooper portion of her fourth grade vlog.
722 ikr? "omg i'm sooo excited to tell you about what's happening with me and elle but i can't yet because it's not final." of course you're excited, you get to brag about moving to LA and then doing... whatever the hell they're doing there.
@7:49 link?
7:45 PM fuck you team asa bitch
Who or what is an ASA?
@7:54
team sxephil
someone should just keep tweeting to the qvc sisters "I KNOW YOURE MOVING TO LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP WITH THE ACT ALREADY!"
they keep actin like we dont know theyre movin
has anyone tried calling kaiz number lately?
omg why would you call kai?!
LEAVE LIL KAIKAIZ ALONE!!!!
most people dont know they are moving to LA
I fucking hate asa. He wasnt funny and he blames everything on Phil.
Can someone post the link where Lizzy hoola hoops?
Can someone please explain who ASA is?!
Didn't sxephil use bots to get his ratings up?
sxephil is overrated
If you don't want to call her, you could always email her at her new gmail address, xokailynxo@gmail.com! :D
I don't really understand the whole asathecomic problem.
Can anyone explain?
@8:07 sxephil knows ppl who control youtube and he made it so asa's videos never show up for people.
asa's full of lolz
Why did Phil leave the station?
@8:04 #2, why would you want to do that to your eyes?
What's a good foundation primer?
I used to the smashbox photo finish but it looks oily on my skin.
team sxephil cause i have no clue who asa is
@8:32 PM- NARS
@8:32 then you are probably using too much on your face. anything more than a dime sized amount is too much
sxephil is a whiny piece of shit begging his subs for money. he is ruthless using bots to get featured and sabotaging others.
I love raywilliamjohnson
Is Fafi wearing a Lorraine necklace or one that just looks similar??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTnkscmr8hM
No. But that necklace is nice. Lorraines is junk. Cute girl in the video.
lisahater:Who or what is an ASA?
March 8, 2010 7:57 PM
haha <3 it he's asathecomic
im team asa ♥
phil made a video about the station claiming they didnt pay him enough and that everyone there except for kassem and shay were money hugry dicks the station lost 7,000+ sub because of that video the next day he deleted it.
oh my gosh. blairizabeth has been such a gossip girl wannabe for the past 2 videos that i've seen of her. do you really think you're cute with all those fucking bows?!?!?!?!?!?!
maybe she dreams of being those prestigious upper-east-siders
phil's a dickwad
i bought a gvp straightner and ive had it one for 15 min and its still heating well i think its still heating cause the red light is still one and the green light is flickering does anyone know why that is?
does anyone know any good pro ana songs tips or websites?
it's pretty shitty that Phil left the station because he wasnt getting paid enough. He uses bots to get views and is such an asshole.
to top it off his videos are crap and he is jealous of everyone.
poor asa
i say return your gvp straightner and buy a chi or a babyliss.
worth the money :)
I'd return it unless its suppose to take that long to heat up.
lol gtfo with your pro ana shit
also is it any wonder elizablair looks like gossip girl threw up on her? where do you think she got the name Blair? ;)
lol. has blairizibeth ever mentioned that shes in love with gossip girl? i know i remember her saying shes obsessed w/watching keeping up with the crapdashians and the hills.
i think she doesnt mention shes in love with gossip girl cuz that will just be even more obvious that she stole her name from gossip girl
Whose hotter, Kassem or Phil?
@10:21
wtf Phil is fugly.
Kassem is a fug too but better looking than sxephil.
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Dear Kailyn
You went to makeup school, right? Didn't they teach you anything about color theory and such?
When you constantly put on warm pink lipglosses with cool pink shadows, it looks, I don't know, WRONG somehow.
Plz reconsider, thx.
sxephil is youtubes biggest asshole
has anyone tried that plus 5 whitening thing that everyone on youtube was raving about
11:04-I wanted to but in my town you can only get the gel, not the whole kit. I was going to order it online eventually.
why didn't kai go to a legit cosmo school? she obviously learned shit at whatever "school" she went to. although from what ive seen, the best makeup artists dont really have a lot of formal training.
I remember last year when Lizzy's subs made a petition to get lizzy on gossip girl. Cuz she loved it so much.
do the crest whitestrips really work?
@11:40- i don't think any amount of training at any school would help kai, lol
Fafinette was never hacked. If you look at her video view count, it's above 60 million. None of her current views are above 1 million views, it is impossible for her to have that many. She privated them all, I'm positive. The whole thing was just a scam for more views. What a fake bitch.
When Kaka showed outside her bedroom window, it looked like a parking lot. With white lines.
Kai why do you always have a plastic storage lid inside that doggy playpen???
I doubt fafinette was hacked.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ForeverKailyn
Kai's new channel
Thanks, Sherlock.
@12:17 you're a little to the game.
@12:17 you're a little late to the game.
Wow, if Fafinettex went out of her way to act like she was hacked TWICE that's fuuuucked.
@11:47 Even if the videos are deleted the old view count remains.
But I don't believe she was hacked twice either :P
LULZ at kaka's room TORR video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZpGZMzND_E&feature=channel
willofdc has such an unfortunate schnoz
That really doesn't make sense why Fafinette would delete all her videos (and they are deleted, links of previous videos showed up as "this video has been removed by the user"). She's lost subscribers as a result of being hacked. There's no logic in that decision.
Liberty of London is out today! Code lash310 for free shipping and a free mini mascara =)
What (if anything) are you guys getting? I have only ordered a lipstick and lipglass so far.
Lorraine's new daily vlog is up
i love when kai says "sone-ya kah-JOOOK"
;]
What lipstick and lipglass did you get flip?
Hai everywannn!
Don't forget http://guruchat.proboards.com ;)
Is it just me or is the internet seeming "slow" these days? Like there's nothing going on on it. Gurus take 100 years to upload new videos (like Kalel), this blog has slowed down, and even on other sites I usually go on it seems like updates are few and sparse and not a lot of people are posting.
11:04 PM its alright.
11:42 PM yes i swear by crest white strips
What is everyone getting from the new MAC london collection?
9:54 AM: i want blue india nail polish. im not to crazy about everything.
the blue nail polish looks beautiful
whoever was asking about the plus 5 system, i started it a week ago and it's working VERY well. the full set was $11 after tax and the gel by itself was $7 after tax. :)
MAC nail polish formulas suck balls. OPI has a color almost identical to it.
I think the packaging is ugly, so I'll most likely depot the shadows. My list:
Bough Grey e/s
Birds & Berries e/s
Free to Be e/s
English Accents lipglass
Petals & Peacocks lipstick
@10:43
if you want to save a little money you can buy free to be in a pro pan
Yep, Fafinette is totally not doing the FTC guidelines. In her new video, she is using that CHI Spring Curling Iron which she got from Beautychoice a long time ago and there's no mention of her receiving it for free. Is it THAT big of a deal to say you got it for free?!
Fafinette was never hacked. If you look at her video view count, it's above 60 million. None of her current views are above 1 million views, it is impossible for her to have that many. She privated them all, I'm positive. The whole thing was just a scam for more views. What a fake bitch.
Wow. Post on this next please.
@11:24 yeah fafi said awhile ago in one of her vids that she hates the ftc rule and thinks it's stupid so i guess we won't ever see disclaimers in her vids.
i dont understand why some of these gurus are so defiant. most of us already knew she got it for free, whats the big deal. shes obviously very dishonest. plus, her voice is just plain annoying.
that is the tackiest piece of shit i've ever seen.
http://hydrogen.dailybooth.com/pictures/large/eb011e853d4d26d83f616f414eec038e_3485483.jpg
http://hydrogen.dailybooth.com/pictures/large/eb011e853d4d26d83f616f414eec038e_3485483.jpg
that is the tackiest piece of shit i've ever seen.
fafinette has no cartlige in her nose or something - she loooks like miss piggy with a tan
lmao i love how fafi acts like she's above the ftc and stating whether or not she got shit for free, and to think i actually used to like her.
I used to like her too but all the "reviews" of things she doesn't even use and not admitting she received things for free which is NO big deal is complete bs.
Im so tired of watching Lorraine buy effin' fruit and starbucks and try to pimp out the stores merchandise which is way over priced.
I also dont give a flying fuck what she is wearing and dont need to see her boobs.
She looks exactly like her mom ..both are very peculiar looking.
And her tats are tacky and ugly.
There, that lil moment of venting felt awesome
@1:07 i completely agree. she's done pretty much the same exact video everyday for a month. her life is boring as shit.
i am not so sure she is overcharging. that jeanine payer necklace in her latest vlog is $410 in her store but it's $440 on jeanine payer's own website
hey, i got no dog in this fight, just sayin she wasnt overcharging for that piece is all
wtf is up with fafi's pose in her first picture on her hair curling video? trying to make your curling iron look hot? sexy pose fail.
1:45 Ha, I noticed that too. On the upside, I also noticed that she got rid of whatever it was that she was putting around her eyes that made her look like complete and utter shit. Everyone was commenting on it, I was sure she was going to disable comments because she can't take the criticism.
Kalel tweeted that she's going to have a new video up later today!
Hi. I am Lorraine. I am boring and love to make money from stupid you tubers, Hehehe I have the necklaces and bracelts on my blog. Please buy my over priced crap so you too can be cool! I love my boobs so much. I talk about them every day :snort: haha. Please buy stuff that sits and rots in my parents store, as you can see no one ever shops here so I love to sell the crap to my loyal subs. My necklace is for sale on myu blog. I need new implants , please buy my necklaces! OMG today a Guy was staring at me while getting out of my car. He was like your so hot. I was like really creeped out. Guys never look at anyother woman but me. I feel the need to tell all you people. Omg Debbi is a hustler. I need starbucks.
it's gorgeoussssss, love it.
kai is so full of herself. she calls all of her looks gorgeous and pretty. uh, no.
lol 2:03, that pretty much sums up Lorraine.
" whoever was asking about the plus 5 system, i started it a week ago and it's working VERY well. the full set was $11 after tax and the gel by itself was $7 after tax. :)
"
Hey, I bought that too after reading it on here. I actually saw it on the black girl's YT video making fun of Kai and bought it after her review.
kashjooooook. lulz that's like when she kept calling carlisle car-lease.
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sexy.
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I've placed 3 orders because I keep finding more I want. So far I have:
blue india n/p
ever hip l/s
blooming lovely l/s
&
english accents lipglass.
I'm trying to decide between shell pearl and summer rose beauty powder blush. Anyone getting either of those? I also kind of like the dirty plum blush.
http://www.saynow.com/kaikhaos
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LEAVE HER MESSAGES <333333
I'm getting shell pearl, i think it will look good on me cause i'm so damn pale.
Kai Kai is taking calls!!!
1 (301) 861-4312
lofl, some of these calls are funny!!
did any of you leave a saynow message??
Ew. In Kandee's new video, she looks like a haggard hooker. Also, anyone else notice how bad her hair is thinning?
Why do you need a 10 minute video on a neutral smokey eye?
UMMMMM guys...did you know if you call kailyn's saynow she answers? like, live?
Is David Benner Kai's Davey?
Who the fuck are these people calling Kai? These people are creepy. They all have weird accents and seem like they have anti-social disorders.
OMG NEVERMIND I'm listening to another message left by David Benner and it IS Kai's Davey.
He was talking about loving her so much and something about her pussy.
HAY EVERYWANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
OMG "Jus" called Kai lmao
"I love this brush, I don't know why I haven't used it before." Uhh, cuz you hoard makeup and it got lost amongst it until now? :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIZMa5z6knQ
You'd never see Kai doing a look like this. I feel bad that leesha, whatever her name is, is still breaking out. Guess those Mario Badescu products aren't helping her after all! I saw her video on their website.
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs104.snc1/4772_128104329504_111770999504_2840015_6974124_n.jpg
He looks like a rodent.
I just called and kailyn answered. live.
lol i can't believe she gave out her number so freely!!
Is Kai on blogtv or something?! Link!
*facepalm* what's the point of calling kai....go do something productive ffs
Look at xsparkage's ftc disclaimer:
"sugarpill products sent for consideration "
I hate how these gurus toe around the rules!
I'm not from America, so I don't know, but are the FTC rules even ~serious~ or mainstream?
I only hear about it on YouTube and a lot of random no-name "gurus" who just talk to the camera about shit and don't even review products put disclaimers just because it's becoming the ~thing to do~ in the guru community. IDK IDK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7htH1SdYygE
Fucking Phanny got me pissed again.
Hypocrite Nerd Goddess Phanny is flying to go see a Christian movie cause she's supports it.
Donate the fucking money to a charity you wasteful bitch!
Wtf is wrong with her morals?
I'm not shocked considering she flew in pizzas from NY to Florida.
At least she wasn't talking about being a good little Christian while doing that...
This is just beyond words.
So I heard from a reliable source that Kai has a section in her "inspiration binder" that only consists of photos of Leesha. Creepy?
4:51 PM - as much as i would like to see what you're talking about, i'd rather not give that troll views. but it doesn't surprise me she is pushing that angelic angle of hers.
isn't it a movie to support a cause though? it's not like she's flying across the country just to see twilight or something stupid.
It's fine to support a cause but why say you are going all the way across the country JUST to see a movie? She probably thinks she sounds passionate, but she just sounds like she's bragging. Why not say that she is going to California and while she is there she will see it? Saying you are going all the way across the country JUST for a movie sounds ridiculous or as Lisa would say rediculous.
SHE TWEETS, THEREFORE SHE IS. phony phan, you're trying toooo hard
@Lisahater, yeah, they are serious, but I've never heard of any court actions coming out of them so far. But a while ago Perez Hilton had some "gossip" about it, saying that some star... gweneth paltrow or something... was blogging about her amazing vacation, and failed to mention that it was pretty much only amazing 'cause the hotel gave her all those commodations for free.
But like I said, I've never heard of anything coming from the new laws yet, either.
IN OTHER NEWS, I'm looking at the lipsticks from the Liberty of London collection.
Petals and Peacocks, Blooming Lovely, and Ever Hip look really cool, but idk if I want to spend the monies. :(
I've been Christian ever since I was child. It's a super long story, but a miracle for sure. There will be another time for me to share the story.
Oh Phanny. SMH. She spends money on the most useless shit.
does anyone here carry a tote bag instead of a backpack at school?
Such a long story as to how she became a Christian as a child. Did God give her those 70$ vitamins while she was living on food stamps?
Why does she use GOD???? why???? this video reminds me of the cheesy 'painting a beautiful heart'.
if you are a REALLY beautiful person in the inside, you wouldn't need to scream it at the world
I HATE YOU MICHELLE. I HATE YOU STUPID BITCH
oh and im sorry for my bad english
Woah how weird, I was a christian a a child, too! That never happens rite?
...but then I grew up.
did michelle really fly pizza from ny to fl?
I'm seriously over Michelle Phan. I don't even feel like bashing her. She's such a hypocrite and money has made her a dumb bitch who will do anything for more. I'm starting to hate her more then Lisa! At least Lisa didn't go around saying how poor she was and how she hates greedy rich people and then turn around to become everything she hated.
Where was Michelle's LOVE FOR JESUS WHEN SHE WROTE THOSE CRAZY ASS BLOGS?!?!11111
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She talked about the flying pizza thing on twitter. I don't know if it was flown in or if she just took all the boxes with her on the plane when she came back from New York.
I totally agree lisahater!
I know awhile ago someone posted that Michelle bought her dream car & they posted a pic...but I wasnt sure if it was her.
Her bf Carlos flew down the pizza for her
Here is his facebook.....click on his photos and you can see pics of him and michelle!!!!
http://www.facebook.com/CarlosRosario
I have to say he is kinda cute and it seems like they've been dating for awhile
lisahater I agree!
Gawd kai needs a new post, her fat girl hand on hip pose is freekin annoying. No sign of my jersey shore tut yet :((((((( cmonnn kai get on this shit..
damn Kandee has 225,381 subscribers!!! WTF!!
bitch had the nerve to talk about kailyn but at least kailyn doesnt look like a man in drag http://www.youtube.com/user/GreenGirl251
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